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Louis grins broadly and Armand’s eyes go wide with sadness.
“I’ve gotta stop teasing you when you’re all worked up.”
This coaxes the slightest hint of a smile out of Armand. “You will not, Louis. You are far too much of a sadist.”
Louis chuckles. The corners of Armand’s mouth twitch up a hair further before compressing back into an irritated pout.
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Louis and Armand search for equilibrium after the events of the first interview and Louis' suicide attempt.
Armand makes a noise—a violently choked back sob.
Louis ignores him. It's too much. He is too much. Frightened child. Ancient vampire. Needy fucking mess.
A sharp, shuddering inhale.
And Louis has never wanted anything as much as he wants to be needed. He reaches out to cup Armand's jaw in his mangled, scabby hand, just like he had in the bedroom of the Divisadero apartment. A thousand years of suicide watch. Armand would do that.
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not a connoisseur, just a blood drinker by mayoho
Fandoms: Vampire Chronicles Series - Anne Rice
01 Feb 2026
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Armand wants to be punished.
The desk, the bed, and—dare I even consider it—my lap were Armand’s only choices for seating in the sparse but comfortable room I inhabited. The last time he had been here, he had paced restlessly the entire time he spoke, so I had no insight into which option he would prefer. He chose the desk, settling easily on top of the diary I had been updating even though there was plenty of clear space. His oxford-clad feet dangled freely, knocking against my shins. The careless action was at odds with his watchful expression.
“You’ve smudged the ink.”
“You should have used a modern pen.”
“You're deliberately provoking me,” I said, finding myself wanting to be provoked.
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Santino and Armand get to have a cute bonding moment because there's lots of evidence in the books that Armand doesn't think of Santino as irredeemably evil, and, outside of the wild torture at the beginning, they had a complicated maybe even positive relationship while Armand was still in Rome.
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Abandoned WIP
AU-ish where Radovid rescues Jaskier from Anna Henrietta. There was plot and stuff I had been batting around ideas with kuwdora about, but that has been lost to the recesses of my memory and tumblr chat history in the year this has been mostly sitting untouched in my drafts.
Jaskier quietly leaves the room—he’s fairly certain that Radovid is busy with official business and will not notice that Jaskier has taken a break from melding with Radovid’s mattress—and finds a large stick to wave around in the courtyard. Sword forms are something people who are sad and bored do to make themselves feel better. Doing things to make oneself feel better is the behavior of someone who is fundamentally fine. The irony that this is a habit he picked up from Geralt, who has probably been fine on a countable number of days in his exceptionally long life, is not lost on Jaskier. Jaskier smiles and frowns and then does his very best to stop thinking.
Jaskier is fine, because the alternative is… well, he genuinely doesn’t know. And he very much does not want to find out.
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Twin Peaks Drabbles by mayoho
Fandom Twin Peaks, Twin Peaks (TV 1990), Twin Peaks: Fire Walk With Me
24 Feb 2025
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ASOUE Drabbles by mayoho
Fandom A Series of Unfortunate Events (TV), A Series of Unfortunate Events - Lemony Snicket, All the Wrong Questions - Lemony Snicket
16 Nov 2023
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Ha, I wasn't expecting to write enough of these to warrant a series.
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I Pray to God it's the Kindest Thing by mayoho
Fandom The Witcher (TV), Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
23 Jan 2023
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Fictober 2021 by mayoho
Fandom The Witcher (TV), Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, Wiedźmin | The Witcher Series - Andrzej Sapkowski
17 Nov 2021
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Florence had three children. Her heart had two.
For LDPDL Week 2026 Day 1: Family | Parenthood/Siblinghood
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Bookmarked by mayoho
21 May 2026
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something smells rotten and it's starting to spread by aelandair
Fandoms: Interview with the Vampire (TV 2022)
17 Apr 2026
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“I didn’t realize you still took in strays,” Armand says, a little meanly. He can’t help himself. He feels untethered, a little out of control, like he often did in his youth. What he doesn’t say is: You didn’t tell me. You could have told me but you didn’t. Why didn’t you tell me?
Marius either doesn’t notice or successfully ignores his biting tone. “Oh, yes. I took a break from fostering after the fire. I’m sure you can imagine it took some time to rebuild and get everything in order again. But a house like this isn’t meant to stay empty, and I can’t stand by and do nothing when I know there are children who need a place to stay, someone to take care of them.”
When Marius has a fall and injures himself, Armand returns to his childhood home to take care of him. Upon his arrival, he finds that his father has started fostering again. But surely there is nothing to worry about.
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Bookmarked by mayoho
25 Apr 2026
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I’m telling you how I remember it. And you don’t seem to be listening.
↳ (R)April 10th: no negotiation / retraumatization
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- Part 5 of 8thDigit's (R)April
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10 Apr 2026
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New Years' Day of 1958 marks the year Armand has been abiding with Louis's grief and apathy for a year longer than Lestat did, and much more gracefully, even though, or perhaps because, this is all his fault. On this special milestone for their fragile companionship Louis decided to try to be happy again.
It doesn't last long.
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- Part 2 of 50s Depression
Bookmarked by mayoho
11 Jan 2026
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Scrapes on your knees, blood that spills over by sanguinevisions (samaelssewntongue)
Fandoms: Interview with the Vampire (TV 2022)
18 Aug 2025
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Armand and Louis pretend that Armand is a teenager in a brothel. Louis takes the opportunity to be a lot nicer to him than he typically would be.
The title is from Spiracle by Flower Face
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- Part 2 of Call it even
Bookmarked by mayoho
23 Oct 2025