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a little tepid pool, drying inward from the edge by mistyslut
Fandoms: Yellowjackets (TV)
26 May 2025
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“Oh.” she said, voice surprising her with how it had hunched into the caverns of the throat. “We’re— we’re not— we’re not together.” The thought of being together, two, with anyone that was not Van made her stomach jump. (And, after all, Misty’s hands were not made for Taissa to grasp. Natalie’s cologne cast a shield around her impossible to penetrate; the knight hidden behind the veil of her prince’s favour.)
“No?” Jolene tutted. “Shame.” A silence fell. They finished mixing the drinks, handed Taissa the martinis and jerked their head. “Have a nice night.”
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OR: Two women nurse two broken hearts. Misty discovers something about herself. Tai tries to remember and forget.
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do not go gentle into that good night (rage, rage against the dying of the light) by mistyslut
Fandoms: The 100 (TV)
13 Feb 2025
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Because Lexa herself could never be youthful nor young, that courtesy was always denied. At birth, she was crowned in the colour of the cave, at infancy, pronounced a warrior. In time, she would absorb the soul of the Pramheda and those that came after like the bread and wine Moira took at her communions. She was a smooth surface upon whom many felt free to tread. She was a wrinkle in the fabric of time.
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Lexa, in distortions.
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i'd rather hold onto this road with pliers than have another face of you frisk my heart by mistyslut
Fandoms: Agatha All Along (TV), WandaVision (TV)
15 Jan 2025
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“Do not,” Agatha hissed, between laboured pants, “call yourself mommy ever again. We don’t have that kind of relationship.”
“Anymore,” Rio laughed, pinching Agatha’s cheek. It hurt. She’d grown her nails. “But fine. You miss daddy, don’t you, lovebunny?” she stuck out her lower lip, pink and glistening like makeup residue, legs spread and thighs slotted directly over Agatha’s hips. She spoke in a manner that commanded the red vessels beneath Agatha’s skin; that steered oceans beneath purview of her forever-wandering eyes. It stole her breath, the plaits of Rio’s power branding themselves against her carcass. “Be a good girl,” Rio intoned lowly, knife poised like a rash waiting to break out, still as a reflection. “Tell daddy the truth, my little foxhound.”
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“You are divinity in light,” she said, not quite callous, not quite awed. There was a pucker in her smile. “My name is Agatha. Have you interest in shedding your maidenly cloak this night?”
Rio was taken aback, as the fox was taken aback by the hound. Deep, red things crinkled at the corners of Agatha’s eyes, bloodlust, and if Rio had a pulse to go with her ink-soaked heart, then it would have quickened as Agatha’s nostrils flared. Death was a stranger to desire, the two had been surgically removed in the cot. Both in the face of, and in the body, and yet, queerly, a most strange feeling reached between her legs, like fingers digging in a begging bowl. As though she was stock. She was tempted to sneer.
“Oh, but where are my manners?” Rio tittered, catching herself upon her back foot with ease. “Hello Agatha,” said she, extending forth her hand, “my name is Death.”
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IN WHICH, death finds love.
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all the perfumes of Arabia will not sweeten this little hand by mistyslut
Fandoms: Arcane: League of Legends (Cartoon 2021)
01 Jan 2025
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Caitlyn felt like tar sifted through a grinder, stuck in the metal teeth of the parentheses between consciousness and a dream. She supposed it was the white gold they pumped through her veins that had her tongue slurring in her mouth and that made her see purple flowers tattooed on the insides of her eyes. Vi. Vi. Her brain, saddled with morphine, murmured the name like it was a waking prayer.
When Caitlyn awoke, her prayer remained unanswered. Her beseechments lay on the altar untouched. She lay beneath thin, white covers provided only for modesty of her naked form, accompanied only by the faint jab of the IV and the jagged breaths creasing her lip. She felt like a suction had been forcefully shoved down her throat, frost scraping at the arid pinkness. Vi. Vi.
“ Vi,” she pleaded softly. A man in a white jacket scurried to her voice. Not Vi. The ceilings fell on her when she realised she’d imagined it all, Vi’s scream ripping the vocal chords from her throat.
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Caitlyn Kiramman, her scars, her fears, her woes and her loves -- post-finale 2x09.
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sides of a mirror, sides of a coin by mistyslut
Fandom: Arcane: League of Legends (Cartoon 2021)
24 Nov 2024
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cait & vi post-s2ep3
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“Councilor Talis, your thoughts?”
Jayce blinked, realizing everyone was staring at him. “Hmm? Oh, yes. Uh…” He scrambled for words, only to pause as his mind filled with something completely unrelated. “Have you seen my wife?”
The room fell silent.
Councilor Hoskel tilted his head, frowning. “Mel is missing?”
Jayce sighed, exasperated. “No! I just… Look.” He pulled out a photograph, one he kept tucked inside his notebook.
“Isn’t she incredible?”Groans rippled through the council.
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Meljay pregnancy au. Jayce is a ‘my wife’ guy except he will never be exposed for cheating or something
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24 Mar 2025
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if there’s ever been a single instance where a giant glowing sign in the sky announces things could have gone so much worse! well, this is it. congratulations, yellowjackets, pack it all up.
or: misty never destroys the black box, rescue comes in a timely matter, almost nobody dies, and jackie and shauna are in love, but they don't know it yet.
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17 Feb 2025
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Clarke Dirty-Haired Griffin™ confronts Commander "Candle-Loving Heart Eyes" Lexa™ about her candle addiction, Lexa denies she has a problem, and starts arguing that if anyone has a problem, it's Clarke. Will they be able to love each other through this bump-in-the-road in their relationship, or will their breakup be so horrid that Arkadia and Trikru end up going to war?
Or: the stupid, not that funny, really unnecessary fic where lexa's candle addiction is worrying clarke, and lexa keeps denying anything is wrong. also, clarke really needs to fucking shower, despite her hatred for being clean.
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22 Jan 2025
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prison comedy, told out of order and out of line.
lexa has the worst prison id number ever, raven needs to expand her vocabulary, clarke can't mop, and putting octavia behind the kitchen line is tantamount to reckless endangerment.
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19 Jan 2025
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“Fate etched your demise in the fabric of eternity itself,” Rio says, sweeping her arms open; spiders skitter from the dark creases of her cloak. “It was written eons before your birth. Now – the time has come to – ”
“The end is nigh, sinner!” says a familiar voice behind her. “It is I, Lady Death! Ooga booga!”
If Rio had eyes right now, they’d be twitching. Slowly, she turns to take in the unwelcome (if increasingly-frequent) sight: Agatha, holding a Ghostface Halloween mask over her ghostly face. Draped over her head in a paltry imitation of Rio’s cloak is a sequined black shawl – Billy’s, Rio guesses. She knows that the kid’s been trying his hand at drag recently.
“Oh, this is so embarrassing,” Agatha says, flicking a finger in Rio’s direction. “One of us is gonna have to change.”
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Just when a ghostly Agatha decides she's ready to give into Rio's centuries-long pursuit, Rio swears that she's finally done with the pursuing.
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08 Jan 2025