ninja_assassin
Fandoms
- The Yard (Podcast) (28)
- Video Blogging RPF (14)
- Stray Kids (Band) (9)
- Formula 1 RPF (7)
- Jet Lag: The Game (Web Series) (7)
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Max had always liked sweet scents.
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- Part 3 of F1 omegaverse
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The night he presented, Kimi curled up in bed and cried into his pillow, where no one could hear.
He had already disappointed his parents once that night. He couldn’t break their hearts too.
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- Part 2 of F1 omegaverse
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When Oscar arrived at his hotel room, a cardboard box was already sitting on the floor of his bed, overflowing with bags made of scent-locking plastic. Most of them were the same size, containing one hoodie—usually a team one, branded with the Williams or Mercedes or Aston Martin logo—or a few t-shirts. More than enough for the kinds of nests he made.
But one of the bags was so big, Oscar needed both arms to handle it. The label said it was from Lando.
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- Part 1 of F1 omegaverse
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Once upon a time, the six of them had shared the house. Their footsteps echoed up the stairs and their secrets warmed the living room on sleepover nights. Their laughter rang through the halls and their secrets bloomed under soft pink lights.
When they raced onto the golf course at night to dance under the sprinklers, their uniforms dripped on the hardwood floor.
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Dinner was starting to wrap up, dessert plates clearing and conversations gently tapering off as much as they could in a gathering of seventeen people. Esteban checked his watch. He enjoyed these dinners well enough, but he was exhausted.
Then…
To the whole table, Pierre announced magnanimously, “I will pay.”
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An omegaverse au of interconnected stories in which omegas are the majority of the 2025 grid
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Winghaven Academy by ninja_assassin
Fandom Jet Lag: The Game (Web Series), The Yard (Podcast), Video Blogging RPF
19 Aug 2025
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Welcome to Winghaven, a boarding school in a pocket dimension where everyone has wings and powers. When students cross the veil and enter the human world, they lose their wings but maintain their powers. Everything else should be made pretty clear by the fics. Happy reading :)
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the Yard x [books] by ninja_assassin
Fandom Everyday Angel Series - V.E. Schwab, Red City - Marie Lu, Snowglobe - Soyoung Park, The New Alchemists Series - Marie Lu, The Yard (Podcast), Warcross - Marie Lu
20 Oct 2025
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The two of them get engaged the summer after graduation. The announcement makes front page news in the Korean Herald and Hyunjin’s mom puts a clipping of it on the fridge right next to a copy of Seungmin’s senior thesis paper and acceptance letter into Harvard Business School. It’s the first time Hyunjin’s ever been featured there post-elementary school, when his macaroni art was just slightly more advanced than the other kids in his class, and the sight of it leaves a bitter taste in his mouth because he did nothing to deserve the spot of honor. Unless the culmination of his life’s success is simply marrying Kim Seungmin.
Hyunjin’s tasked with picking out their engagement rings, a pair of golden Tiffany bands. He sends Seungmin’s to him in the mail. His mom has to text Hyunjin the address. He doesn’t have Seungmin’s number saved in his phone.
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Bookmarked by ninja_assassin
05 Aug 2025
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Seungmin has never been accused of being too accommodating or too agreeable, not for anything.
Cue Jeongin.
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- Part 3 of Case Control Series
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- English
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Bookmarked by ninja_assassin
13 Mar 2025
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Hwang Hyunjin (1:48 PM)
you think if you got dick you’d be less uptight?Kim Seungmin (1:59 PM)
No.
And that’s bordering on sexual harassment.Hwang Hyunjin (2:00 PM)
if i tell you the same thing in the parking lot after work will it be better
as a friend and not a coworkerOr: The development of a relationship, via snippets of office communications.
Bookmarked by ninja_assassin
20 Jan 2025
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Sherlock isn't really sure why John wants to shag him, but he's certain that if he's careful to behave properly about it, John can be persuaded to keep doing it.
In other news, John is a good boyfriend and Sherlock is an idiot.
(German translation available.)
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Bookmarked by ninja_assassin
05 Jan 2025
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Before his baby is born, Minho writes letters that he never sends.
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- Part 1 of my dad fell into a pool (not clickbait)
Bookmarked by ninja_assassin
20 Dec 2024