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  1. Public Bookmark 51

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    Crowley’s not a snake, but he does still need to shed sometimes. It tends to cause all kinds of problems in the nearby area as some of his demonic power leaks out. It was easy when there were fewer people. Now with the end of the world nigh, there’s too many people around and one in particular that is tired of the secrecy.

    It’s him. He’s tired. It wouldn’t be so bad accepting a little help from his Adversary, would it?

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  2. Public Bookmark 21

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    On the eve of a mysterious outing Crowley has set up, a belligerent tourist shows up to the bookshop and threatens to make them late to their date. Desperate times call for desperate measures, so Crowley transforms into a massive serpent to terrorize their unwanted guest... Only to find out that the legs God had cursed off him long ago were back! And- wait, why is Aziraphale a dragon now too?!

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    I'm counting it. Enjoy this silliness.

  3. Public Bookmark 76

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    Prompt from the Good Omens kinkmeme: Tadfield Advertiser

    "Crowley has been fantasizing about - definitely not dreaming, or longing for, since he's a demon and has dirty fantasies, not sappy romantic daydreams *cough* - of making love to Aziraphale under a heat lamp. (In snake form. All twisted around each other, maybe inside each other at the same time, and definitely inseparable.) Aziraphale indulges him, of course. <3"

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    12 Sep 2023

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    If Aziraphale is going to be carrying out temptations at the young King's Court, he should be properly dressed for it. Crowley is more than willing to help. Unfortunately, he's not all that good at resisting temptation itself, especially when it involves well-turned angelic legs in saracen silk hose.

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    In which Crowley discovers that Aziraphale is more accepting of his nature than he'd expected.

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