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Salazar Slytherin was a parseltongue: one who can speak to snakes. Helga Hufflepuff was a tursitongue: One who can speak to dolphins and whales. Guess which founder Draco embarrassingly takes after?
Or: A moody, emo, puritan Draco visits the beach hiding a secret, and Hermione thinks he’s a tortured soul
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Unity Park by Lispodfics, marigold_13, offthemap, themelonlord
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
27 Jul 2025
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The Weasley family’s magical theme park will soon open, and a reluctant Hermione Granger has agreed to participate in the promotional material.
No one told her that meant spending the day with her coworker and rival, Draco Malfoy.
Good thing she definitely, absolutely, irrefutably does NOT have a crush on him.
Definitely not.
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Draco Malfoy had carefully avoided violence ever since he realised that the Black Family Madness lived in his bones. But after he kills a man, he is slowly succumbing. Violence, obsession, stalking... it's only getting worse.
It's just too bad for Hermione Granger that she was in the wrong place at the wrong time.
Plus, there's that marriage law.
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When Hermione Granger receives tickets to the most exclusive book fair in the world, she jumps on the chance. Little did she know that the tickets are actually a gift with strings attached…
Or, serial-skirt chaser Draco Malfoy is after Hermione, and she’s much more into it than she wants to be.
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Hermione Granger is back for an Eighth Year at Hogwarts. She wants to make this go-round all about her wants and needs. Never again will she let life slip out of her control.
Draco Malfoy has one goal for his Eighth year: become friends with the girl who made all the difference at his trial. Thanks to Hermione’s powerful letter about indoctrination and fear, Draco has this second chance at life, and he doesn’t intend to waste it.
But something nefarious has infiltrated the Hogwarts halls. Can Hermione and Draco tackle it together?
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To Build a Bower by eveningstruggle for mightbewriting
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
15 Sep 2024
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She has a cat, the same ugly orange thing that she’d had at Hogwarts. She lives in a flat in Clapham Common, has a bird-feeder outside her kitchen window, and is engaged in a war of attrition with the squirrels who believe they are entitled to her Songbird’s Favourite Patio Mix. She wears glasses most days, but contact lenses when she has an important meeting. She loves hazelnut and is allergic to kiwi. She finds Ted’s golf stories tedious.
And now he can add to the Granger, Hermione entry that a piece of pale mint green glass, tossed and tumbled through a thousand ocean waves, is enough to make her stop at his desk and speak to him.
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“Speaking of things that I wouldn’t ask of you if it weren’t vitally important to how we want to proceed with this investigation…” Harry trailed off, removing his glasses and pinching the bridge of his nose in a familiar gesture. After a long moment, he opened his eyes. “The house is a two bedroom,” he said, as if that explained anything.
Hermione just watched him, her pulse suddenly racing. Her subconscious was making a panicked sort of squawking parrot noise, having figured out something essential that her sleepless brain hadn’t yet come to grips with.
“Hermione,” Harry said. “Malfoy is going to the safe house, too.”
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The Art of Seduction: Kidnapping and Hypothermia by ChaosAndCrumpets
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
31 Dec 2021
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Hermione Granger's battered old Ford Fiesta is not built for snowstorms. It's a good thing there's a flannel-clad tractor driver to come to her rescue. Or is it?
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“One night,” she echoed. “At yours.”
He gave a small shrug. “Why not?”
She considered this, a hundred reasons flickering through her head which mostly ended with the same outcome—because she was Hermione Granger and he was Draco Malfoy.
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As if being assigned as Hermione’s Auror protection officer isn’t bad enough for Draco, it happening a few days after the two of them shared a one night stand might just tip him over the edge.
Especially when Ginny spurs Hermione to going on dates with other people, and seeing as he can’t leave Hermione’s side he has to accompany her on every single one.
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- Part 1 of The Muffliato Rule
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“Stop staring at my tits,” she says, finally breaking their quiet.
Her voice is raspy after the hours of disuse. It tickles something inside Ron, but he isn’t sure if that tickle finds its way to his cock or his brain.
“I wasn’t staring—” he splutters.
“And why not?” she interrupts, “I’ve got great tits.”
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or: For some godforsaken reason, Ron has to go on the run with Pansy-fucking-Parkinson.
He is greatly displeased because Pansy-fucking-Parkinson is a giant cunt.