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“Speaking of things that I wouldn’t ask of you if it weren’t vitally important to how we want to proceed with this investigation…” Harry trailed off, removing his glasses and pinching the bridge of his nose in a familiar gesture. After a long moment, he opened his eyes. “The house is a two bedroom,” he said, as if that explained anything.
Hermione just watched him, her pulse suddenly racing. Her subconscious was making a panicked sort of squawking parrot noise, having figured out something essential that her sleepless brain hadn’t yet come to grips with.
“Hermione,” Harry said. “Malfoy is going to the safe house, too.”
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“One night,” she echoed. “At yours.”
He gave a small shrug. “Why not?”
She considered this, a hundred reasons flickering through her head which mostly ended with the same outcome—because she was Hermione Granger and he was Draco Malfoy.
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As if being assigned as Hermione’s Auror protection officer isn’t bad enough for Draco, it happening a few days after the two of them shared a one night stand might just tip him over the edge.
Even worse—when Hermione decides that she needs to start dating again, and seeing as he can’t leave her side he has to accompany her on every single one.
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- Part 1 of The Muffliato Rule
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“Stop staring at my tits,” she says, finally breaking their quiet.
Her voice is raspy after the hours of disuse. It tickles something inside Ron, but he isn’t sure if that tickle finds its way to his cock or his brain.
“I wasn’t staring—” he splutters.
“And why not?” she interrupts, “I’ve got great tits.”
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or: For some godforsaken reason, Ron has to go on the run with Pansy-fucking-Parkinson.
He is greatly displeased because Pansy-fucking-Parkinson is a giant cunt.
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Draco Malfoy, now the sole proprietor of the Malfoy fortune, has to make a visit to his Gringotts vault for a very special item.
The bank insists he be accompanied by none other than Hermione Granger… in a very distracting skirt, thinking very distracting thoughts.
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Co-Winner of the "Jackpot" Award (Overall Favorite) for the Dramione Writers' Society Fate & Fortune N.E.W.T.s challenge!
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Lord Draco Malfoy has returned to London mid-season in the hopes of securing a wife. He is seeking a cultured lady, someone elegant and refined, who might wear the title Duchess of Wiltshire well.
If only the odious Lady Hermione Granger weren’t always in the way.
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When a newly-spawned kitchen Dementor imprints on Draco Malfoy on both of their first days at Azkaban, it sets off a curious pattern of events never before seen in the dreaded wizard prison. Hermione Granger’s efforts to get to the bottom of the mysterious changes reveal there’s more to magic, and Malfoy, than she thought. With more trouble cooking up than meets the eye, can Hermione get Draco — and herself — out of harm’s way?
The Ratatouille-meets-Halloweentown Dramione you never asked for, and maybe never knew you needed.
COMPLETE!
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Hermione blinked, absolutely shocked, to see the tall, lithe form of Draco Malfoy looking curiously at her as he halted in his steps, his head cocking slightly to the side.
“Granger,” he drawled, lip curving in amusement. “What the fuck are you doing in my bed?”
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Hermione and Draco haven’t seen each other in seven years, and now they’re stuck alone together on a writer’s retreat in Theo’s countryside house. Do they even know each other at all? Surely writing each other smutty stories and pushing them under their bedroom doors would be a great place to start?
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i fear/no fate by EnchantedPixie495, ifyouwereamelody
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
03 Sep 2024
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It’s disorientating, the way the dream rushes over her. One minute, Hermione’s lying in the dim of her room at Grimmauld Place, and the next, she’s blinking in the face of bright lights, music, laughter…
Strange.
It doesn’t even feel like a dream, really. She doesn’t feel like she’s sleeping at all; it’s more like standing in a memory, as if she’s closed her eyes and tipped head first into a Pensieve.
- - -For Double the Trouble (Dramione) 2022
Prompt set: "Betrothed Draco - Soulmates - Yule Ball"Shortlisted in Reddit Top Dramione Fic Surveys:
2023 - Most Promising WIP (7th); Soulmates/Mates/Magical Bonds (12th)
2024 - Soulmates/Magical Bonds (8th)Series
- Part 1 of Of Butterflies and Hurricanes
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Fairytale/Castle AU 💝 Pining Draco, bookish Hermione.
Hermione lives a sheltered life behind castle walls, but her desire for adventure sometimes gets her into trouble.
Draco Malfoy is a member of the Royal Guard, fresh off a highly-decorated stint as an elite soldier. He thinks about Hermione a lot, but that's just because it's part of his job to protect her, right?
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The Art of Seduction: Kidnapping and Hypothermia by ChaosAndCrumpets
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
31 Dec 2021
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Hermione Granger's battered old Ford Fiesta is not built for snowstorms. It's a good thing there's a flannel-clad tractor driver to come to her rescue. Or is it?
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After a terrible week in which Crookshanks died and Ron left her via four words on a scrap of parchment, 30-year-old Hermione is forced to take a leave of absence from work. Unfortunately, it quickly becomes clear her job was the last thing keeping her sane.
When she finds out Harry is investigating the unexplained disappearance of Draco Malfoy—now an Unspeakable in the Department of Mysteries—she finally has a problem to solve. The case sucks her in in more ways than one, and she finds herself tangling with a powerful magical object, as well as Draco's weird and wonderful subconscious.
tl;dr Hermione gathers extensive material for an inevitable 'Am I the Asshole?' post
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On Pineapples and Principal Penetration by ChaosAndCrumpets for rattlebag
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
18 Mar 2023
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All Hermione Granger hopes for from an unexpected invitation to a pineapple party is to connect with some like-minded people over a well-baked upside-down cake. All Draco Malfoy needs is a place to put his unfortunately under-utilised erection.
Maybe there's a way they can both get what they want.
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There is a universe wherein Draco Malfoy chases after Hermione Granger following their fleeting tryst on the beach. He grabs her face, and kisses her again - hard. They spend the rest of that night, and many more together.
This isn't that universe. In this one, he lets her leave. And then, he disappears.
When he returns, Hermione realizes that there is something. . . alien about him.
*Dramione Subreddit 2024 Top Underrated Fic*
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Draco finally caved and bought one of those muggle telephones everyone is going on about, though he doesn’t quite understand how it works yet.
A social media AU.
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To Build a Bower by eveningstruggle for mightbewriting
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
15 Sep 2024
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She has a cat, the same ugly orange thing that she’d had at Hogwarts. She lives in a flat in Clapham Common, has a bird-feeder outside her kitchen window, and is engaged in a war of attrition with the squirrels who believe they are entitled to her Songbird’s Favourite Patio Mix. She wears glasses most days, but contact lenses when she has an important meeting. She loves hazelnut and is allergic to kiwi. She finds Ted’s golf stories tedious.
And now he can add to the Granger, Hermione entry that a piece of pale mint green glass, tossed and tumbled through a thousand ocean waves, is enough to make her stop at his desk and speak to him.
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“Do you remember when I told the minister that the Time Turner isn’t a weapon?”
“Yes.”
“I was wrong. It is a weapon. In the wrong hands, it could—it could destroy everything.”
It’s been twelve years since the war ended. Ten years since Draco Malfoy was forced from the depths of his depression by a mother and friends who refused to let him die in peace. Six years since he became an Auror for all the wrong reasons.
And for the next month, he's been assigned to protect Hermione Granger as she completes her latest invention: a new type of time travel.
You can’t change what happened, she told him. There could be catastrophic effects, cascading like ripples in a pond. So when they find themselves at the centre of a dark conspiracy that leaves them trapped in a past he’s been running from his whole life, they need to find a way home without unravelling their future.
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Hermione Granger has always carried an embarrassing secret: she gets turned on by learning. What happens when a tattooed Draco Malfoy shows up to Eighth Year and won't stop whispering interesting stories in her ear?
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Twelve years have passed since the end of the War, and Draco Malfoy has fought to become St. Mungo's preeminent Healer in an attempt to redeem his family's name. Hermione Granger had no intention of seeking out his help. However, Draco soon realizes that he has no choice but to unravel the sickness that's consuming Hermione before it destroys her completely.
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Hermione Granger had always lived a charmed life—top of her class, surrounded by popular friends, and with a bright future ahead of her. She thought she had everything figured out. But when she pushed the boundaries of her role at the DMLE, it led her down a dangerous path. Her best friends had to bail her out, leaving her indebted to the Ministry—a debt they were all too eager to collect.
Their demand?
Infiltrate the most notorious wizarding crime syndicate, led by Durmstrang’s fallen heirs turned racketeers—Draco Malfoy and Theodore Nott.