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    Aziraphale has always been a little bit of an outsider within their Waddle. With his pale feathers both blending him into the snowy artic world he was hatched into and making him stand out amongst the black feathers of his fellows, he's quite the odd one out indeed.

    Thankfully, Crowley has never been one for the conventional. One look at soft beige feathers and his heart's gone. With a little luck and a little effort, he hopes Aziraphale will accept his pebble-filled nest this all-important mating season.

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    10 May 2026

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    The profit is kisses

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    18 Sep 2024

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    “There’s an enchanted castle West in the Hellian slopes, and apparently it comes with a prince looking for a bride or bridegroom to free him from a dark fae’s curse.”

    “I see,” Aziraphale says finally, when he realizes both Gabriel and Uriel are staring at him expectantly. “You want me to marry a beast?”

    Gabriel's mouth flattens. “I want you to take this gods’ blessed opportunity to secure your family’s future for good."

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    Aziraphale is a professional quest hero who just wants to sit by the fire and read a book, if his overbearing family will ever let him; Crowley is a serpent demon who needs a gullible hero he can con into gathering some critical ingredients for a human corporation spell. Hijinks and a lot of terribly inconvenient feelings ensue.

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    05 Sep 2024

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    In the aftermath of the failed Apocalypse, Aziraphale finds there are unseen scars that would never quite wash off. Rather, they linger like scent to skin, markings indelible.

    Seeing no other solution, he moves to a cottage in the countryside in an attempt to recover. But there’s something not quite right about it, something that he can’t seem to fix. Above all, there’s also something missing, in the form of a beloved demon he’s had to leave behind.

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    18 Aug 2024

  5. Public Bookmark 51

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    The trouble with “Keep Out” signs is that it’s so easy to pretend you can’t read them. Or perhaps that’s more of a reflection on the trouble with Crowley, who can most definitely read, but also happens to be quite keen on ignoring signs. Mostly out of spite, and entirely out of curiosity.
    Crowley has been ignoring “Keep Out” signs for much of his adult life, and tonight is no different.

    When Crowley witnesses something shady going down in a cemetery, it leads him to a secluded cottage, and a new friend with a horrific past.

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    03 Aug 2024