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    A collection, not a series: standalone think pieces in no particular order.

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    What it says on the label: this 'series' is just a way to identify stories that can be read as individual standalone works, whether or not they're also associated with a larger arc. Because if it were a tag it would be swallowed up whole.

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    A curated collection of small-batch confections from in and around the Subjectiverse.

    Ingredients: SEvan, aestheticism, hedonism, pragmatism, idealism, sapiophilia, label-free identity exploration, domesticity, relationship negotiation, crack, tooth-rotting swottery, and traces of AU.

    Assembled in a facility that also processes plots.

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    Britain, 1980. Gryffindor isn't what Slytherin sees in it, and the reverse is way more true than that. Lily Evans doesn't know she looks different depending where you're standing, the Blacks know exactly how they come across and like it that way, and Severus Snape isn't exactly who anyone thinks he is—least of all himself.

    A series about (mostly) smart, (reasonably) creative, (variably) passionate people whose country has snarled up around them into a wicked problem despite (nearly) everyone's good intentions.

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    In which Susan identifies "Where's My Cow" as a proto-talismanic anchor for Young Sam's continued health and existence, and tries very hard not to wonder what the Vimes' butler does on his day off. There may also be a lesson about the meaning of Hogswatch, but no one wants to talk about that.

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    16 Jul 2025

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    There's few things commander Vimes enjoys less than attending yet another weirdly specific diplomatic symposium, blindly searching for missing tyrants might be one of them.

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    13 Jul 2025

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    Excellent, although one is distracted from the excellence by the punctuation (not Carrot’s) and the synonym for ‘japes’ unaccountably uttered by his Lordship.

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    At the end of first year, Harry pocketed the Philosopher's Stone- in a secret pocket that everyone else missed.

    Now, two years later, Harry is in his third year, his friends are having the time of their lives in Hogsmeade, there's an escaped mass murderer running around, and Harry is going stir-crazy. Fortunately, the twins have a solution! Although- they're going to need something in return, and it needs to be good.

    Good thing Harry kept that Stone, huh?

    And then things go completely bat-shit crazy.

    (featuring the Marauders vs 1993, an exhausted Professor Lupin, a bewildered Harry Potter, and an opportunistic Hermione Granger)

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    30 Jun 2025

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    Peter loves his friends. Which is why he had to kill them. And now, he's doing- well. Alright. Things didn't turn out exactly as he'd anticipated, but he's making it work. Living his life. As a rat. Mostly trying not to think about things.

    Fine. Things could be better.

    But he hadn't thought they'd get worse- which is exactly what happens when, three years after James died, he's come back. And for some godforsaken reason, he's decided to make that Peter's problem. (Okay, okay- Peter gets it. He did kill him.) Peter is sure that James is going to turn him in, ruin his life the same as Peter had ruined the Marauders.

    But this is James. And he doesn't do any of that.

    What was Peter expecting, really?

    (Features: A lot of fighting, a lot of forgiveness, and a splash of necromancy. Alright, you got me- rather a lot of necromancy. But come on- we can't just have the ghost of Christmas James show up. Haven't you seen 'A Muppet's Christmas Carol'? There needs to be at least two more ghosts.)

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    29 Jun 2025

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    In which Albus Dumbledore is not a manipulative bastard but rather an overworked headmaster whose deepest desire is to hire a DADA professor who will stick around for longer than a year…and if he has to kill Voldemort to do it, then so be it.

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    02 May 2025

    Bookmarker's Notes

    In which Albus has been replaced with a human person who is just as good at adulting as other human people

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