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    I've been collecting various longshots and oneshots in a folder for the past two years, and I'm finally cleaning them up and posting them. I might extend any that are popular, but for the moment each fic in the series is stand alone.

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    One Portamis drabble for every episode of Season 1. I didn't like S2, so discontinued the series.

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    "Fuck this," Tony grumbled to himself as he tried not to yank on the car battery cables connected to his chest in frustration. "Fuck Thanos, fuck time travel, fuck the fucking glow stones."

    He paused, glowering up at the security camera blinking away in the corner of the cave.

    "Actually fuck everything," he growled slightly louder. "Imma Mary Sue the shit out of myself, just you fucking watch."

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    01 Jun 2022

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Ch 34

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    A man wakes up one day to find that he isn't in his apartment, isn't in his own body, and isn't even on Earth anymore. The language, the geography, the culture, the stars, and even the technology level are all different. Even worse, in this backwards medieval society he had found himself in, he woke up in the body of a woman. A woman who had just given birth to her first child, a son.

    He's not really cut out for this whole 'motherhood' thing. It could be worse; at least he's a noblewoman, and really, Robb is such a sweet child...

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    11 Dec 2025

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Ch 22

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    so yes, shen yuan went from advocating for his castration to being known as “that user who’s really into shen qingqiu, for some fucking reason” on forums, but he still failed to understand why he transmigrated into a warm red pavilion worker.

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    03 Dec 2025

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    Yi-Hua is not having a great day.

    First, she slogs through a PhD defense before dying embarrassingly at her celebration dinner and waking up as a 5-year old Wen Chao.

    She is not planning on dying so easily this time, and she's not letting the Wen or Wei Wuxian get hunted down for her Sect Leader's ambitions.

    Wen Chao has plans.

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    25 Nov 2025

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    Two day's before Isabella Swan was supposed to move in with her dad she regained the memories of her past life. She knows whats waiting for her in Forks. Unlike Bella she doesn't want to embrace the vampire life. She makes plans. Panics. And somewhere along the way she get's imprinted on.

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    04 Oct 2025