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Nagini has been acting suspiciously. Lord Voldemort is just there to make sure she's okay. He has absolutely no interest in Harry Potter. Really.
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- Part 3 of Souls of Ilk
- Part 1 of A Hand like Sunshine
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- 6,668
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- 4/4
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18 Dec 2025
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Hungry Harry and the Death Eater Dinner by Anna_Hopkins for MistyTheGhost, DarkkBluee, Run_of_the_mill
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
12 Jun 2019
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Prompt: Every day, Harry passes by a house from which emanates a tantalizing smell. Every day he thinks about going in. One day, he does.
Harry went looking for dinner and got dessert too.
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- 3,777
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- 1/1
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01 Dec 2025
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Voldemort, unexpectedly short on money and growing tired of both Wormtail's existence and Nagini's incessant pleas to eat the wizard, has a most brilliant idea: crowdfunding, and the first reward tier is a livestreamed broadcast of Nagini getting her wish. It is a massive success - and the people demand more.
Said 'people' just so happens to include one Boy-Who-Lived.
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- Part 1 of Dark Livestream Extended Universe
- Part 10 of October, 2021
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- English
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- 99,177
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- 29/?
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28 Nov 2025
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Voldemort survives the final battle and is imprisoned in Azkaban. After a series of unfortunate events, Harry Potter ends up in the cell next to him.
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- English
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- 116,275
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- 28/?
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26 Nov 2025
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When a Voldemort in his thirties encounters a time-travelling, seventeen-year-old Harry Potter, he makes a dangerous—and hilarious—assumption. He assumes that Harry is his son. And his son, of course, deserves the very best.
A confused Harry plays along for the sake of self-preservation, but living with his “father” is proving to be intolerable in more ways than one.
“You are mine,” Voldemort said gently, and smiled when Harry flinched. So the boy did know Voldemort, after all. He knew Voldemort was to be feared. “I will look after you, my own.”
“I don’t belong to you,” Harry spat, despite his fear. Oh, what a delight he was! He was no cowering, simpering sycophant, like Voldemort’s other followers; no, this child had a spine of steel. Not many could stand before Voldemort without quailing.
“You are my son,” Voldemort declared. “Of course you belong to me. Your every cell, your every fibre, your every heartbeat. You are mine in flesh and blood and soul. You are mine in magic. And you will not deny me.”
Now with Chinese, Korean, Russian and Portugese translations, and featuring art by Mona and Hypnodisc!
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- Part 4 of Tomarrymort Stories
- Part 3 of Daddymort
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- English
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- 72,580
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- 23/?
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25 Nov 2025
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Steve starts paying Eddie for sex once he discovers that Eddie doesn't just deal drugs and perform at the Hideout.
(Steve doesn't mean to fall in love with him, but he can’t help himself.)
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- Part 2 of Running with the Devil
- Part 1 of Money, Power, Glory
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- English
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- 292,494
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- 26/26
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23 Sep 2025
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How to Woo the Winter Soldier by writeonclara
Fandoms: Captain America (Movies), The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
16 Feb 2019
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“I think I’m ready to date again,” Steve said.
“What,” Natasha said.
“What?” Clint said, lowering his binoculars. He blinked at the dumbstruck look on the Captain’s face, then followed his gaze to where he was staring dopily at—at the Winter fucking Soldier.
“Steve, no,” Clint groaned.
Or: Steve courts the Winter Soldier.
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- English
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- 21,570
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- 6/6
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18 Sep 2025
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Back to Square One by rosensilence
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Superman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics), Superman (Comics)
29 Mar 2025
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When Superman is caught leaving Clark Kent’s apartment in the early hours of the morning, there is only one way for Clark to protect his secret identity—he has to pretend to be dating himself. Clark can cope with the ensuing stares, comments, and increased attention that follows but when Batman starts to take an interest in Clark Kent, he starts to think that maybe, he should have just revealed his identity.
Written for Superbat Week 2024 Day 1 - Identity Reveal
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- Part 1 of Superbat Week 2024
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- English
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- 49,872
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- 6/6
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10 Sep 2025
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Intergalactic negotiations are difficult.
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- 1/1
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26 Aug 2025
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Hawkeye gets thoroughly chewed out for flirting with the Father, but no one notices (or believes) it's a mutual thing. It's almost like they have reputations or something.
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26 Jul 2025
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After a bout of accidental magic when Harry is six, Vernon goes too far. When Harry wakes up, he is gravely wounded and more than fifty years in the past in another world. After some shuffling, Harry ends up at Wool's. There, he meets Tom Riddle, his mysterious roommate, eventual best friend, and the love of his life.
Inspired by a doctor he meets in the past, Harry is determined to go into medicine and protect other children like himself and Tom. Tom has his own dream of becoming Prime Minister. The boys quickly become inseparable and are determined to help each other down their paths to build a life together.
He wanted Harry. He had never coveted anyone this much.
Tom understood now that some part of him had never given up on having a… friend. Someone who understood him more than anyone else. Someone who would always take his side.
In a flash, he knew he would do anything to have Harry Faye’s loyalty.
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- 67/?
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14 Jul 2025
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THEE tomarry fic OF ALL TIME. Long, unfinished, absolutely fucking worth it. Author is in med school and the love of medicine/healing/learning shines through beautifully. Lovely. Also the slowest burn I've ever read, this fic is like watching the coals in a campfire, it's warm and comfy and beautiful, and I'm in love.
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When he's little, Harry discovers something Very Special: he can make his wishes come true. Literally.
In which a young boy discovers a way to slide under the radar and the profound consequences that follow. What happens when you've taught yourself to become untouchable?
Rated M for a lack of moral conscience, the occasional murder, and a graphic dark theme here and there (because why not?). Happily Ever After, Voldemort style.
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- English
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- 74,840
- Chapters:
- 14/14
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- 88
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05 Jun 2025
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you speak of the devil (like he's not your friend) by Amuria
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
10 May 2025
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Harry finds a Horcrux the summer before his sixth year. A deal is struck.
(Or, when Harry wakes a seventeen-year-old Tom Riddle from the Gaunt's Ring, it is to a world where his future self has achieved none of their goals except one. Harry is proof that he's a great wizard after all.)
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- 137,215
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- 31/31
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- 7
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- 971
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02 Jun 2025
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Harry and Dudley are attacked one evening, and Snape is called to fix it. A child sized Harry, who looks much more like Lily than James at this age, was not what he was expecting.
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- Part 1 of Namesake Necklace
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 121,123
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- 25/25
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- 31
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26 May 2025
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18 May 2025
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There lies a boy at the heart of the chamber. He's not a day over sixteen, limbs still draped in Hogwarts black and Slytherin green. There is no wound marring his corpse, no sign of struggle, no blood but for the colour that hasn’t left his cheeks in fifty years.
As Harry falls to his knees beside him, the ghost of Tom Riddle watches from a distance, spinning plans.
(Or: there is a monster in the Chamber of Secrets.)
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- 1/1
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16 May 2025
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He was smiling. At Tom Riddle. He was going to get murdered before the year ends, he just knows.
Alternate universe/Post-Hogwarts. warnings: mature themes, drinking, swearing. An adult Harry Potter with all his knowledge and experience is transported to his 23yo body in a universe with no war.
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- 144,088
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- 32/?
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13 May 2025
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“Do you think he meant it?” Harry asked, once the professor was gone, tracing the gilded lettering of his own name on the letter he'd given Harry. “We're really Wizards?”
“It makes sense,” Tom shrugged, though he could hardly look away from his own letter, the proof of what he'd always known, in some pit inside himself, that he was something different from everyone around him, that he was something better. He'd believed the first priest that had told him the same thing, albeit it opposite in nature, that he was a devil. It had made sense at the time, just as this answer did. Anything that offered an explanation for his being set so apart.
“I'm glad it's both of us,” Harry said, green eyes somehow greener, the natural brightness in him turning incandescent. Tom had thought he'd known the answer for that before too, dull hours at Sunday service spent gazing at the sun illuminating stained glass portraits, thinking: angel. “I'm glad we're going together.”
“We'll always go together,” Tom said, knowing it as fact, unable to imagine anything different. Wherever he went, Harry was sure to follow. It'd been that way forever. It would surely always be that way.
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- 10/10
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06 May 2025
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Tom Riddle is a frightening coil of darkness, cruelty, and greatness, and changing him is Harry’s only hope for saving people he loves. Going back in time, he takes Tom from the orphanage, but his optimism shatters with every year they spend together.
Tom still longs for darkness. Tom stifles him in his possessiveness. Tom is fixated on him to the point of destroying the world just to keep him.
But Harry loves him. And the future changes.
- Language:
- English
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- 266,516
- Chapters:
- 10/10
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- 78
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19 Apr 2025