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weave me the puppets lament by procrastinatingpie
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Dream SMP
21 Sep 2025
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"its funny, tommy muses. he once felt joy in the skies, that instinctual push to the graceful, delicious freedom in the air where his wings could take him everywhere, where he felt he had the pleasure to do anything.
he supposes it still meant the same now, hanging above the clouds wishing for the embrance of death, hanging onto a semblance of control."
OR: tommyinnit, and his musings on the top of a tower in exile. a puppet, and his cut strings.
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suffocating in decay and sickness (wishing for freedom) by procrastinatingpie
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
31 Jul 2025
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""What do you see when you look at us?" the Watcher spoke faux casually.
"I see," he started, all sets of his wings - painted with the reflection of the stars and plumes of browns, whites, and reds akin to a hawks, made painstakenly to be his not theirs - flaring out.
He ignored how much energy was spent focusing the colors not to shift into shadows of purple, building the habit into second nature to be different from the eldritch void beings that tore apart and shaped him into their image.
He clenched his fist in the pause of his words. "I see an abscess festering and seething.""
OR: Grian is still trapped in the Watchers' clutches. One poses an interesting question that rips into already vulnerable wounds.
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sing me the elegy of earth by procrastinatingpie
Fandoms: Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series, Minecraft (Video Game)
25 Jul 2025
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"the dread starts slow, incrementally creeping upon his weary soul and tugging with realization. he's going to be trapped here for a long, long time.
i'm never getting out of here–it was all for nothing, he thinks hysterically, futilely pressing over and over and over and over on that cursed button.
win secret life win secret life win win win he won why isn't he granted solace–!"
OR: that one lore stream martyn did talking about scar being stuck in secret life but i made it worse
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Yuuei Survival Guide by LowlyWriter
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
26 Oct 2023
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Izuku steps towards the other teen, holding his hand out to shake, “I’m Midoriya Izuku by the way. We haven’t officially met yet, right? I don’t remember seeing you at the Entrance Exam?”
The blue-haired boy pauses, studies his hand uncertainly before shrugging. “Shirakumo Oboro,” he introduces in return, hand phasing right through Izuku’s when he goes to return the handshake. Shirakumo doesn’t seem surprised by it, but Izuku whips his hand back when the intense chill climbs up his arm.
or,
Izuku tries to pretend eveything is okay even though his homelife is crumbling around him, there's an insanely powerful Quirk that's not entirely his coursing through his veins, he suddenly knows his childhood hero, All Might, and to top it all off, he seems to have befriend a pastel blue-haired ghost that has way too much insider knowledge on Izuku's new homeroom teacher, and English teacher. He's really just trying to survive Yuuei...
* This fic is now a podfic! Check out the playlist here!
Chapters Edited - 4/50
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- Part 1 of A Boy and his Ghost
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19 Jan 2026
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Check in, One through Twenty, Go by sabertoothhousecat
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
15 Mar 2022
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Class 1-A makes check-in phrases to make sure no one’s an imposter.
After the war, it turns into something else.- Language:
- English
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- 4,142
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- 1/1
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13 Jan 2026
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No such thing as a painless lesson by RoseJennison
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
28 Jan 2025
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The Class 1A students, along with some of their teachers, are brought to a room by a strange being who has made a deal with them. They will be given information about various secrets and future events, which they could use to save lives, but this information comes at a cost. Every time the 'on screen' version of them experiences pain, they must feel it too.
There's no such thing as a painless lesson after all.
I do not give permission for anyone to make podfics of this story or any YouTube videos containing the contents of this work.
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- Part 1 of MHA reacts
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- 72/?
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11 Jan 2026
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Yesterday Upon The Stair by PitViperOfDoom
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
12 Oct 2019
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Midoriya Izuku has always been written off as weird. As if it's not bad enough to be the quirkless weakling, he has to be the weird quirkless weakling on top of it.
But truthfully, the "weird" part is the only part that's accurate. He's determined not to be a weakling, and in spite of what it says on paper, he's not actually quirkless. Even before meeting All-Might and taking on the power of One For All, Izuku isn't quirkless.
Not that anyone would believe it if he told them.
(This story now has a TV Tropes page!)
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- Part 1 of Deku Sees Dead People
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- English
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- 424,070
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- 60/60
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08 Jan 2026
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For the Greater Good by KicsterAsh
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
10 Aug 2019
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The Police Force asks for Principal Nezu’s help on a case that opens up old scars. Despite his teachers and friends being strongly against it, Nezu accepts the offer to temporarily return to the field, if it meant no one else would get hurt.
Seeing as it was once more Internship week, Second Years Midoriya and Tsu are chosen by the principal to accompany him. What they anticipated to be a maze of puzzles quickly turns into something more sinister as they get front row seats to their principal’s past.
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07 Jan 2026