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weave me the puppets lament by procrastinatingpie
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Dream SMP
21 Sep 2025
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"its funny, tommy muses. he once felt joy in the skies, that instinctual push to the graceful, delicious freedom in the air where his wings could take him everywhere, where he felt he had the pleasure to do anything.
he supposes it still meant the same now, hanging above the clouds wishing for the embrance of death, hanging onto a semblance of control."
OR: tommyinnit, and his musings on the top of a tower in exile. a puppet, and his cut strings.
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suffocating in decay and sickness (wishing for freedom) by procrastinatingpie
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
31 Jul 2025
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""What do you see when you look at us?" the Watcher spoke faux casually.
"I see," he started, all sets of his wings - painted with the reflection of the stars and plumes of browns, whites, and reds akin to a hawks, made painstakenly to be his not theirs - flaring out.
He ignored how much energy was spent focusing the colors not to shift into shadows of purple, building the habit into second nature to be different from the eldritch void beings that tore apart and shaped him into their image.
He clenched his fist in the pause of his words. "I see an abscess festering and seething.""
OR: Grian is still trapped in the Watchers' clutches. One poses an interesting question that rips into already vulnerable wounds.
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sing me the elegy of earth by procrastinatingpie
Fandoms: Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series, Minecraft (Video Game)
25 Jul 2025
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"the dread starts slow, incrementally creeping upon his weary soul and tugging with realization. he's going to be trapped here for a long, long time.
i'm never getting out of here–it was all for nothing, he thinks hysterically, futilely pressing over and over and over and over on that cursed button.
win secret life win secret life win win win he won why isn't he granted solace–!"
OR: that one lore stream martyn did talking about scar being stuck in secret life but i made it worse
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Without a Doubt by voidknight
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026)
14 May 2026
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Petulantly, Rocky says, “Grace sound stupid. Like child.”
“I’m just talking how you talk, buddy.”
“Yes. This is because I talk like child, to speak to stupid human.”
“Well, you don’t have to do that,” I say without thinking.
“♪♫♩as this♪ when, underst♪♪♫d ♪me, question?” Rocky says.
“What?”
“Can♪♪♫will understa♫d it ♫think talks♫♪ as this♪ Eridian you♩♫, question?”
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13 May 2026
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they are the alien !! let them be alien !! yesss linguistic differences
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Hail Mary Counter @hailmarytracker · 12 hrs
Days since last contact with Hail Mary: 9,716
🗨 1 ⇄ 2 ♡ 5It's been nearly 27 years since the Hail Mary departed. When the ISS detects a signal in the far off solar system, hope begins to grow, even as mysteries start to unravel and the universe becomes a little smaller.
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12 May 2026
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Anatomy of a Whale Fall by Pokimoko
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026)
01 May 2026
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“When dead whales sink down to the sea floor, they become a whole”—Grace waves his hands in a big circle and draws out the word to emphasise his point—“ecosystem for a tonne of bottom dwelling creatures down there.
“To them, it’s the equivalent of an oasis falling from the sky and landing in the middle of a desert. It can feed them for decades, and gosh, the microbes that can be found there. I would love to study a whale fall...if they weren't at the bottom of the ocean. Eugh.” He shudders dramatically. “If I never have to go in a submarine, I will die happy.”
Eva wonders if the whale died happy. Or, at least, happy to know its death would bring life to so many. Surely that was a comfort when faced with the end.
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(or: Eva drifts along a sea of memories, in which whales swim ever underneath)
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11 May 2026
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creatures out of habit by spyspyspyder
Fandoms: Multi-Fandom, Doom (Video Games), どうぶつの森 | Animal Crossing Series
09 Sep 2022
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There was a planet covered in demons.
Then there was just a planet, because some guy went and got rid of all the demons. And the angels. And the priests. And the humans. And the gods.
You’re that guy.
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30 Apr 2026
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strings of fate by bonesandthebees (bonesandcacti)
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
09 May 2023
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The boy standing in the mirror wasn’t Wilbur.
He blinked a few times, and the boy in the mirror did too. He lifted a hand, with the stranger doing the same. When he flipped the reflection off, the bony and bruised hand flipped him off in return.
“This isn’t me,” Wilbur whispered in the stranger’s voice, the reflection mouthing the words in time with him.
This wasn’t him and yet the reflection in the mirror was telling him it was. The boy had curly blonde hair that was styled similarly to Wilbur’s, except the fringe wasn’t nearly as long. Wide set blue eyes stared at him, and after a moment of being frozen, he squeezed them shut, wondering if his reflection would be back to normal when he opened them.
His eyes blinked open, and he saw he was still blonde and blue-eyed. Fuck.
or, Wilbur is bored of the monotony of his life in a small town, and wishes for a new life. Meanwhile, Tommy is tired of the isolation that comes with living in the city, and wonders what it would be like to have a closer family.
Neither one meant they wanted to start swapping bodies.
or or, a Your Name au.
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