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    Lucifer lifts his head and blearily looks around the room. A part of him must still be asleep because he’s pretty sure he doesn’t have a fireplace in his room. Or the skeleton of some kind of creature on the wall. And a...a tree? Several trees? Are those fireflies?

    He stares at the floating little dots of light, and the misty bayou beyond them, then turns and squints at the other side of the room, where there's a wallpapered wall and dark-wood floors. He turns his head again, to the moss-laden trees, cattails, and glowing bugs, and then looks down at the red comforter he's burrowed in.

    This…

    This is not his blanket.

    He looks up.

    This is not his room.

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    Lucifer wakes up in Alastor's room after a drunken one-night stand.

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    06 Sep 2025

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    The one where they fuck up but also kind of don't (one night stand introspection from Lucifer's pov). Also the one where they both need a hug.

  2. Public Bookmark 22

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    Alastor wanted to keep hunting the worst of humanity, so a deal with the Queen of Hell seemed like a reasonable way to accomplish that. Among all the ways such a deal could screw him over, this wasn't what he expected.

    When Alastor made that deal with Lilith, he expected a career as Hell's most lucrative assassin. That's exactly what he got, but then he also got roped into helping Lilith fix her broken family. The results on that scheme have to be seen to be believed.

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    04 Sep 2025

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    He hadn’t even managed to put on shoes when Charlie’s loud, desolated groan at the other end of the hotel had made him rush out of his room, and his slippers and the hems of his pyjama bottoms were slowly getting soaked through. Why the fuck had he even bothered to change? He loved Charlie (see constants no. 1-4), but even he had to admit his current discomfort was solely the result of the list of healthy bedtime rituals she’d organised for him when, allegedly, the bags under his eyes had started developing a gravitational pull.

    In which Lucifer has insomnia, the hotel is moderately alive, and Alastor is in over his head.

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    26 Aug 2025

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    The one where the hotel should have its own character tag, a queer platonic relationship is lovingly dragged kicking and screaming into happiness, and family gets a little more found. Also that fucking amazing art by 666applesfm of feeding the bathtub fish

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    Lucifer Morningstar is in desperate need of sleep, and though Alastor does not know it yet, he holds all of the answers to solving Lucifer's problem. Of course, things between the devil and the far-too-attractive-for-his-own-good Radio Demon are as tense as ever. But with a splash of sorcery, several harmless misunderstandings, and an altogether chaotic chain-of-events, Lucifer might, just maybe, finally get some sleep.

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    24 Aug 2025

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    That one where Alastor cries at the thought of losing his bayou, Lucifer gets breakfast in bed, and the shadow minions are all best bois

  5. Public Bookmark 47

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    With the exterminations (at least momentarily) cancelled and the hotel’s crew proving to all of Hell that they can hold their own, Charlie will finally get her shot at rehabilitating sinners. Not only that, but her dad has also moved in with them after so many years of fragile connection.
    Living with him is… not quite like she remembered? But that’s fine! It’s great even, her dad is eager to help out despite his first doubts. And she’s really hoping he’d decide to stick around. There’s so much she didn’t know about her life at the palace, or Lucifer’s dealings with Heaven. Just a whole lot about her own dad she never questioned.
    His ongoing animosity towards Alastor does cause some friction, but she’s sure they’ll figure out soon. After all, her dad never looks quite as animated as he is around Alastor, and he’s the only person that manages to get Alastor to break character from time to time. If only they saw how much they have in common…

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    17 Aug 2025

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    Charlie is coming to terms with who her father is as an adult. Queue introspection, awkward conversations, and a little sleuthing into what's going on between her dad and Alastor. I.e. radioapple from Charlie's pov nestled between a lot of character development