1 - 20 of 263 Bookmarks by schemingbanshee
Navigation
List of Bookmarks
-
lucky day by craisinsensation1029
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
03 Feb 2025
Tags
Summary
The moment of truth comes, Suguru clicking the button, the virtual wheel with Satoru’s username and many others spinning before a singular username is revealed. “Okay!” Suguru beams, clasping his hands, squinting as he reads the name. “Honoredone1207,” he announces.
Holy shit.
or, Satoru gets chosen to get fucked by his favorite streamer.
-
smile for me, cry for me by mitsurisleftbraid
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
12 Oct 2025
Tags
Summary
“This pretty face of yours,” he murmurs. “I want to see it bleed.”
Immediately, his eyes widen, fright keeping him locked in place, hands unable to even curl into a fist as he watches the man reach behind his back.
“Red would look good on you.” This is the exact opposite of Christmas, Gojo filled to the brim with dread as the man ever so slowly reveals what he was hiding. Under the bright ceiling light overhead, the blade of the knife glints. He sees his reflection, terror swimming in his eyes as he lowers it, the sharp edge looming closer and closer to the side of his face. “Guess I’ll see for myself, hm?”
Gojo has a a terrible encounter with his boyfriend at a Halloween party.
-
wanna be polite (but got other obligations) by noctetsai
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
25 Jul 2024
Tags
Summary
"That's the stupidest idea you've had this week," Suguru says flatly.
"Why is it a stupid idea?" Satoru demands. "Do you not think I have it in me?"
"You don't." Suguru looks at him unimpressed.
or, Satoru and Suguru place a bet
-
Chainsaw Man by mahbecks
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
07 Dec 2024
Tags
Summary
“Hang on. Let me get this straight. You’re sleeping on the couch -”
“Right.”
“- because Satoru snores like a fucking chainsaw. And instead of talking to him about it, you’re just… abandoning him in the middle of the night.”
Suguru at least has the grace to look a little ashamed. “Yeah,” he admits. “Pretty much.”
Shoko does not have a large enough liver to metabolize the alcohol she needs to deal with these two chucklefucks.
Nor does she have a large enough heart to hold their hands and gently lead them in the right direction, which is why she just sucks down a mouthful of smoke, holds it in her lungs until it starts to burn, and then turns her head to the side and blows it all out in one harsh plume before she announces, “Satoru thinks you’re going to dump him.”
Suguru blanches. “He what?”
Shoko Ieiri cannot emphasize this enough, but - her best friends are idiots.
-
Delightful by AstaRyllis (Rettophanim)
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
18 May 2024
Tags
Summary
After years of friendship and comradery, Yakuza Geto cuts off Black Market heir to be Gojo in his first year of college. He wants to work the city crime ring with his new found family, not with funding or support from the local rich kid.
Angry and betrayed, Satoru decides to blow off smoke from the failed situationship only to find out he's blacklisted from every bar in town but one, owned by Suguru's older brother.
Kenjaku doesn't mind the idea of working with Gojo at all. If anything, he's been waiting and watching for the chance.
Bookmarked by schemingbanshee
23 Dec 2025
-
you knew it was us from the start, didn't you? by rottenpomegranate
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
07 Dec 2025
Tags
Summary
So Suguru’s moving to kiss him— big deal. His breath smells like alcohol, and Satoru should find it gross but he doesn’t. Suguru turns his chin just slowly enough for Satoru to change his mind, but all Satoru does it comply, letting Suguru’s hand guide him towards him with mischief in his eyes and a small smile, and it’s just not a big deal, they’re just fucking around: Satoru feels fully confident about the lightheartedness of this moment right up until the very second Suguru slots their lips together.
/
Or: One kiss is all it takes to make the dam crumble, to make Satoru ache for things he doesn't understand. All he craves is to keep taking pleasure from Suguru, and he can't seem to put together why Suguru's indulging him.
-
spring fever by jgmixx
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
16 Aug 2025
Tags
Summary
geto helps gojo through his first heat
Bookmarked by schemingbanshee
11 Dec 2025
-
Lovelace by maryaman
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
25 Jul 2025
Tags
Summary
“Geez dude, relax. It was just a question,” Shoko says, the small smile that she offers him making the situation a little better. “It’s just masturbation. And, I mean, Satoru is objectively hot, so what’s the harm? It’s not like you’re stealing his used panties and sniffing them to get off, so how bad could it really be?”
In an instant he pales, face going from scarlet to borderline grey. His entire body freezes up and stills on the ground where he’s still hunched over. A knowing expression crosses her features, mouth dropping open in shock as she tries to process the reasons behind Suguru’s actions.
And then it clicks.“Oh my fucking God,” She gasps and Suguru wonders when will he finally pass away and leave this God forsaken earth, “Suguru, you absolute dog.”
Or, Suguru's journey of self-discovery, one stolen pair of panties at a time. -
DILF: Dude, I Love Fucking (Suguru Geto) by GojoStoleMyMan
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
08 Dec 2025
Tags
Summary
Bark Like You Want It by Sir-Mix-A-Lot
Older (sped up) by Isabel LaRosaThe bartender set Satoru’s drink down on the bar. “Starting a tab?”
Satoru sighed, pulling out his card and handing it to him. “Yeah, no suckers tonight I guess.” He picked his drink up and sipped it. The hair on the back of his neck stood up, and it was like he could feel a set of eyes on him.
A voice spoke behind him, low and smooth. “You alone tonight?”
Gojo blinked, turning with a flirtatious smirk already loaded. “Why? You looking for compa—” Gojo’s smile faltered. No. Fucking no.
OR; 23 y/o Satoru has a... minor crush on his best friend's dad, 48 y/o Suguru Geto. What happens when Geto accidentally flirts with him in a club?
-
the principles of neural science by HamsterQinghua
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
02 Dec 2025
Tags
Summary
“Why would you make your password my birthday?”
“It’s… harder to guess, right?”
“Sure,” Suguru agrees after a pause. “I guess that makes sense.” He punches in his birthday, and Satoru’s computer screen blooms to life. Suguru moves to open a new tab to find his paper again, but his eyes inevitably draw to the open, fully visible tab Satoru has open on the screen.
how too confess to ur dense cruh
In Satoru-speak, that’s “how to confess to your dense crush.” Suguru’s deciphered enough of Satoru’s texts to know that much.
The translation comes instantly to him. The actual processing of what Suguru’s seeing takes much longer. For a few moments, he simply stares at the screen.
Crush. Satoru has a crush? And Suguru didn’t know?
---
or, Suguru helps Satoru confess to his crush
-
I’m Standing in the Dark by Anonymous
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
03 Dec 2025
Tags
Summary
Suguru turns and sees a young nurse approaching, tablet in hand. “Are you Geto?”
“Uh—yes,” Suguru answers.
The nurse’s tone softens. “Before you see him, there’s something you should know.” She glances at the door, then back at Suguru. “He sustained a head injury. He’s awake, but… he doesn’t seem to remember much.”
The world fades out around Suguru.
“I’m sorry,” Suguru manages after a beat. “What?”
After Satoru loses his memories in an accident, Suguru can’t bring himself to remind him that they’ve broken up.
-
Tags
Summary
Satoru Gojo is severely down bad for his hot room mate, Suguru Getou. Satoru Gojo is also bad at smoking pot. What happens when Suguru offers to teach him?
Spoiler alert: they get nasty
-
Day 14 - Monster fucking: Predator by saccharinesatoru
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
14 Oct 2025
Tags
Summary
Satoru was just supposed to be collecting data samples on an abandoned space station several planets from his own. It was a procedural mission that he had completed countless times on other planets… Only none of the other planets he had visited in the past had ever hinted at an extraterrestrial presence before. He has a team of researchers with him and all the protective equipment he needs… So, why does he feel so on-edge? And what’s that sound following behind him? Are his eyes playing tricks on him or is that the outline of a shadowy figure in front of him? From being the dominant human species on Earth, he’s about to find out the hard way that he’s the definition of prey to the creature before him. And Suguru’s about to show him why.
Series
- Part 2 of JJ's Spooktacular Kinktober
-
Are you a headless compound? (Cause I want to give you head) by mikusgirlfriend
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
17 Oct 2025
Tags
Summary
Gojo Satoru’s first thought when he meets Getou Suguru in his English class is that he’s really pretty. Unfortunately, he’s also a massive asshole who seems to hate Satoru. And to top it all off, Getou Suguru smells better than any omega Satoru has ever met.
-
butterfly house by haysel
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
07 Nov 2025
Tags
Summary
The knocking continued persistently as he went to unlock it. It stopped when he heard the click, and then Suguru was opening the door.
Satoru barreled through the door as soon as the knob turned, as though he also had a hand on it, pushing it open. Suguru scrambled back from the door, and Satoru threw himself into Suguru’s arms with so much force that Suguru stumbled a few steps until his back hit the wall.
“Holy shit, Satoru,” he shouted, hands coming up to grasp his arms. “You animal, what the hell are you doing!”
_____
Suguru and Satoru had been best friends since childhood. Suguru is in love with him, and that complicates things.
-
oxytocin by jgmixx
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
08 Nov 2025
Tags
Summary
suguru has found the perfect workout motivation
-
For Science! by Damaged_kitkatzz
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
09 Nov 2025
Tags
Summary
Ever since an unfortunate incident in 5th grade, they’ve shared everything. But when a secret admirer starts leaving gifts for Satoru, Suguru has to decide whether to confess his feelings for his best friend or lose him forever.
-
dumbstruck by rainbowprisms
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga)
11 Nov 2025
Tags
Summary
Satoru gets hit by Suguru on a skateboard and falls in love. That's it.
-
Nail me to your cross (and break me) by mikusgirlfriend
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
17 Nov 2025
Tags
Summary
“Listen here you moron” the man hisses. “I’m not mentally ill, and I didn’t do this to myself. I’m not even fucking religious, why would I stigmatize myself?”
Suguru blinks.
“You… you believe you're stigmatic?” he asks, disbelieving.
The man crosses his arms, a sour, almost petulant expression on his face.
“What else does it look like?” he says like it’s obvious. “First the scourging and now a puncture wound from one hell of a thick nail through my palm. Why do you think I went to a priest instead of a doctor?”or
Getou Suguru meets a stranger claiming to carry the sacred wounds of Christ
Bookmarked by schemingbanshee
26 Nov 2025
-
no angels calling, my brain is rotting by Race_582
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
21 Nov 2025
Tags
Summary
Sometimes he missed sleeping, missed dreaming; he missed the sweet embrace of his bed after a long day, waking up in the middle of the night and being able to go right back to sleep. He really missed it. But he wasn’t human, so why would he need something like that?
——
what happens when the higher ups found out their favourite toy doesn’t need sleep?