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Twenty years ago, Aziraphale and Crowley met as teenagers while visiting Rome. They instantly formed the kind of horny, smitten bond neither would ever forget. They lost touch and haven't seen each other since that summer. When Crowley applies to work in Aziraphale's coffee shop after leaving his job as an architect, they're both full of doubt. Neither wants to ask if the other remembers, let alone admit their feelings. After all, who would still be in love with someone they met two decades ago? They turn, instead, to writing down their feelings.
But would they be brave enough to actually confess them instead of keeping them to themselves?
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Blushes and Brushes by scullyphile for voluptatiscausa
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
13 Sep 2025
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Bee drags Crowley to a wine and canvas class to pick up dates. Naturally, he’s irritated, until he spots an angel. Unfortunately, said angel keeps leaving with other people. Or, five times Aziraphale picks up someone else, and one time they leave with Crowley.
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Supermassive Best Friends by scullyphile for SazzyLJ
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
01 Sep 2025
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The year is 2006. A few months after graduating from university, best friends Anthony and Aziraphale share a big house with four friends. Tonight they’re throwing their first house party. Armed with his freshly burned CD of Muse’s Black Holes and Revelations, Anthony is hoping to get lucky.
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All of Crowley's Treasures by scullyphile
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
31 Aug 2025
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The dragon Crowley is tired of weak knights trying to vanquish him from his cave. He's bored and alone with his treasures, until one day he's visited by an angel. An angel willing to do anything for him.
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Don't Turn Around by scullyphile
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
11 Aug 2025
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Hear me out.
Ligur isn't even supposed to be at Sodom and Gomorrah. He's never meant to meet Sandalphon. Don't look too closely. Some things are simply fated.
It starts, as it will end, with a pillar of salt.
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Toni Jaw-Dropping Crowley Needs a Husband by scullyphile for adverbian
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
02 Aug 2025
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Aziraphale has been waiting a decade for his love to be requited. When Crowley asks him to accompany her to her boss’ birthday party—not only as her date but as her husband—he sees it as his only chance to experience a romantic relationship with his best friend.
(fake married but make it t4t)
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Smoke Gets In Your Eyes by scullyphile
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
28 Jul 2025
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The valley is burning.
Crowley's heart, which he just recently discovered is real, only beats for one person: a miniature handful of a man called Aziraphale. Right now that heart is beating frantically.
The smoke is thick and black, and Aziraphale lives in the valley. -
The Best Part of Waking Up by scullyphile
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
16 Jul 2025
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When he opened the cupboard and reached for his favourite mug, Crowley did so without looking, trusting his muscle memory. He was scanning the back garden for signs of anything out of place when his slender fingers wrapped around it, slipping under the handle. It felt… different.
Crowley's shapeshifter partner enjoys waking him up in the morning.
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The Human Way by scullyphile
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
13 Jul 2025
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Crowley is upset that Aziraphale is making him do all the work. Now that they're retired and on their own side, they're supposed to work together. Bickering ensues.
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Strength (Reversed) by scullyphile for OneDapperCat
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
13 Jul 2025
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The time has come to tempt Eve, and Crawly isn't feeling so great about this assignment anymore. Or anything, really. Xe takes a risk by approaching the Guardian of the Eastern Gate.
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- Part 7 of Dapper's Deck
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Strength by scullyphile for OneDapperCat
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
13 Jul 2025
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Crawly has been given the assignment to tempt humanity in the Garden of Eden, but no one ever checks up. So, xe's willing to relax and let things be for now. Although xe's a bit curious about that Guardian of the Eastern Gate. What are they up to?
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- Part 6 of Dapper's Deck
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I Have You, Your Majesty by scullyphile
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
02 Jul 2025
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Crowley has always wanted to win the heart of Prince Aziraphale, to tempt him into choosing him as his spouse. Now is his chance.
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Among the Wildflowers by scullyphile for lydiablackblade
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
02 Jul 2025
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Crowley purchases a strange plant from a vendor at Pride. It doesn't know how to mind its own business nor keep its vines to itself.
(see also: sex pollen + truth serum = fun for everyone)
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Hold Me, Don't Hold Me Down by scullyphile for SpectrallyDistracted
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
25 Jun 2025
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Aziraphale has always been a sex-positive asexual and aromantic, and he enjoys regular physical touch to ground himself. When his platonic snuggle partner and his flatmate get married and move away, Aziraphale needs to fill both spots in his life. Then he meets Crowley. Crowley is kind, funny, and so good at cuddling. It could be the friendship of Aziraphale's dreams or it could be more. Perhaps Aziraphale is demiromantic after all?
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- Part 1 of To Be Held
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Holding Me Steady by mostbookish (scullyphile)
Fandoms: Dalrymple Abbey, Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
18 Jun 2025
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Elspeth, a determined spinster in her early twenties, is in love with her servant, Wee Morag. Regency Drama AU.
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- Part 2 of Take a Big Cup, Put 100 Words Into It. Nothing Else. (Drabbles)
- Part 2 of To Be Held
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The Unfamiliar Otter by scullyphile
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
18 Jun 2025
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Crowley's heard of twinks becoming bears, but this is ridiculous.
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As a fisherman in Alaska, Anthony’s heard stories. But he never expected to actually encounter a Kushtaka, let alone realise it in media res, in flagrante delicto—balls deep inside one.
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Essentially Exactly the Way It Happened by scullyphile for thescullyphile
Fandoms: The X-Files
08 Jun 2025
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“He doesn’t suspect a thing, does he? Your partner.” Ronnie says. He looks around him, at his car, at the pizza, at something far in the distance, but not at her. At least he’s showing some deference. That gives her something to work with.
Scully pulls the muscles of her face into a hard mask. She can’t show weakness. The pizza has led her to Ronnie, and Ronnie can’t be trusted.
“And he can’t know. He will never know. Do you understand me? If you breathe a word of this to Agent Mulder, I’ll put a stake through your heart myself. I’ll chop you into multiple pieces and drop those pieces into separate seas.”
Alternate universe where Scully has been a vampire the entire time, right under her partner's nose. -
The Nice and Accurate Mothman Prophecies by scullyphile, Tired_Lazarus
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Mothman (Folklore)
01 Jun 2025
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Point Pleasant, WV. 1967. There have been reports of sightings of a creature the townspeople are calling the Mothman. Paranormal investigator, Anthony J. Crowley travels the world researching cryptids and other phenomena for his book, and he has a feeling this might be his big break. This could change his life forever.
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Strange Offerings by scullyphile
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
20 May 2025
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Ezra is relatively certain humans normally leave offerings to the fae, not the other way round. This one must be different somehow. That's alright. He's never been that good at fitting in either.
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Pause, Record, Play by scullyphile
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
01 May 2025
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1994. Crowley has just seen Twin Peaks and starts keeping an audio journal of things he can’t say to his angel. Aziraphale has always kept a diary, page after page of memories and events written like letters to Crowley. What follows is a collection of these entries that were briefly donated to a charity shop.