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    Aziraphale purchases and listens to very smutty audiobooks read and recorded by his nominal nemesis, Anthony J. Crowley. Series begins pre-Apocalypse, in 2006.

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    12 Aug 2021

  2. Public Bookmark 99

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    A split second decision by Aziraphale to save them both from discovery leaves Crowley experiencing something he is unprepared for.

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    04 Jul 2021

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    “But y’know, if my boss finds out I’m helping you even a little, they’re gonna throw me out on my ass.”

    “Yes, I understand it is a bit of a conflict of interest for you… Is there something I can offer you in return? Something you would like?” Aziraphale questioned hopefully.

    You, Crowley thought loudly as he took a second sip. I want to know if you moan when you kiss the same way you do when you try something delicious. I want to know if your lips taste like Zinfandel.

    “Yes, actually.”


    Aziraphale is having difficulty running his restaurant, and it isn't helping that he believes the place across the street is trying to sabotage him.

    To his surprise, chef Crowley comes to him on friendly terms. Together they come up with an arrangement that could benefit them both.

    (Explicit rating for chapters 10 , 14 & 17, see tags for description. Please do not record this as a podfic or repost this fic anywhere! Thank you!)

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    28 Jun 2021

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    Aziraphale is firmly of the belief that, according to the old texts, three steps are all that keep one from their heart’s greatest desire. Where is the harm in attempting them? - Everywhere, apparently, as he soon finds out when he’s trapped inside his bookshop, fighting for his life.

    All Crowley asks is a little more variety to his daily routine. But coming home to his flat one night to an out-of-this-century person curled up asleep on his couch is probably just the universe mocking him now.

    There sure are some strange ways for two people to be brought together.

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    27 Jun 2021

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    True names have power. It’s a pity that Aziraphale no longer knows his.

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    25 Mar 2021