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    lucarozanov

    if shane hollander gets mad at me reading about him getting blasted in the ass then he can check his bank account. i know ilya would be chill with it though

    Luca Haas tries very hard to not let anyone know about his dark (read: embarrassing) past. Unfortunately, the fans are ready to let people know for him.

    Or, Luca used to run a tumblr blog for Hollanov and the internet goes wild.

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    29 Jan 2026

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    Why was it so funny 😭😭😭😭

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    Shane is still learning that he doesn't have to be perfect in his own relationship. Ilya is still learning the rules of Shane's bad days. So when Shane tries to push him away after a crushing loss, it leads to a tense argument. But ten years of rivalry are no match for Shane’s tears; the second he starts to cry, Ilya folds like a house of cards.

    Or: Shane tries to starve himself as punishment for losing, Ilya tries to feed him, and it turns into a very soft night of pampering because Ilya is legally incapable of staying angry at a crying Shane.

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    13 Jan 2026

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    I have never related to something this much in my life also the amount of times this gave me deja vu smh but in a bad way cause i didn't have ilya

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    Ilya Rozanov has a "tiny car accident" (his words). Shane Hollander has a full-scale, system-shutdown panic attack about it. Meanwhile, a horrified Hayden is praying for someone to throw him in a lake and tell him that this is all just a big joke, or maybe for a meteor strike; he is really not picky. J.J., on the other hand, is trying to bleach the image of his sweet captain making out with Ilya fucking Rozanov from his brain.

    It's a very normal day for the Montreal Canadiens.

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    13 Jan 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    to first cry and then laugh
    to first hurt and then apply salve to that hurt
    this is that fic

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    It… it was a joke, right? A weird prank? Hollander and Rozanov… It didn’t make any sense. They hated each other! They had nothing in common! It couldn’t be real. And even if it was, it couldn’t be love, right?

    Or: five times the world got a glimpse of how much Shane and Ilya love each other and one time they kept it to themselves

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    12 Jan 2026

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    they love each other and people are blind (except the cameramen)

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    Ilya calls Shane "boring". It's a joke, it has been for years. One night, alone in bed while his husband is out partying, Shane wonders if it could be more than that.

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    12 Jan 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    so i love projecting my own issues on fictional characters and then have their s/o make them feel good about it or just be supportive in general. so when i see a fic like that i get sold and this one this one wasn't just dealing with the issue it was the mannerism bro the way shane was like "nope everything is fine i am fine everything is good bro you are overthinking it" but ilya was not budging that's my roman empire and it was presented so welllllll
    i bawled
    i love this authorrrrr i do marry me please