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    Three weeks earlier, during a Skype session with Phichit equally fuelled by Victor’s hideously expensive vodka and Yuuri’s crushing loneliness at Victor being away for more than twelve hours, Yuuri decided he was going to give Victor the best Christmas/Birthday of his life. With sex coupons.

    (“This is the best idea you’ve ever had,” Phichit said.

    “I,” Yuuri slurred, with all the certainty of a drunk man pawning off his actions on the victim of his sober self, “am a genius. Someone give me a Nobel Peace Prize. Homemade sex coupons will save the world.”

    “Absolutely.” Phichit said thousands of miles away in a different timezone watching Yuuri make five different coupons for “whatever you want to do with my feet.” “Someone give this man yet another gold medal.” )

    In the end, it was Sober Yuuri that made the terrible miscalculation of using the same adorable poodle wrapping paper for Yuri and Victor’s gifts. Presently he’s moved on from googling “how to build a time machine” to “demon pacts????? Can I make one?????”

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    Yuuri accidentally mixes up Victor and Yurio's gifts. It goes about as well as you'd expect.

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    Who wouldn't want to date Yuuri and/or Viktor?
    Nobody is immune to their charm - including random strangers, who unfortunately have no idea the two are happily married and totally smitten with each other...

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    And then-the flip-and then, the kiss, and then Yuuri made it to the Grand Prix final by the skin of his teeth, and Viktor had so much to say about his skating that he couldn’t get out for a full day afterwards because Yuuri had let him go, had turned to Viktor with nothing but conviction in his eyes and hobbled his chances in the free skate, all for the sake of Viktor’s beloved pet.

    If he didn’t know before, he knew then. Yuuri cared about him. He didn’t care about Viktor Nikiforov. He cared about Viktor.

    The hard part, then, was believing it.

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    Well, how was Victor supposed to know he was married to an absolute genius? Nobody had ever told him! Well, there's no way he can let it go on being a secret.

    (Or: Victor finds Yuuri's college diploma and realizes there were a few details he'd missed.)

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