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Vecna is defeated and the party is preparing for final exams. Will has a problem, he can’t seem to relax. He’s tried pretty much everything but he can’t let go. He talks to his friends about it and they all seem to have their own ways of coping. Still nothing is working, he wishes he was like any other teenage boy, wishes his trauma wouldn't get in the way of a very natural biological function. But he just can't seem to get Vecna's visions out of his head. Enter Mike.
Mike gives Will the massage of a lifetime.
(Characters are 18, everyone lived, the Duffer brothers are cowards and Divorce Gate is real)
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Netflix and Chill? by jamjars
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
24 Jun 2021
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Katsuki Bakugo is the epitome of bad Facebook memes ten years his senior. There’s no way he went on urban dictionary and looked up the meaning of Netflix and chill. Queue Deku’s mid life crisis.
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When Auror Potter is anonymously cursed with silence by being forced to hide his own voice inside his mind, there's unfortunately only one person in the country with the qualifications to fix it: Certified and Licensed Healer Legilimens, Draco Malfoy, specialist in Mind Curses and Afflictions. It's obviously a terrible idea, a disaster waiting to happen, but Draco's never been able to back down from a challenge... especially from Potter.
Features fuzzy cartoon slippers, devious house elves, 90s music, and lots—LOTS—of memories. Ron is annoyingly hot, Hermione sees right through you, Harry is a powerful idiot, and Draco is a reclusive masochist that would buy an entire city if it would make a kid happy. (And Pansy is "5'2, I wanna dance with you, and I'm sophisticated fun.")
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- Part 1 of The Ordeal of Being Known
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Wei Ying fucks around and finds out how a happy endings massage works.
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“You know it’s okay if you don’t know a lot about sex, Lan Zhan,” Wei Ying says in his most simpering tone, for the purposes of being a patronizing asshole. “I know the other night must have made you reeeally uncomfortable, but it’s something adults do when they’re —”
“Choose,” Lan Zhan interrupts, with a deadly calm.
The command is so unexpected that Wei Ying actually stops talking.
Reluctantly, Wei Ying caves. “Huh? Choose what?”
“Choose whether you’re going to stay here,” Lan Zhan says, slow and enunciated, “or whether you’re going to leave.”
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Lan Zhan is an RA in Wei Ying's dorm. He teaches him a lesson.
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Fucking Obvious by nothing_left_sacred
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
30 Nov 2024
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Katsuki was going to do everything in his power to make sure that his boyfriend didn’t realise that he had been struck by an amnesia quirk. He didn’t want to plant a single ounce of worry in the nerd’s pretty little head.
The biggest problem with this extremely well conceived plan?
Katsuki didn’t have a boyfriend.
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- Part 1 of Occam's Razor
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the road to heaven, as paved by bad intentions by ineffmoth
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
28 Jul 2022
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Luo Binghe formulates a foolproof plan to get revenge against the high school teacher who almost ruined his life by banging said teacher’s younger brother.
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Shen Yuan unintentionally and unknowingly uses his ass to reform an Imperial-grade douchebag.
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Who Shagged Harry Potter? by Faith Wood (faithwood)
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
26 Apr 2012
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One beautiful sunny Sunday the Slytherins wake up after a raunchy night only to discover a very naked Harry Potter sleeping in their dormitory. Naturally, they ask themselves a logical question: Who the hell shagged him?
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Bruce has never been comfortable with his status as an Omega, and while in his daylight life he has worked to have it overlooked, his night time adventures as Batman have forced him into extreme measures to make sure it goes undetected. But sometimes even the most thought out plans backfire- and as luck would have it, Bruce's hard work would fall apart in fornt of the one man who could never know exactly what he was.
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Batman is unable to take Robin to his first day of school, and no one else is available but Joker. With Robin and Joker alone in a car, Robin decides to ask Joker some "interesting" questions about his Batdad.
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Batter, Batter, Swing by orphan_account
Fandoms: Batman (Movies - Nolan), Batman - All Media Types
07 Jun 2014
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The Joker steals a kiss from his beloved Bat, and then one from the illustrious playboy Bruce Wayne.
Unfortunately for Bruce, it's not that hard to put two and two together.
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Hearts and Their Consumption by setepenre_set
Fandoms: Howl's Moving Castle - All Media Types, Howl Series - Diana Wynne Jones, Howl no Ugoku Shiro | Howl's Moving Castle
25 Jan 2016
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Wizard Howl eats hearts. This isn't just a metaphor.
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Of 1am Cheese Toasties and other Known Unknowns by JunimoKarter
Fandoms: Arcane: League of Legends (Cartoon 2021)
15 Feb 2022
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Jayce locks himself into the bathroom at a house party to have a breakdown. Viktor is smoking in the bath tub. Good thing he's totally not high and is absolutely a-okay to take care of Jayce.
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Enabran Tain has retired, and Garak has been second-in-command of the Obsidian Order for over three years. His next assignment is the interrogation of Cardassia’s newest detainee, a Federation doctor charged with espionage.
AU in which Garak was never exiled. Set during early season 3.
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at 18, will inherits a ranch upon the death of his father, a man who died from a supposed family curse. at 33, will becomes prone to accidents, and the new town doctor starts to see him more than he sees his cattle.
day one: cowboys
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- Part 1 of writing challenges + fests
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That Works For Me by a_cry_in_the_wilderness for periodically_puzzled
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
13 Jan 2023
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Spider-Man’s identity is going to be leaked to the papers first thing Monday morning and all he can do is wait - unless - there’s a certain asshole mercenary with a hard-on for him and a window begging to be broken into that can keep him distracted all night.
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Imperfect Strangers by oprime
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
28 Nov 2022
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He shoves himself up from his chair in a move that has me fighting not to flinch but he’s only holding out a big hand for me to shake.
“I’m Wade. Welcome home, roomie.”
My throat clicks as I reach out and watch my hand get engulfed in his. He’s warm and his callouses scrape over my palm and my spider sense feels like it’s on the verge of buzzing down my spine.
“Peter,” I croak. “Peter Parker.”
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Wade Wilson rents out his extra room to the kid that takes all those action shots of Spider-man. Peter something or other. He seems like he'll be an okay roommate and maybe an in with Spidey Cakes but why does everything about him seem so familiar?
Peter Parker finds an unheard-of deal on a decent apartment. The only problem? He has to live with Meathead Jock, the kind of guy who looks like he's about to shove Peter's head in a toilet. But there's something about this particular jock that throws Peter's spider sense out of whack. What is this guy's deal?
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let me explain by jilliancares
Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types
12 Jan 2022
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Wade scoffs, shaking his head and elbowing Peter in the side. “Sure,” he says, sarcastic. “That’s why your spidey-sense doesn’t see me.”
Peter’s on the verge of laughing, wanting to join Wade in his amusement, but he freezes. His entire body goes still. He finds himself staring at a roof three buildings over, not even looking at anything. Two blocks away, a car alarm finally shuts off.
“I never told you that,” Peter says, the realization startling him.
Or: Peter's starting to realize just how much Wade knows about him.
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The Promised Land by Jenetica
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe, Deadpool - All Media Types
29 Sep 2022
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Ugly, lonely, and depressed, Wade Wilson has all but resigned himself to a life of solitude. But when a glory hole place called The Promised Land (the "Home of the Holy") opens up, Wade discovers a way he might be able to find some intimacy without traumatizing anyone with the sight of his skin. Enter Peter, the sassy, sweet sex worker who has a perfect ass and an even better sense of humor. They might (might!) be even better than Spidey's.
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Yes. This is 100% the glory hole + identity porn love story no one asked for. It's a smutty, angsty, fluffy, funny rollercoaster. Please read the tags!
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hit me with your kill shot, baby by Anonymous
Fandoms: Deadpool - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types
26 Jul 2021
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“Then how do you know about the venom?” Wade asks.
Peter opens his mouth, licks those pretty lips, and closes it. “I um, you know,” he tilts his head, a red flush blooming in his cheeks. “Masturbated before?” he whispers out the word, and then he’s back to hiding on Wade’s shoulder.
“Pete, my love, if we wanna go somewhere with this, you need to mentally graduate middle school first.”
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- Part 1 of spideypool