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    ESPN: Shane Hollander To the Ottawa Centaurs after Tumultuous End to Montreal Metros Career

    @CentaursGirlie1995: obviously i feel very badly for shane but my beautiful failson of a team getting the two best players because of homophobia is perhaps the only good thing homophobia has ever done

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    Or: Shane's first season on the Ottawa Centaurs, as told by everyone else in the world.

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    19 Feb 2026

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    Barstool Sports Canada reports that Montreal Metros captain Shane Hollander has started learning Russian from new teammate and Russian rookie Sergei Dovonchezky.

    Ilya has some thoughts. None of them are particularly kind.

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    02 Feb 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    incredibly fun. i’ve become attached to an OC

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    “Yeah,” Chim said. “Yeah, Maddie’ll be glad to see you. Where’ve you been lately?”

    “Yeah,” Eddie said. His tone was pointed. “Been wondering that myself.”

    “Oh,” Buck said. “You know.”

    “I don’t,” Eddie said. “Actually.”

    “At my new place, mostly,” Buck said. Eddie raised his eyebrows.

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    OR: in the months after bobby dies, buck gets a new apartment, starts volunteering at the NICU, and going for long walks in the middle of the night. he's dealing. he thinks. probably.

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    24 Nov 2025

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    In 2022, Hen and Karen made a bet. By 2024, that bet had gotten somewhat out of control. Now it’s 2025, Bobby is dead, Buck is apartment hunting, and Eddie finds a list of names and dates in Hen’s locker.

    Oh, and there's a backup on the 10. Again.

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    Or: betting on when your friends will realize they're in love is a lot less funny when one of them already knows.

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    10 Aug 2025

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    “I need you to propose to me.”

    Eddie nearly missed the mug and poured coffee on his own hand.

    “What?” he asked, his mouth gone dry.

    “I. Need you. To propose to me,” Buck repeated, as if saying it slower would somehow make it make sense.

    “Propose…propose marriage?”

    “No, a new business venture. Yes, propose marriage, Eddie, come on,” Buck scoffed.

    “Right, yeah, okay,” Eddie shrugged, setting down his coffee mug with a loud thunk. He turned to face Buck fully, leveling him with a wide-eyed look. “Again, I have to ask. What?”

    or: Buck asks his best friend Eddie to propose to him in public to see if they can score a free dessert. Eddie definitely doesn’t propose to him for real, because that would be insane. Right?

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    24 Jun 2025