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“In my humble opinion there’s only three things that men should be and that is bloody, slutty, and pathetic.” And, on a good day, Draco Malfoy can be all three.
When war heroine Hermione Granger and Azkaban-tattooed war criminal Draco Malfoy are forced to wed as part of Shacklebolt’s controversial Reconciliation Act, they openly fight the match and each other—their public brawls breathlessly reported by the press.
Secretly, a deeply traumatized Draco delights in Hermione’s attention and pines for a real marriage with her—even as her forced proximity to the Black family magic irritates the cursed scar Bellatrix left on her arm, reminding her why she can never truly trust or forgive him. Then Hermione discovers that Draco’s blood will soothe the scar . . . and Draco is willing to trade his blood for her body.
(With post-war blood purity politics, black market potioneers, Pansy Parkinson’s career advice, the Malfoys blackmailing Hermione’s Wizengamot opposition, BDE Neville Longbottom hunting Death Eaters, a slutty Theo Nott serving as Draco’s right-hand man, and Crookshanks loose in Malfoy Manor.)
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- Part 1 of THE BLOODY, SLUTTY, AND PATHETIC SERIES
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- English
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- 195,969
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- 21/21
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- 7,370
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14 Jan 2026
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[Podfic] Smoke Signals by blue_keyboard by flightless_seagull
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
17 Jan 2026
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Voldemort gives Draco Malfoy a task, but it isn't killing Dumbledore. In the summer before sixth year, a reluctant Draco shows up in Hermione Granger's muggle suburb to warn her that he has been sent to kill her parents. Everything changes.
The story of how two sworn enemies learn of something far more powerful than hatred: devotion.
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14 Jan 2026
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smoke signals by blue_keyboard
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Harry Potter - Fandom
12 Jan 2026
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Voldemort gives Draco Malfoy a task, but it isn't finishing off Dumbledore. In the summer before sixth year, a reluctant Draco shows up in Hermione Granger's muggle suburb to warn her that he has been sent to kill her and her family. Everything changes.
A Hogwarts/Wartime/Aftermath three-book epic. Book I and II now complete.
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- Part 1 of you must have been looking for me
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- English
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- 405,780
- Chapters:
- 60/65
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- 28
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- 4,879
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14 Jan 2026
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After her father died in the Battle of Hogwarts, Pansy Parkinson believed she was free. Three months before her twenty-fourth birthday, however, her guardian is found and invokes her ancient family rites to issue an ultimatum. Forced to choose between the loss of any autonomy or of her magic itself, she has exactly one loophole.
Marriage to Neville Longbottom.
But as she grows to know her new husband, she realizes that he's nothing like the boy she used to bully in school. Unfortunately, some wizards will stop at nothing for revenge and Pansy has to decide how much she can ask of the man she convinced to marry her.
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- Part 2 of The Rite
- Language:
- English
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- 208,097
- Chapters:
- 40/40
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- 3,187
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14 Jan 2026
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“I was afraid back then,” says Draco, “of how much I loved you. I was broken. It wasn't the right time.”
“And now is? How old are you?”
“Forty-one.”
Draco uses an illegal Time-Turner, returning to the night before Hermione and Ron's wedding.
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- English
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- 43,141
- Chapters:
- 9/9
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14 Jan 2026
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Das Tal, das uns Zukunft brachte by Waldfee
Fandoms: Winnetou - Karl May, MAY Karl - Works
25 May 2020
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Was wäre, wenn Winnetou und Old Shatterhand heute leben würden, statt im 19. Jahrhundert? Würden sie zueinander finden oder sich vielleicht niemals begegnen? Ist auch im Jahre 2016 eine Blutsbrüderschaft denkbar oder völliger Humbug?
Diese Geschichte versucht, eine Antwort auf die obigen Fragen zu finden. Wir starten mit dem Doktoranden Karl May, der auf das Abenteuer seines Lebens wartet... [Alternatives Universum!]Bookmarked by sorb_aucup
30 Aug 2025
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Five Lessons (Plus One More) by Tafka for cartographicalspine
Fandoms: Dragon Age II, Dragon Age - All Media Types
08 Feb 2025
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5 Times Merrill learned a new skill (plus one time she taught Orana)
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- 1,594
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- 1/1
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- 6
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30 Apr 2025
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Empire of Dust by sirenalley
Fandoms: Dragon Age: Inquisition, Dragon Age (Video Games), Dragon Age II
21 Jan 2023
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In the time following his father’s death, Dorian Pavus must decide if assuming his position in the Magisterium will allow him to hunt his father’s murderers for the betterment of his country, or whether he must bring change another way.
Meanwhile, rumors begin to circulate around the disappearance of elven slaves and the deaths of magisters, both of which contribute to a tenuous political environment. Another slave uprising seems imminent, and this time the Imperium may not be able to stop it.
Post-Trespasser, in the shadow and dust of an ancient nation, two individuals find their lives intertwining against all odds.
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07 Nov 2024
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Heart-Eyes Emoji by carouselfancy, Tijgertje
Fandoms: Dragon Age - All Media Types, Dragon Age: Origins, Dragon Age (Video Games)
07 May 2020
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A few goofy texts sent to the wrong number, and Alistair quickly finds himself in too deep with an engaging stranger.
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- English
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- 215,615
- Chapters:
- 20/?
- Comments:
- 1,310
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- 2,790
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04 Mar 2023
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No True Gentleman by sansasparky
Fandoms: A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin, Game of Thrones (TV)
26 Jan 2025
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When Miss Sansa Stark scandalously and very publicly disappears with her jilted suitor, Mr Joffrey Baratheon, all of London believes them to have reconciled and eloped. If Miss Stark should return unmarried, her reputation will be ruined and no gentleman will ever wish to wed her.
Miss Brienne Tarth knows very well that Sansa wants nothing to do with Baratheon, and is certain that he has abducted her. However, if she wishes to find them, she must enlist the help of England's most eligible (and in her opinion, most useless) bachelor, Mr Jaime Lannister.
Trapped and frightened, Sansa takes comfort wherever she can. The only person to show her any kindness is the formidable Mr Clegane, who can hardly be considered a gentleman; but how can she expect him to help her when it would cost him everything he has?
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- English
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- 223,160
- Chapters:
- 42/42
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- 1,472
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06 Jan 2022
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"Tell me about your fiancée," Zoro said.
EDIT 2024-10-09: Updated spelling of Zoro's name to be consistent with broader fandom convention (original tags preserved for posterity).
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- Part 4 of NSD Writes One Piece
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03 Dec 2021
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Whole Cake Island is a lie. Whether you think it is a beautiful one or cruel one depends on where you're standing, as always. Pudding and Katakuri know where their places are, more than ever, thanks to a captain pirate and his cook.
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03 Dec 2021
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This is where he belongs. This is where she belonged. For however long they lived from this moment, Makkari promised herself that this is where she would end up each night. In the arms of the person she was in love with.
Or after Makkari thought Ikarus had killed Druig, she realizes a few things.
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- English
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- 2,062
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- 1/1
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- 14
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21 Nov 2021
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Now That You're Here by Lady_in_Red
Fandoms: A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin
27 Apr 2021
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A woman's battle is in the birthing bed, where Jaime is helpless to protect those he loves.
Five times Jaime witnesses a birth.
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01 May 2021
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A head poked out from behind the shed at the end of the alley.
Yong-ha looked at his attackers, and looked at the shadowy figure, and did some simple math very quickly.
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- 1,773
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- 1/1
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- 15
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29 Jan 2021
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Unlikely Allies by Anonymous
Fandoms: Dragon Age: Inquisition, Dragon Age II, Dragon Age (Video Games)
06 Feb 2021
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After evading Denarius’ grasp for nearly three years on his own, Fenris finally has a group of friends, somewhere to sleep at night, and coin to pay for food. The past seven months traveling with Hawke have been a needed reprieve, despite many of the inconveniences along the way. However, he truly didn’t think Hawke’s taste in friends could get any worse until the gang runs into a Tevinter Altus down on his luck. Much to Fenris’ chagrin, Hawke invites Dorian Pavus to join them. Fenris might be learning not all mages are evil, but that’s just pushing it.
Tl;dr: Dragon Age 2 but with Dorian.
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- English
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- 5,657
- Chapters:
- 2/?
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- 17
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- 98
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- 702
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28 Jan 2021
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After the near fatal fire fight with Arasaka soldiers following the kidnapping of Hanako, V and Takemura take refuge together in a motel on the outskirts of Night City.
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25 Dec 2020
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V doesn't find a solution fast enough.
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24 Dec 2020
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V listens to voicemail after The End. It's all fine until he gets to Takemura's message, and suddenly nothing is fine anymore.
Huge, extensive spoilers for the game and one of its endings.
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24 Dec 2020
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V awakens after an undetermined amount of time in Mikoshi. She is put in the shelter of her old friend, Goro Takemura. Her memories of her life before have yet to return.
But things are more complex than they appear, and the larger forces at play are not always on their side.
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- Part 1 of Related to: Crossing the Styx
- Language:
- English
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- 19/19
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23 Dec 2020