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Sleeping on Trains ,, by unknown_soap
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series
16 Jul 2025
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It's one month into college, Grian hates everyone and everything, including himself. Scar is a popular jock who isn't quite sure where he's going in life and Mumbo is a socially anxious engineer.
After meeting at a coffee shop and exchanging numbers, everything gets a bit out of hand.
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Mumscarian college AU!!!!!
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how many james marriott references can i fit into one fic
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Jack got hurt whilst running from one of the Cultist's, Mitch decides to send Connor in to fix him up but it quickly evolves into more.
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soap is going insane over fictional men for 2095703847th time
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this is a JOKE i made for my friend fox bc they couldn't sleep and im goated and they begged me to publish it
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[ BIRD IN A CAGE RE-WRITTEN!! I felt like the old one had a bunch of plot holes so heres the new one :D ]
His lungs burnt as he gasped for air, frantically flapping his disheveled wings, desperate to pick up further speed. Long, matted, dirty-blonde hair swept in front of his face, his pristine watcher robes clung tight to his skin. He had been running for so long he couldn’t give up now. No, not when he was this close.
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My take on the classic "Grian crash lands on hermitcraft oh no"
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(BEING REWRITTEN)
His lungs burnt as he gasped for air, frantically flapping his wings, desperate to pick up further speed. He had been running for so long he couldn’t give up now. No, not when he was this close.OR
Grian is running from the Watchers and seeks refuge on a server called hermitcraft, but his troubles are only beginning.
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my grian backstory ig :3
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danger to myself by idioddyssey, mochiwrites (orphan_account)
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series
25 Apr 2022
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Mumbo wants to tell Scar the truth, wants to tell him that Grian is stealing him away, that he’s got Scar wrapped around his finger and Mumbo hates it. He wants to tell Scar that it’s because he loves him, that he wants to be in Grian’s place, or that Grian is overstepping. But he can’t say any of that, because he’ll walk out of this room without an employer. So, he settles on, “It’s complicated.”
Scar makes a curious noise, “Just what are you hiding, Mumbo?” He asks, and his voice almost sounds soft with hurt.
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- Part 8 of good crimes. — see series description.
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04 Aug 2025
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who shot that arrow in your throat? by mochiwrites (orphan_account)
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series
19 Jul 2022
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“I was there when Dogwarts lured Scar into a trap. And I was there when we dealt with Etho. Not once did I betray Scar. Honestly I think that gives you every reason to trust me.” Grian says, eyeing Mumbo. What he does see, is the way the man flinches at the mention of Etho, and oh.
Grian pushes buttons. It’s how he’s always been. He does it purposefully, accidentally, intentionally. It’s how he gets a rise out of people, and how he determines what they’re like.
And he decides; he’s going to push Mumbo’s buttons.
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- Part 9 of good crimes. — see series description.
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05 Aug 2025
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when i said it, i thought it was true by mochiwrites (orphan_account)
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series
16 Jun 2022
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Scar picks up on their sour expressions and clicks his tongue, shaking his head, “C’mon, don’t be like that! Think of it as a fun little trust building exercise! Grian hasn’t been around for long and Mumbo’s been out and about! You two haven’t gotten a chance to know each other!” He points out, and Mumbo sighs in defeat.
“Well, I’ve already agreed to it, haven’t I?” He says, making Scar smile at him.
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- Part 7 of good crimes. — see series description.
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04 Aug 2025
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won't you tuck me in and sing me the blues? by mochiwrites (orphan_account)
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series
05 Apr 2023
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With his heart pounding in his ears and his chest heaving as he breathes, he observes the room for any danger. There are no broken windows or ruined carpets. There’s no obvious signs of damage. There also hasn’t been any signs of a fight. No blood, no weapons.
Muscles easing up, Mumbo spots Scar sitting on his bed. He’s staring at Mumbo with wide green eyes, as if he’s a deer that’s been caught in headlights. The man looks completely fine. He’s dressed in one of his suits, though his tie hasn’t been done. It hangs around his neck idly still. Nothing appears to be wrong, despite how Scar had sounded on the phone. He’s not hurt, no obvious injury or blood. Mumbo meets his stare, and blinks. “What’s the emergency?”
“It’s horrible Mumbo!” Scar exclaims, and his green eyes look watery. “Grian’s sick!”
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06 Aug 2025
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Tweek couldn't believe it. His parents had been putting meth into their coffee this whole time.
Now they got caught and have to face the consequences.
Craig is there to hold Tweek at a time like that.
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05 Sep 2025