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I’d suffer hell if you’d tell me by unknownscrat
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
30 Sep 2023
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“Oh dear! I apologise for…” Aziraphale squeaked but ended up trailing off, taking in the entirety of the scene before him.
Crowley’s hair was mused endearingly and his mouth hung open, his black shirt riding up to expose his stomach that was rapidly rising and falling with each breath.
The angel supposed that he shouldn’t apologise when Crowley was the one masturbating in his bed.
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The two of them have some unresolved feelings and Aziraphale accidentally walks in on Crowley. Smut ensues.
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Sherlock and John drunkingly play Truth or dare. One thing leads to another.
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Steve and Eddie are idiots and decide to dance in Eddie’s bedroom.
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“You are something else,” Alastor mutters, his smirk turning kind of deranged as he watches the commotion in the water when an alligator thrashes in it to get to the human meat.
“Oh, darling,” Lucifer huffs, successfully pulling Alastor’s attention to him as he steps into his personal space. He stands on his tip toes until the barrel of the Winchester rests against the center of his forehead. “You don’t know the half of it,” he whispers with confidence, grinning a bit too wide with the slightly too sharp teeth and his eyes might have an unnatural red glow. Risky, putting it in one word.
And yet, he watches as the man’s pupils dilate slightly.
Got him.
or; Lucifer gets to know Alastor when the latter is still human
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- Part 1 of wrap me in your skin and bones
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09 Jan 2026
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“Alastor doesn’t say a word, nor does he laugh, when Lucifer inevitably falls apart a few hours later.
All six wings engulf them both, creating an illusion of there being just two of them in the entire existence. Alastor mutters a quip about having to rip Lucifer’s lungs out and show them how to breathe properly someday, pulling a strangled snort out of Lucifer. But otherwise, he coaxes Lucifer into matching his breathing to the soothing way Alastor traces his palm up and down Lucifer’s side.”
ughhh so so soft but so bittersweet as well. lucifer’s suffering was so real and really fucking depressing now i want to go read even more angst
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Alastor’s mother is dead. With his life in shambles and a career in radio out of reach, he finds himself desperate enough to strike a deal with the devil: the keys to his future, in exchange for his soul.
Years later, when the father who never acknowledged him dies, Alastor introduces himself to the legitimate family—the charming stranger, bringing ruin with a smile. And every step of the way, Lucifer is there with an open hand, offering things Alastor never knew he wanted.
But choices have consequences, and some choices change everything.
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06 Jan 2026
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“Lucifer smiles, like dawn breaking over the horizon line, and it’s beautiful. “You know, most people, when confronted with the fact that Heaven is real, would at least consider trying to find a way to end up there.”
It’s an odd thing to say and Alastor blinks at him. “But why would I want Heaven when I have you?””ghlfjdjtmykfvkkgkdlslyd. amazing. all the kudos to the author.
i do enjoy me a slowburn which this wasn’t really BUTTTT i actually think it really worked out in this fics favour. lucifer supporting the love of his life despite the fact he is deranged was so fun to read. I utterly adore alastor getting to put people in their place and the whole carl scene was so rewarding (meaning that ho got what was coming for him) and just the characterisation of alastor was top notch 10/10 🤝
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Alastor reached out with one hand again, laying it palm-up on the table.
Lucifer stared. “What?”
“Dance with me,” Alastor murmured, the smile that curved his mouth as insouciant as anything Lucifer had ever seen. “That is, assuming you are even capable.”
Weak after Charlie’s birth, Lucifer has no choice but to flee Hell when Adam brings an army of Exterminators and Heavenly Princes to his doorstep. With Lilith dead, Hell in shambles, and Lucifer in no position to right it, he flees to the only place he can think of: Earth. The human world is much different than he remembers, however, and his plan to simply keep himself and Charlie secluded in the first human city he lands in hits a snag when the woman from next door takes an interest in them and the strange radio show that, for months, has been Lucifer’s only mode of lulling his daughter to sleep, bringing her mysterious son into Lucifer's false life and threatening to bring the whole facade crashing down.
(Written for the RadioApple Big Bang 2025.)
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- Part 1 of Patina
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27 Dec 2025
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“He didn’t love Alastor, and Alastor’s soul was already a terrible thing to behold independent of Lucifer’s own culpability in bringing darkness to the garden, to all mortals, but there was something there that called out, too. He could recognise it now as he allowed Alastor to bite at his mouth, as the grief that had clouded his mind since coming here finally shifted, letting new shadows in. It wasn’t love, but it wasn’t nothing.”
holy shit. there is nothing in this world that i love more than a natural progression of love. like no, these very emotionally unstable characters are not going to fall in love at first sight, or even first kiss. they hate each other and that’s beautiful.
paternal/maternal failure lucifer🥹
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steve harrington's six-step guide to getting the guy. by oaseas for Megendary
Fandoms: Stranger Things (TV 2016)
21 Sep 2022
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“Alright, listen. You want to romance Max? It’s easier said than done.” When Lucas’s face falls, Steve is quick to tack on, “But it is doable. There are steps. Six of them.” He spreads his hands theatrically, bending a little at the waist as if setting the scene.
or: Lucas needs love advice, Dustin & Robin despair, and Steve's a regular Casanova.
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- Part 11 of masterlist of my stranger things works
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30 Nov 2025
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friends just call each other pet names and make battle vests✅✅
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Lucifer didn’t really go in for all the human holidays. They’d changed so much over the years in any case, it was hard to keep track of – first something was a celebration of fertility, with parties and drunkenness and the occasional hare sacrificed to encourage a good harvest – and now a magical egg laying bunny brings chocolate eggs to kids, the holiday co-opted by those wild mega-fans of his dad.
Seriously – people thought K-pop fans were bad.
There was, however, one tradition he’d chosen to embrace this year specifically.
Mistletoe.
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- Part 20 of AppleRadio ONE SHOTS
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26 Nov 2025