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    His skin was pale and pallid, his eye-bags somehow worse than last night and there was a bit of lipstick (?) stuck to his cheek. He wiped at it and looked down.

    He nearly began heaving again.

    Who the hell had left a *used* pregnancy test in his sink?

    Picking up the stick at the other end-he cared about hygiene, thank you very much-he held it closer to his face. No, that was definitely what he though it was. What the fuck? Why was there a *positive pregnancy test* in his sink?

    For a few terrible seconds, he wondered if he was currently carrying a child. Then he remembered his anatomy and sighed—Worlds Best Detective in the making, everyone.

    He held the test in shaky hands as he stumbled back into the living room. His head was still killing him but this took precedent.

     

    "Guys, who the fuck is pregnant in here?"

    Spoiler alert; It's Tim, Tim is pregnant and that has quite a few very troubling implications. Curse Kon and his weird, superhuman sperm.

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    07 Dec 2025

  2. Public Bookmark 74

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    Bruce laughs at whatever Superman says in reply and… reaches out, grabs him by the shoulder, and hauls him in for a kiss.

    Dick stops watching, scrambling to get out of the library.

    No, no, no, no, no – this was all wrong. Dick must be dreaming. There’s no way he just saw Bruce…

    Cheating on Clark.

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    04 Dec 2025

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    His feet hit hard and his knees buckle beneath him. It hurts when his hands skid on the decorative rug, the price he pays for catching himself to keep from flopping face-first into the ground. He's dumbstruck and just kneels there for several long moments staring at his hands, at the bloom of rug burn forming before his eyes.

    "I can't fly," he says dumbly.

    "Noted. Any pain?" Bruce asks.


    Clark's world falls apart, and Superman is to blame. When he's at his lowest, Bruce Wayne gives him a gift: a room that strips him of his powers. A room where he can learn what it means to be human.

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    03 Dec 2025

  4. Public Bookmark 47

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    Dick was fed up with Bruce, and after his dad had posted a video revealing that his kids created a list of requirements for any future spouse. Dick, being a dick, desided to post some of said requirements which somehow led to the entire internet shipping Clark Kent and Bruce Wayne. Relizing this was a perfect chance to get Clark and Bruce together, the batkids decide to fuel the internet rumors and play matchmaker,

    Inspired by this tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@pinkypiecosplays/video/7562239266370243853

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    29 Nov 2025

  5. Public Bookmark 88

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    Superman’s mission: recruit Batman for the Justice Gang. His problem? He’s a nervous fanboy.

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    25 Nov 2025