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Restored And Rewound (To Be Young Again) by Unknown_AllAround_Fan
Fandoms: Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood & Manga, Fullmetal Alchemist - All Media Types
30 May 2024
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“Once the boss gets here, it’ll be over before you know it.”
Ed’s heart skipped a beat. “What are you planning on doing to me?” he demanded, though it came out as more of a plea.
There was a momentary pause in which Ed wondered if the man was even still there. When he finally spoke again, there was an almost undertone of anger to his voice, and the words made pure dread run through Ed’s entire body. “We’re going to return to you what the military stole from you two years ago, Edward…Your childhood.”
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When Edward Elric gets turned into a very young child once again, Roy Mustang and his team must find a way to get him back to normal, as well as find out why someone would do this to the Fullmetal Alchemist in the first place.
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An investigation into an official army soldier's disappearance into a cursed town in Eastern Amestris leads to a spiraling investigation into the truth of Xerxes fall and what was left behind from its death day. At the same time, the investigation goes on the definition of what makes a person human and the difference between religion and alchemy blur to unforeseen answers.
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five knives by The_Fyre
Fandoms: Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood & Manga, Fullmetal Alchemist (Anime 2003)
16 Mar 2022
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In which Ed and Al are Ishvalan on their mother's side, immortal on their father's side, Mustang doesn't deserve this amount of Elric Rubbish, soulmarks exist only to cause pain, and the universe is nearly devoured by eldritch tentacles.
Edit: I GOT PODFIC HOLY FRICK
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maestoso by novalotypo
Fandoms: Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood & Manga, Fullmetal Alchemist - All Media Types
23 Jan 2020
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Edward Elric is about eleven when he stands up, makes an extended effort to knock as many books off the old bastard’s shelves as he can, and says, “Fuck the military. Al, you interested in music at all?”
Everybody's got their own ideas of retirement.
The Elrics don't even do retirement, what with the world trying to blow itself up every other month, but this shit has got to take the fucking cake.
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the wars we wage by MyFandomCausesHanaji
Fandom: Fullmetal Alchemist - All Media Types, Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood & Manga
21 Nov 2021
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The man can have anything
if he is willing to sacrifice.
In the darkness,
only ambition will guide you.
The oath you swear ,
the promises you make,
they are yours alone.Your freedom,
will be the wars you wage
Your birthright,
the loses you suffer.
Your entitlement,
the pain you will endure.
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you will face it alone.- Words:
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