Cairo’s Oneshots Ig
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When Technoblade, TommyInnit and WilburSoot die for the final time, the world does not keep spinning.
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Phil loses his sons on a calm night when the sun sets, and maybe things can heal.
Title from Frank Turner’s “Once We Were Anarchists”
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- Part 1 of Cairo’s Oneshots Ig
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THE CHILD: I’m on the platform prick. Where are you.
The Big Brother: Tommy. Here. Can’t find you?
The Big Brother: Tommy?
The Big Brother: Fuck.The Bigger Brother: Wilbur? Tommy?
The Father is so brave: Boys?~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Something based off of this art by WolfyTheWitch (Aka. CWAN or The Channel Without A Name)
https://twitter.com/WolfyTheWitch/status/1366611171302805504?s=19
Title from Wilbur Soot’s “Since I Saw Vienna.”
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- Part 2 of Cairo’s Oneshots Ig
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Tommy’s always looked up to Technoblade. Eldest brother, his protector more than Phil ever was. Now it’s cold and he misses the past. When he could just find his ever-so-silent brother for comfort.
(Title from The Sleepybois Pigstep Rap.)
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- Part 3 of Cairo’s Oneshots Ig
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A small segment of something that popped into my head after reading Lacy_Star’s fic ‘Dollhouse’
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- Part 4 of Cairo’s Oneshots Ig
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Wrote this in Creative Writing for a prompt, can we please have a Kristen Watson tag she deserves all the best.
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- Part 5 of Cairo’s Oneshots Ig
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(Title from Fall Out Boy’s “Last of the Real Ones”)
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Scott ignores the way he flinches when Techno makes the comment.
”Tryna’ rebrand like ‘I’m a starborn’ no you’re a creeper.”
It’s hard, people don’t understand, but when your race sounds like a badly made anime protagonist, he guesses he deserves it.
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Scott Smajor is a Starborn, it’s wonderful and horrible all at once.
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- Part 6 of Cairo’s Oneshots Ig
- Part 1 of Origins SMP Character Studies
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Mumbo pulled his comm out. No-one had used them in ages, the server falling into silence, so the message stood out in yellow.
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I’ve been a massive fan of “Aversion to Iron” for YONKS and wrote a Oneshot ages ago on a concept of what would happen if perhaps the crystal wasn’t used for its intended purpose. Here is that oneshot.
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- Part 7 of Cairo’s Oneshots Ig
- Part 4 of Unsung song (fics) of the lost
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Contracts stronger than friendships (But I have one of my own) by Cairo_Raiser545
Fandoms: Dream SMP
03 May 2021
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He doesn’t miss the way Sam slams down the lid the moment Tommy’s fingers just leave the edge.
He opens the book and coughs, as if Tommy’s some child come to see a performance in a hall.
“I hereby assume all of the risks of visiting the holding cell, including by the way of example and not limitation, any risks that may arise from negligence or carelessness on the part of the Prison Guards, prisoners misbehaving, from dangerous or defective equipment.”
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Someone left a tumblr thing in the Prompts and Requests on TWB, so I hope that this is up to expectations!
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- Part 8 of Cairo’s Oneshots Ig
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Letters burned
Letters killed
Grass dies
So do the trees
Everything finds its way into the afterlifeAnd in the afterlife is one Wilbur Soot
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Tommy burns his letter to Wilbur after writing it.
Unknown to Tommy, this acts as killing it, and it ends up where it should be after all.Series
- Part 9 of Cairo’s Oneshots Ig
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Who chose this fate for the world? Asks Humanity. Why must everything end like this?
We all have our roles to play. Responds Destruction. I have tried to run from Destiny for too long. She will take me here, but I will not go without a fight.
These are the roles you must play, and this is how you must play them. I am sorry.
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Title from XO by the Eden Project.
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- Part 10 of Cairo’s Oneshots Ig
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”Your mother’s Lady Death?”
”Sure, whatever.”
“Everyone likes Mamma. The people I’ve spoken to always want to hear about Mamma. Even some guy with nice brown hair wanted her over me. Fucking dickhead.”
It takes Technoblade a moment to make the connection of the 100 player challenge Wilbur had done last week, and how he’d sulked when Phil had asked how the Lady was.
OR: This prompt from Jester on TWB
- yk the minecraft end poem? of course you do i wont shut up abt it. so anyways techno finally beating the game and tommy being the deity who speaks to him. techno is very confused because phil and wilbur had told him the end gods were majestic beings, but instead he's got some kid who introduces himself as the god of stars and then proceeds to congratulate him and then clown on him for being a nerd. also techno calls tommy starchild this is an important detail that you must add in or ill cry /lh
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- Part 11 of Cairo’s Oneshots Ig
- Part 1 of Starchild, with your heart wide open. [DISCONTINUED]
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and the universe said you were supposed to get older by Cairo_Raiser545 for izzybelledot
Fandoms: Dream SMP
13 Sep 2021
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”He deserved better. He deserved to grow up.”
”Thank you for giving him a childhood Techno.”
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OR: Techno doesn’t expect to end up becoming friends with a young, blind Star God, but you know what? He’s not complaining.
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OR OR: Dot, you left this comment on my fic barely today (13/09/2021) the BRAINROT I recieved was astronomical. Here, have this as a treat for breaking writer’s block. <33
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- Part 12 of Cairo’s Oneshots Ig
- Part 2 of Starchild, with your heart wide open. [DISCONTINUED]
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There is no magic here (Only open wounds with no intention of getting better) by Cairo_Raiser545
Fandoms: Dream SMP
28 Sep 2021
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When the dawn breaks and the remainders turn from ashes to dust, there is nothing left but their memory.
Everyone is here.
-OR: When the Esempee is dead and gone, is there anything truly worthy to remember?
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- Part 13 of Cairo’s Oneshots Ig
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His brothers, his father, his best friend, smiling and laughing and haloed by the same flowers that made the paints that formed them, and surrounded, almost cushioned and comforted by the same thing that killed their creator.
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OR: The Artist!Hanahaki Tommy AU that no-one asked for and everyone needs because I said u do.
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- Part 14 of Cairo’s Oneshots Ig
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I got the tendency to slip (When the nights get wild) by Cairo_Raiser545
Fandoms: Dream SMP
05 Dec 2021
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The worst part really, is that he’s started taking it in stride. The feeling of dread settling in his stomach the moment his body freezes is routine, even if it doesn’t happen at a specific time. Sometimes he thinks that the dread is artificial, created by his environment, because he has it in full faith that he can survive, has every strategy and plan to do so.
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Based on a dream Purpled described on a recent stream. I was watching the VOD and he started describing and my brain just went WILD. Like damn this man has some Funky dreams and I’m Here For It.
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Title from “Runaways” by The KillersSeries
- Part 15 of Cairo’s Oneshots Ig
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Everyday, like clockwork, Pink would come by, complain at Tommy for being late, then spent the day talking to a gravestone. On the third day, Tommy made sure Pink didn’t have anyone waiting for him.
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Agnostic!Gravekeeper!Tommy has been working in the Logstedshire Cemetery for three years now. One day, a mourner with pink hair spends more than a couple hours at a grave, and Tommy wants information.
Title from ‘Stay’ from Amelie: A Modern Musical
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- Part 16 of Cairo’s Oneshots Ig
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Do you wanna come play soldiers with me?”
And yeah, they’re eleven.
And yeah, kids their age don’t play pretend. It’s not cool. That’s for toddlers, when they make cars go ‘beep’ and make whooshy noises as they lift a dragon around and pretend it’s flying, but in this moment Purpled’s not thinking about that.
Because someone is reaching out, offering him a better chance to hang out with weirdos like him. Giving him an out from endless bullying and mockery.
Purpled nods his head, and takes that hand.
-Dedicated to Modski, without whom I’d be nothing. Thank you for asking me to Animal Jam roleplay with you six years ago. You’ve been a fantastic friend and I hope the world comes to know you, and love you the way I do. I hope this song never stops reminding me of you.
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Ray gets inspiration creds bc without their fic reminding me I wouldn’t be writing this right now.
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- Part 17 of Cairo’s Oneshots Ig
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What can I do (To drown out this drumming) by Cairo_Raiser545 for rinredacted
Fandoms: Dream SMP
19 Jan 2022
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And Jesus Tommy sounds rough. He sounds like he’s been dragged through hell backwards by the kneecaps. For a moment, the chaos that is his brain decides “we should make a joke about canon Tommy,” and that idea is immediately cut off at the stem, because now is Not the time thank you very much.
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Whenever Tommy struggles to sleep, Wilbur is there. Gentle voice lulling him back to sleep. No matter how insecure Tommy is in his psuedo brother’s love, this is one thing Tommy’s always trusted Wilbur on.
But Wilbur’s out with the band, and he’s not going to be online for another week and Tommy can’t sleep.
It’s a split second decision made in delirium, and at 2am GMT, Techno receives a discord call.Series
- Part 18 of Cairo’s Oneshots Ig
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I think Dad’s on the verge of calling Niki, to check if you’re still with her. I know you’re still an adult, but what with everything, I can’t help but worry. I’m scared you’ve collapsed again. I still can’t believe the doctor cleared you to drive again. I know you wanted to, but I can’t help but be terrified every time you get behind the wheel of that van.
Or: A series of emails sent to Wilbur Soot-Watson by one Tommy Watson-Innit
Or Or: I remembered Wilbur’s ‘no reply’ email exists. Then I made it angstier.
Vent at the end, title from ‘Brother in Arms’ by GUISE
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- Part 19 of Cairo’s Oneshots Ig
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Stolen Car (Take Me Dancing) by Cairo_Raiser545
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
11 Nov 2024
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"The car was a gift. It's my name on the documents, and mine on the insurance. This is my business card."
"Your card?"
"You run into any problems? Call me. As far as anyone is concerned, I don't believe that to be my husband's car. I believe it to belong to a young woman."-
A small oneshot based on a song by Sting
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I cant animate but I sure can write
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- Part 20 of Cairo’s Oneshots Ig