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    Year 152 AD. The map of Europe is extremely simple: half belongs to the glorious Roman Empire, the other half to the barbarians. And yet, even though the empire now occupies almost the entire known world, Rome's hunger for conquest has not yet been quenched. And as the Romans continue to expand, the barbarians struggle to resist. In this climate of war, the winner takes all, the loser has nothing left. Such is the case of Lute and Vaggie, until the day before daughters of a great chief of Britain, now deprived of their home, their families and even their land; their fate is now in Rome, the center of the entire known world, where they will be sold as slaves. They both know what awaits them if that happens. But surprisingly, the man who comes to buy them doesn't seem interested in them in that way at all. On the contrary, he tells them to get ready, because they will soon begin their training. The training that will prepare them for when they will be thrown among the lions

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    What if, in this world, everyone else in the hotel, except Charlie and Vaggie, is a kid?

    Hell does not discriminate. It does not matter if you are an adult or a child; as long as you do not match the standards of Heaven, you will be sent to the south side.

    Angel Dust, Alastor, Niffty, Husk, Cheri Bomb, and Sir Pentious are all kids and teens who are currently trapped in hell.

    Being a kid is not easy in hell; exterminations are the least of your problems. There are other things to worry about, like shitty adults.

    Then suddenly this Princess out of nowhere pitches this idea that you can go to heaven?

    She must be high on drugs because no way an adult like her would look out for kids like them.

    Would she?

    Charlie will be in a hell of a time with these kids around the hotel. She’s got a tough road ahead. Not only does she need to redeem her guests before the extermination starts, but she also has to rebuild their trust after facing so much pain from adults time and time again. Will she be able to earn their trust and help them heal, or will she end up failing and losing these souls to the mercy of heaven?

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    32/?
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    38
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    The Hazbin Hotel welcomes their next angelic visitor. What will the archangel Cassiel bring to their home?

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    6/?
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    It started with pain. A sudden blinding headache that flowed down through his body until every nerve felt like it was on fire, lungs constricting to force a breath that never came. His mind flooded with images, days and months passed by behind his eyelids until a pervasive darkness took over. And right before final death - a voice.
    “Go. Fix it!"

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    “I know you’re still adjusting,” he said, dropping to one knee again. “But our model is perfection and I can’t tolerate mistakes like that. This is what it takes to be a Vee.”

    “I’m not. A Vee,” Alastor spat.

    Vox chuckled. “You are now. The sooner you accept that, Al, the better off you’ll be.”

    >───⇌••⇋───<

    After years of servitude, there were only two options Alastor saw for himself: 1) being bound to his jailor forever, or 2) breaking his contract and finally being free.

    He hadn't accounted for a third option: his contract being transferred. 

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    Dwie dziwne, skrajnie różne osobowości.
    Jednak miłość jest suką i zawsze pojawia się niespodziewanie.
    Czy się w niej odnajdą?

     

    Fanfik dostępny również na wattpadzie.

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    The last Extermination is behind the Inhabitants of Hell. Everyday life for the Sinners and lost Souls is slowly returning and the Hazbin Hotel is also getting a new resident along with his Assistant. But something about Amelia seems unusual to Vaggie and she recognizes a weakened sequence of the Angel Sera on the Assistant. While Vaggie looks at this detail with suspicion, Niffty is excited about someone who is finally the same size as her and Charlie tries with growing euphoria to prevent the next impending Extermination.

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    Each Vees has their own nightmares about the future with their new member.

    Pregnancy is only mentioned here.

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    Charlie was ready. She had the whole song planned to sing at this meeting. She was ready. If only this A-hole of a first man would let her sing for more than 30 seconds. Wait, who is that that just entered. What do you mean what are exterminations.

    Or: basically Adam and Charlie's first meeting has an additional guest that neither expected

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    Vox just wanted to see his old friend and find out where he had been all these years. He definitely didn't want to piss off his patroness, return to his pathetic little body, lose influence in his own company, and just be in this pathetic hotel.
    Alastor just wanted to get rid of his chain and gain more power and freedom. He definitely didn't want to lose everything and be dragged into some kind of holy war.
    Charlie just wanted to help her people and get her parents' approval. She definitely didn't want to find out more about herself and her guests.
    Vaggie just wanted to protect Charlie. She definitely didn't want to become a babysitter for her girlfriend.
    Angel just wanted a cheap bed. He definitely didn't want to face responsibility for his actions and live with sick bastards, one of whom was Valentino's business partner.
    Husk just wanted to get drunk. He definitely didn't want to become a psychologist for a bunch of emotionally immature people, including Alastor.
    Velvette just wanted Vox to leave them alone and let her move on. She definitely didn't want to face the consequences of the Internet replacing television.
    Anyway they all definitely didn't want to be in this situation.

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    15/?
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    1,314
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    Here's a bunch of info I've put together for my Hazbin Juveniles AU. An alternate universe where Angel Dust, Alastor, Niffty, Husk, Cheri Bomb, and Sir Pentious are just a bunch of young teens trapped in hell.

    Charlie and Vaggie, who are still adults here, are now responsible to protect these kids from the dangers of Hell and the impending exterminations.

    This is where I introduce the characters and AU information for my upcoming Hazbin Juveniles fanfic.

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    13/?
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    Basically Hazbin if some plot holes were solved (aka Vaggie forgetting angels could be harmed) :3

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    17
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    325
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    A sequel to my other Danny Phantom/Hazbin Hotel crossover titled The Line.

    Captured and injured to the point of injury by the Vee's, Danny Fenton finds his rescue at the hands of the Hazbin Hotel crew. However, too injured to return home Danny has to stay in the hotel until he recovers.

    Laying low to hide from the Vee's, Danny may find his biggest challenge is doing nothing.

    Oh well, at least his private nurse is cute.... She's an angel?

    Read as Danny bonds/interacts with the Hazbin Hotel crew as he tries to recover.

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    1/1
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    5
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    We all know that Ren, Motoyasu and Itsuki were bad choices to be heroes, but it could have been worse, FAR worse (The Vees from Hazbin Hotel in shield hero)

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    Lucifer and Alastor introduce their daughters to each other.

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    “She just fucking decided to dump me on the ‘gram,” Velvette sneered suddenly. She threw half of her drink down her throat and sucked her teeth after swallowing. Vox raised his glass slowly, peering at her over his whiskey.

    “Such a bitch,” he said supportively, shifting his weight in his seat as he watched her glare into her glass. Husk swallowed. “She deserves to be hit by a bus.”

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    It's well-known by Pentagram City there's bad blood between Alastor, the Radio Demon, and Vox, the Overlord of Technology. Most assume it's a strictly-business rivalry, that they're enemies because of the competition between old and modern technology.
    But what people don't know is that they were friends at some point. So how did everything start and end?

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    Au where the cherubs after being banished decide to become Overlords for "revenge" against the IMP and the CHERUB

    A certain cherubic deer, however, is their main target, and her fall and that of their former colleagues is the final reward.
    But what happens if they end up having them under contract?

    Will have more part if this works

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    Destinee is a demon in Hell. She lives at the Hazbin Hotel. The radio demon is her older brother. He loves her very much. She looks up to him. Vaggie, Charlie's ex-girlfriend, doesn't trust her. She assumes that since she is Alastor's sister, she is just like him. Alastor is very protective of Destinee. Destinee is lesbian. She has a crush on Vaggie, and she doesn't want Vaggie to hate her. Vaggie starts to warm up to her. Even though Charlie broke up with her, she tries to help Vaggie confess her feelings. Alastor doesn't trust Vaggie, and he doesn't want his sister to be heartbroken. This story contains heartbreak, love, trust, broken trusts, and protective demons. Read to find to it what will happen between Destinee and Vaggie.

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    12,480
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    13/?
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    4
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    18
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    2
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    437
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    Gina gets hurt by three different people for no season. Watch as her most trusted friends protect and comfort her while also giving the A-Holes responsible some well deserved karma.

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    Chapters:
    3/3
    Comments:
    8
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    10
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    2
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    1,284

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