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Let me run into the jungle like the freak I am by FISHBUCKET
Fandoms: Unstable Universe (Web Series)
24 Aug 2025
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BRO I NEARLY LOST MY ACCOUNT TRYNA CHANGE MY USER NAME.
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- English
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- 498
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- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 5
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Won't you stay with me? by SKIBIDI_GIGACHAT
Fandoms: Lifesteal SMP, Unstable Universe (Web Series)
19 Aug 2025
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Clown's whole world is just bloody, just filled with red. He does what he is told to do by his employer. It stays like that.
For a long time.
Most of his life is filled with endless training and fulfilling his duties. It never gets boring, or tiring. He doesn't feel such things. He is better than those things.
He is an object. Or is he?
Can a human really be an object?
Will it change? Will anything change? Will his whole small world crumble and burn to ashes and blood?
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” Then-“ Branzy did try a small smile, considerably more cheerful than he was really feeling. “Yeah. I feel pretty good.”
Excited, yes. Scared out of his goddamn mind, also, yes. But Branzy knew that if he had to go to this thing- and he still didn’t know exactly what it was- there was practically no one better to be going with than his partner.
Clown takes Branzy for a night out. Both of them end up regretting it.
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- Part 4 of Bella's Clownzy works
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At the edge is my burning heart (but I just want to stay) by AiMoonyStarlight
Fandoms: Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series, Lifesteal SMP, Hermitcraft SMP
16 Aug 2025
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Clown decided to come into a gay bar as a way to relax from all the stress he's been getting from his assassin works, and other personal reasons. But getting drunk on six-ish drinks inside a gay bar apparently will end up in him gaining a new boyfriend by the name of Mumbo Jumbo. He'll regret this tomorrow, but tonight he wants to be a little stupid. Who cares what happens tomorrow?
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- 2,236
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 6
- Hits:
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Set during EP. 13 if Wemmbu didn't decide to use the orbital strike cannon to blow up Zam Empire, and instead tried--tried being the operative word--to live a peaceful life.
But when a ParrotX2 comes barging into his life, Wemmbu has to choose between his new life and his much more exciting old one.
And, oh yeah! Being hunted by ClownPierce and Zam is just par for the course!
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…but if you had looked BranzyCraft in the eyes at the start of the season and said the deadliest player would be passed out against his side because he trusted him enough to let down his guard, he’d have laughed at you and then blown you up because really? BranzyCraft?
You’re nuts.
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A small moment between Clown and Branzy, where Clown is sick and Branzy doesn't really know what to do.
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Built for Blood by stxrchl
Fandoms: Unstable Universe (Web Series), Lifesteal SMP, The Realm SMP
18 Jul 2025
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Branzy, or otherwise known as Flicker, was a faceless villain who had rose to fame after having left hundreds upon hundreds of inescapable traps littered across the capital, each trap claiming the lives of all the intended victims. Despite being an infamous villain, he had never once been sighted in public.
So why did he receive a letter addressed to ‘Flicker’ on his front doorstep?
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Branzy is a faceless villain born with the ability to see the odds of something and can change the chances of something succeeding or not, making his traps very effective. Clownpierce discovers this and wants to abuse that.
PrinceZam also has POVs!!!!:] -
Crimson Drenched Violent by lavenderTM
Fandoms: Lifesteal SMP, Unstable Universe (Web Series), The Realm SMP, Survival Multiplayer Minecraft - Fandom, Minecraft (Video Game)
12 Jul 2025
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In a world evolving with the new discovery of magic, branzy has to push his way through life without the blessing everyone around him seemed to get. The news of disappearances has spread across Minecraft, and Branzy grows to realize the reason why, even going as far as to fall in love with it.
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Clownzy kiss kiss fall in loveSeries
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How amateurish of him. Taking something from the crime scene with him. How incredibly unprofessional.
One of the most important rules in murdering someone without being caught is not touch or take anything from the crime scene.
How could he be so careless and stupid?
There was something mesmerizing about the magazine, about the man, King Foolish, on the front page. Something that didn’t let him go even after he had turned it over so that it was facing downwards.
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“Do you enjoy it?”, the king looked right at him, those piercing green eyes staring right into his.“Killing?”, he asked, receiving a sharp nod from the man across from him.
“Yes, I do.”, he answered honestly. There was no reason to lie to the king, he already knew what he did for a living.
Or: Clown is an underground mercenary, known for his flawless assassinations. He gets hired by his best friend to be the personal bodyguard of King Foolish and to take out a suspicous person if needed. Surely nothing can go wrong, right?
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Branzy had never been a particularly popular man in the city of Lifesteal. He liked redstone, and he was okay at it, though he wouldn’t say he was amazing at it either. His life was pretty uneventful.
Until a killer clown showed up at his home, threatening him into working with him on his casino. Branzy had no choice but to accept, or else he’d probably get killed.
Or; Branzy and ClownPierce’s casino like basically every other clownzy fic but author decides to write it anyways.
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Souls inches and Miles apart by batflower_maccarson
Fandoms: Unstable Universe (Web Series), Lifesteal SMP
15 Feb 2025
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We explore soulmates on Valentine's day, from Clown and Branzy cuddling as there gifts or to Spoke who is reminiscing on past romance.
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Who are you? ( What do we have here~!.. ) by orphan_account
Fandoms: Lifesteal SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
02 Feb 2025
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Branzy is in a sticky situation he got got captures by the imfamous Nocturne Wraith! haha. Nocturne Wraith is trying to get info out of him and is strangly careful..?
All the sudden theres smoke and Purple and black red particles..? hah? Two more figures? who did he bring to get info out of a hero like him? Sure hes barely popular but not that strong?!
"So you see my-. Hah?"
The smoke slowly cleared up and appeared.. Him and Nocturne Wraith! but different?!
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Clown is everything Branzy isn’t. While Branzy is clumsy and silly, Clown is level headed, calculated and merciless. One moment, Clown is cracking jokes and playing with their targets like a cat with a mouse. The next, he’s flipping switches in his head, outlining cold-blooded strategies that would make even seasoned spies wince.
Clown’s genuine enthusiasm for destruction is unsettling—especially because he’s so good at it. And the worst part? He genuinely seems to be having the time of his life. Branzy just has to get used to it. -
A far left princess, hard to clean up all the mess (so I set it all on fire and I watched it burn) by kyuumie
Fandoms: Video Blogging RPF
19 Jan 2025
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A dangerous criminal breaks into a royal palace expecting riches and resistance but finds neither. Instead, he crosses paths with a sharp-tongued princess sneaking off for midnight cake—an encounter that ends up being more disarming than any blade.
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- Part 2 of royal killerbunnies au ૮( ˃ ᵕ ˂ )ა
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Where you go, I'm going, so jump and I'm jumping (since there is no me without you) by kyuumie
Fandoms: Video Blogging RPF
14 Jan 2025
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The kingdom is breaking, and so is its new queen. Kaboodle never expected to rule, but now betrayal lurks in every shadow. When Clownpierce—her exiled friend and feared criminal—walks back into the palace, loyalty is tested. Sometimes survival means trusting the devil you know.
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- Part 1 of royal killerbunnies au ૮( ˃ ᵕ ˂ )ა
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groping through the haze (i never give up) by Cloudy_watcher567
Fandoms: Unstable Universe (Web Series), Minecraft (Video Game)
02 Jan 2025
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As the smoke tendrils curled higher and higher into the crisp blue of the atmosphere, disillusioning his stunned mind into thinking that, perhaps, he was dead, he could faintly hear loud chatter. This was soon coupled with piercing spears of sound from firework rockets, most likely launching his target and pals far, far into the air.
Parrot, he languidly recalled. The face under the cracked mask twisted into a pained scowl. The thought didn’t reside long, however, soon overtaken by the overwhelming sensations plaguing him; blistering burns, sultry air pushing across his now partially exposed face, searing lungfuls of ashy air ripping and rubbing against his airways…He groaned and rolled over weakly, attempting to push himself upwards…which promptly sent him back downwards with a pitch of his world.
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A small scene during the aftermath of Parrot's 30,000 TNT attempt to kill ClownPierce.
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Feelings, for all my life I'll feel it by Anonymous
Fandoms: Unstable Universe (Web Series)
02 Dec 2024
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Ferre studied him, his gaze steady. “You’ve survived, too,” he said. “Doesn’t mean you have to carry it all alone.” Clown scoffed lightly, though there was no real bite to it. “You saying I should start sharing my feelings now? Write a memoir?”
Ferre didn’t laugh, but the corner of his mouth twitched in a near-smile. “I’m saying you don’t always have to act like nothing bothers you. No one survives this long without scars.”
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or late night conversations between ferre and clown after the explosion
title from feelings by morris albertSeries
- Part 3 of Jill's MCYT fics
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“I’m doing this for you, remember?”
Branzy looked at the body in front of him, honestly it was just unrecognizable at this point, he can’t even remember who it was in the first place. He squinted, taking a closer look at it as if he was hoping to find some sort of familiar feature between the bits of mangled flesh which hung upon its most likely already decaying form and when he couldn’t find any he stopped himself from looking more into it.
whumptober day 23: "I'm doing this for you"
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- Part 23 of whumptober 2024
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He Should've Seen The Signs by Cloudy_watcher567
Fandoms: Lifesteal SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
22 Oct 2024
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“I’m sorry, Rek,” came a warble. “I didn’t mean to scare you that bad—” Rekrap’s face was drenched in tears, hazel eyes watery puddles of mud. He shuddered and shook, unable to suck in any air. His head was a scrambled mess, hastily searching for all the pieces of the puzzle that was Parrot. What just happened I don’t get it what in the heavens… The avian stared down at his pathetic state and clicked his tongue. “I’m sorry…” Wings were pinned tight to his back, but Rekrap simply ducked into his friend’s comfort.
Itwasn’tatrapitwasn’tatrap—
It wasn’t a trap.
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Day 21 of Lifestealtober 2024: SignsRekrap2, a paranoid mess, and his teammate, ParrotX2. Almost every instance that Rekrap believed he could trust him, it was shattered into bits. He didn't understand...he didn't quite get what he did to deserve such treatment, nor why he hadn't seen the signs of betrayal in the first place.
Or, in which Rekrap is forced through the pain of all of Parrot's betrayals.
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- Part 14 of Lifestealtober 2024
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is this a game (do you see life as meaningful?) by Cloudy_watcher567
Fandoms: Lifesteal SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
13 Oct 2024
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“You have tried three to kill me, ClownPierce. Two of those have been successful.”
"Yes, well-” The rabbit hybrid took a step forward, immediately silencing him. His tongue refused to work, vocal cords spasming underneath the soft flesh of his throat.
“Is this a game to you? Death is a mere value for someone as strong as you, isn’t it?” Clown found he really did not like this conversation anymore. He glanced over his shoulder, fingers clenching and unclenching as a mounting dread cascaded over him.
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Day 13 of Lifestealtober 2024: GameJumperWho is absolutely done with ClownPierce trying to kill her constantly, and she finally confronts him in the most non-JumperWho way he's seen yet.
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- Part 11 of Lifestealtober 2024