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    Why was he even here? He wasnt academically gifted in any sense of the word, and yet, Mollymauk Tealeaf had his application accepted. To be the assistant to the top Professor of the Academy no less. He just hoped that he could fulfil the duties that would be required of him. If in doubt, Mollymauk knew that he had the gift of the gab, and could just pretend to know more than he actually did. It worked usually, especially around stuffy old academics that would visit him late at night.

    So why was he so nervous to mess up?

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    Aldo knows how to tease a drunk Thomas Lawrence. But Thomas also has his desires — and knows how to ask for each one of them.

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    Kinky smutty lemony NSFW-y sex.

    I don’t need to hear about how you don’t like Dandy’s world just don’t read.

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    Mira doesn't like to show that she worries. It was a wall she put up a long time ago. Zoey is different though. Zoey matters a lot more than some stupid define mechanism.

    Zoey doesn't even realize there's anything wrong. She git overwhelmed that's all. She doesn't understand why Mira cares that much.

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    Clark and Bruce in a secret relationship so Bruce isn't swaaaarmed by women

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    Marinette is ranting to Tikki about the latest akuma when she butt dials Adrien. She doesn’t realize, and he hears everything. She looks at her phone just in time to see him hang up, and then the panic sets in. The next day at school is an awkward dance between them as she tries to figure out how much he knows and he tries to leave hints about his true identity

    Set after "Gang Of Secrets"

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    Marco's POV of when the family comes together to say goodbye to Rouge.

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    When Dick‘s apartment burns down, an impromptu move back into the manor follows.
    What starts with a normal family dinner and telling stories about old pranks, leads to a completely new prank war between the Wayne kids and an innocent company.

    But how long will their alliance last?

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    Buck goes back to his bag and pulls out Eddie’s black tank top. He brings it up to his nose and inhales— he can tell himself it means nothing later.

    He moans on his exhale.

    Holy fuck.

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    The one where Buck finds one of Eddie's tank tops in their locker and takes it home & in El Paso, Eddie brought one of Buck's LAFD shirts with him. You know the GIF.

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    When PJ accidentally calls Emmett as he's making out with Gabe, Emmett can't help but listen as things get heated.

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    “I've never loved anyone like I love Buck,” Eddie started.

    Maddie reached over and grabbed Buck’s hand, squeezing tight as he stared down at his phone. God, he felt like he couldn’t even breathe.

    “Even my late wife, I loved her as more of a best friend than anything. I didn't even know what love was supposed to feel like until I met Buck. I didn't know that loving someone romantically could feel... warm. And hopeful. And good. Buck is so good. I don’t know how I’ve ever deserved to have him in my life.”

    Buck felt his eyes well up with tears. He had never heard someone talk about him like that. He’d never felt so adored, so cherished, so loved.

    He needed to kiss Eddie right now

    Or: Eddie butt-dialing Buck while in confession with the Hot Priest but from Buck's POV

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    Eddie took a deep breath and did the sign of the cross over himself, closing his eyes as he prepared to speak. He cleared his throat.

    “Bless me, Father, for I have sinned. My last confession was... oh, I don’t know. Eight years ago?”

    “Go ahead.”

    Eddie paused.

    “So I’m gay.”

    There was a moment of silence, then: “Well, that’s not a sin.”

    “No, but I’m pretty sure lusting after my taken best friend is.”

    Or: Eddie butt-dialing Buck while in confession with the Hot Priest

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    “And please, please, please don’t freak out or change your mind when I tell you very quickly before you do that that you are wearing your butt-dialing pants.”

    “My… what?”

    “Those pants. They’re the ones that call me when you put your phone in the pocket. And you did. Put your phone in your pocket. When you were talking to your sister. Just now.”

    Eddie’s eyes flood with understanding, then, immediately, with horror. He slaps a hand over his mouth.

    “Oh my god.”

    Or, Eddie’s pants are sick of the pining. They take action. They call Buck.

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    Jimin and Taehyung have an offer Yoongi cannot decline, is not every day he is invited to see his two teammates have sex. He has always liked to hear them kiss, their pretty noises always turning him on, he can only imagine how pretty they would sound together in bed.

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    Instead of being met by the background noise of a busy pub or Nick’s slurred ramblings of love, he heard only silence. Then, a moan.

    Charlie swallowed, face heating. “Nick?”

    Another moan, this time louder, followed by a soft, “Fuck.”

    Charlie heard another moan, though this time, it was very clearly a woman.

    "Do you have a condom?"

    ***

    When Charlie receives a phone call from his beloved boyfriend away at uni, the last thing he expected was to hear moaning. Especially that of a woman.

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    There was a lot to be said for the power of getting back out there. Lawrence had been divorced for almost two years now, though his social life had died long before that, but standing under the strobe lights and grimacing at the sticky resistance under his feet whenever he took a step was the closest he had felt to normal in a long time.

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    Brad and David are having weird sex and they accidentally call Ian. Not even that weird, Brad just calls David his little meow meow

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    Shinzawa Week 2023 - Day 6
    Misdial | Miscommunication | Trapped

    Shinsou gets pocket-dialed by his mentor while he’s having personal moment.

    “Moshi Moshi?”

    Shinsou puts down his pen and waits for a response from the caller. Instead, he hears only muffled sounds coming from the other end of the call.

    “Sensei?”

    No response. Pressing the phone closer to his ear, he tries to listen more closely. He hears some rustling sounds, something shifting, and a groan.

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    Carol accidentally calls Bruce while dealing with an unruly Flerken, but it could just be what both of them needed.

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    His All Might ringtone sounds loudly through his room, hands fumbling haphazardly in his sheets to answer it before it goes to voicemail; Deku hates missing work when he’s on call.

    “H-Hello?” He croaks, voice gravelly and laced with sleep. There’s rustling on the other end of the line with voices in the background, obscured and practically inaudible. Barely awake, Midoriya sighs and wipes his eyes with his free hand. “Red Riot, is that you? Do you need me to come in?” He practically slurs, fighting the sleep in his body. There’s a groan on the other end, louder than any other sounds he’s heard before, the deep baritone forcing the young hero to sit up straight in his bed. “A-Are you hurt? Do you need help?”

    “Ah, fuck,” the man on the other line’s voice is husky, sensual, and instantly sobering. Paralyzed with fear and mild interest, the greenette slaps a hand over his mouth to quiet his breathing, because that is Kacchan’s voice coming through the phone, spewing the dirtiest shit he could ever imagine.
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    A short story about how Midoriya finds himself in Bakugo's bed although he and Todoroki have been together for years.

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