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Stede Bonnet, a divorced English teacher, attends a concert of one Blackbeard with his children. That concert, Blackbeard is going to marry rapper Calico Jack. Impulsively, after seeing Stede in the crowd holding up a sign saying “Marry Me Instead” Ed calls him up to the stage.
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Ed has a strict “no kids” rule and he will not break it for anyone, as brave or passionate as they might be.
“Izzy!” He says. The man straightens up and so does the kid. “Put her on a boat with water for a few days. That should be enough to get her to some port.”
He expects anger or pleading from the kid, but instead she looks… hurt, almost. Maybe disappointed. The men start pulling the ropes that bind her to move her along, and she stands her ground surprisingly well for someone so light Ed could probably lift her with one hand. Her eyes feel like they’re boring holes in his skull and so he decides to turn away and head back to his quarters.
Maybe, if he was younger, or if he’d slept more, or if he had gotten to put that oil on his knee, he would have walked faster and wouldn’t have heard the girl’s next words. However, as it is, he doesn’t and therefore he does hear them. And when he does he stops dead in his tracks.
“White Magpie sends his regards.”
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Ed is hurt over Stede’s leaving and thinks his life is over.
Until he meets an old friend’s daughter.
And everything changes.
Title from Halsey's Ya'aburnee
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[Podfic] The Deeply Cool Adventures of Mr. Stede Bonnet & His Magic School Bus by petrichorca by cheesecake3 for petrichorca
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
23 Aug 2025
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Stede Bonnet loves teaching fifth grade at Revengeville Elementary School. He has a reputation for weird class field trips and even weirder fashion. The Bonn takes his reluctant class of misfits to the dig site of renowned (and devastatingly handsome) paleontologist Edward Teach. More than just dust, and time, flies.
Written for Day 18 of JanuAUry - Magic School.
This is a podfic of The Deeply Cool Adventures of Mr. Stede Bonnet & His Magic School Bus by petrichorca.
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- Part 19 of Cheesecake3's Podfics
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Fandoms: Hetalia (Anime & Manga), Mortal Kombat - All Media Types, Team Fortress 2, Suicide Squad (Comics), Real Person Fiction, Healthy Harold Mascot, Crash Bandicoot (Video Games), Tekken (Video Games), Hoshi no Kaabii | Kirby: Right Back at Ya!, Total Drama (Cartoon), Rise of the Guardians (2012), 大逆転裁判 | Dai Gyakuten Saiban | The Great Ace Attorney Chronicles (Video Games), Ryuuko no Ken | Art of Fighting (Video Games), King of Fighters, Crocodile Dundee (Movies), Project: Eden's Garden, Political RPF - Australian 20th-21st c., Prison Games, Guilty Gear (Video Games), Xenoblade Chronicles 2 (Video Game), Bluey (Cartoon 2018), DCU, Dot and the Kangaroo - Ethel Pedley, Virtua Fighter (Video Games), Home and Away (TV), Fire Emblem Series
19 Aug 2025
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17 true blue aussies have to fahking clobber each other in a cark game
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Paleoanthropologist, Lucius Spriggs, has been on an archeological dig in Vancouver Island for the past three years, with nothing to show for it. Now, at the end of the dig, he's ready to finally be done and move onto the next project. But when his co-lead for the project, Jim, tells him about a major find, his entire attitude about the dig changes. And human history itself is forever changed.
Meanwhile, in 45,000 BCE, a lone sailor washed up half dead on the shore of a random island, further north than he ever meant to go, and met the love of his life.
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When rising political star Riyo Chuchi and her boyfriend Fox host their first Christmas garden party, she expects champagne, pavlova, and maybe a little polite banter...
But as the guests arrive and the welcome drinks begin to flow, tensions bubble to the surface, secrets threaten to spill, and Riyo starts to suspect she’s standing in the middle of an ill-hidden family secret ready to detonate.
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Kua tū te Rā (The Sun has stood) by IloveJONA
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
29 Jul 2025
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Satoru Gojo, son to the head Shugo(守護) in japan, struggles to make trades with Jīto(地頭)!Suguru Geto after a breakup. Frustrated, he leaves to walk the coast to ease his mind and finds a foreign voyaging boat hidden in a clump of forestry.
He finds someone he will never forget.- Language:
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- 2,299
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To The End Of The World And Back Again by Writing_Like_Ill_Die
Fandoms: Overwatch (Video Game)
12 Jul 2025
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There’s no such thing as being born a monster. Before he was a one-man apocalypse, he was a man. And sometimes, he still is.
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- Part 1 of To Reform a Junker
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Podfic of "the old gods and the new" by petrichorca by happydaiz_pod (1happydaiz)
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
19 Jun 2025
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The new god of flora has just arrived on the scene. The god of the seas is fascinated.
Written for Day 9 of JanuAUry - Mythology.
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Tarkin's Fist IV Blood and Durasteel by Ashla_Ti
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types, Star Wars Sequel Trilogy, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy, Star Wars Original Trilogy, Star Wars: Rebels, Rogue One: A Star Wars Story (2016), Star Wars Legends: Thrawn Trilogy - Timothy Zahn, Star Wars Legends: X-Wing Series - Aaron Allston & Michael Stackpole, Solo: A Star Wars Story (2018), Star Wars (Marvel Comics), The Mandalorian (TV)
12 Jun 2025
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A generation has passed since the devastation of the Empire-Earth War. Now a new conflict rages, this time the battles are fought among the stars themselves. A new enemy rises to threaten both the Empire and Earth's very existence. New characters and old raise arms against one another for the very fate of the Milky Way
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Slices of Life: A Compilation of Tiny Skyfics by InNeedofDonuts
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
12 Jun 2025
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Just a little compilation of short fics I've written on Bluesky and Twitter over the years. Some are explicit, some are not, but all of them are about Ed and Stede being disgustingly in love with each other.
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[Podfic] One foot in sea, and one on shore by petrichorca by cheesecake3 for petrichorca
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
10 Jun 2025
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Two years before meeting each other as Blackbeard and the Gentleman Pirate, Edward Teach and Stede Bonnet have an impassioned one night stand after connecting in a Barbados tavern.
Featuring hot toddies and even hotter Stiddies, this extended hookup explores unexpected tender feelings, the mutability of identity, and buttholes.
This is a podfic of One foot in sea, and one on shore by petrichorca for the OFMD Craft Fair.
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- Part 18 of Cheesecake3's Podfics
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I Love You A Latte by dinoontheceiling
Fandoms: Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types
22 May 2025
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Teagan is a queer barista at a small cafe experiencing homelessness. Rex is a counselor for veterans who is probably Teagan's favorite regular. Rex finds Teagan living out of their car, and he offers them a warm bed and a safe place to land. After hearing much more of Teagan's story, Rex realizes they can help each other much more than anticipated.
This fic will have overarching themes of found family, finding community, carrying too much weight, and healing.
Updates on Thursdays (tentatively) and updating the tags as I go.
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In a world where factionless children can pick there faction at the age of 16 Keahi Akina chooses dauntless and has to face not only the challenge of getting through training but also the challenge of not falling for her leader. Eric. but little does she know he's falling for her to.
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For their 20th anniversary, Stede had booked a non-refundable vacation to Denmark – with a 3-day trip to visit Alma, who was studying in Glasgow – as a surprise for Mary.
Mary’s anniversary surprise to Stede was ... divorce papers.
And so it was that Stede had found himself in need of a travel partner – or otherwise face the prospect of going on the loneliest trip of his life.
His assistant, Lucius, had told him about a website called Travelbuddi.com where people evidently searched for strangers to travel the world with.
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The Paradox of Moatia Rhaden by daedreaming
Fandoms: Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types, Star Wars
30 Mar 2025
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*UPDATES ONCE A WEEK*
At the beginning of the Clone Wars, Moatia Rhaden is granted padawan status, made a Commander, and shipped across the galaxy. Nothing seems to make sense, and Moatia is lost at every turn.But at least she has her Master and her men beside her.
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For their 20th anniversary, Stede had booked a non-refundable vacation to Denmark – with a 3-day trip to visit Alma, who was studying in Glasgow – as a surprise for Mary.
Mary’s anniversary surprise to Stede was ... divorce papers.
And so it was that Stede had found himself in need of a travel partner – or otherwise face the prospect of going on the loneliest trip of his life.
His assistant, Lucius, had told him about a website called Travelbuddi.com where people evidently searched for strangers to travel the world with.
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Радиационные бури by Regis, WTF Our Flag Means Death 2025 (team_Our_Flag_Means_Death)
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
02 Mar 2025
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В постапокалиптическом аду Кракен лениво плывет по течению и отчаянно скучает, пока не встречает на своем пути новую угрозу по имени Джентльмен.
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Stella, an Urban Planner, has decided to quit work and take a 4-5 month trip to visit major cities around the world, visiting 21 cities worldwide. She seems to be quite popular with the ladies and ends up hooking up with a new girl in each place.
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"Hutt South candidate Stede Bonnet outed on stage at university political debate, ACT leader David Seymour scoops ice cream at Rollickin Gelato in Christchurch while wearing a godawful bucket hat, and weather in Wellington is wet, yet again. Join us tomorrow for more of - whatever this is."
The 2023 General Election campaign contains the dumbest six weeks of Stede Bonnet's life.
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- Part 37 of all my new zealand-based fics