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The Blue Rose's Hunger for Magic by burito
Fandoms: Blue Lock (Manga), Blue Lock (Anime)
08 Sep 2025
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Michael Kaiser stood above it all, the prince that was forced into greatness. Alexis Ness stood below, a spellcaster in a world filled with hatred against them. Child Kaiser didn't know what living truly meant, until he saw Ness. A face filled with love, something foreign to Kaiser. He didn't know it could feel so good, he craved it, wanting it all. The prince always gets what he wants after all.
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Magic Boner Sauce-Unserious Kaisagi fanfic. by Nesssss
Fandoms: Blue Lock (Manga), Blue Lock (Anime)
08 Sep 2025
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Kaiser takes Isagi out on a “date”. They get magic boner sauce. They get hard. They fuck eachother.
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“ why?” Ness whines, his eyes almost gets blurry.
“ I thought you did not want me to move. You did not say anything..”
What is Kaiser doing? He came here suddenly pulling Ness here. Tease him and now stopped just when he is this desperate.
Ness blinked at him. He is doing it on purpose. He is trying to drive him crazy.
And it’s working.
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Isagi and Hiori try to navigate their new relationships and the many complexities that surround them and the partners
Everyone else watches on and deals with there own chaos
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- Part 4 of Something Blue
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The boy wanted nothing more than to escape this hellish nightmare. by getbetterxp
Fandoms: Blue Lock (Manga), Blue Lock (Anime)
07 Sep 2025
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“A different thought crossed Kaiser's mind, ’what if Ness didn’t return to him?’ What a stupid thought, Kaiser knew Ness wouldn’t leave him, so why was he still worried? He stood from his chair and stepped away from his desk. He needed an answer, a good answer, he needed it now.
He had a way to get his answer, and nobody was there to argue with him as he slowly reached for his neck.”
⋆˚࿔ ⋆.ೃ࿔*:・𝜗𝜚˚ ⋆˚࿔ ⇢
Uhh basically Kaiser is worried about Ness leaving him, and eventually, Ness does leave him. Isolated he begins to think over how he ended up in this situation, he realizes how much he reminded himself of that man. How will he handle all of these feelings?
(Sorry gang I SUCK at summaries, hope ya read this!)
(Ts is my first ever fanfic!!)
(ANY German typed in this fic is google translated..)Series
- Part 1 of Blue Lock Shits
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Curse me a little, in the end by totallynot_3catsinatrenchcoat
Fandoms: Blue Lock (Manga)
07 Sep 2025
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Death is unavoidable, even for those who challenge the impossible. For the poor mourners who are left behind, only a curse remains. Kaiser, however, struggles with Ness final spell: taking all the colors of the world with him, leaving Micheal alone in a grey canvas, haunted.
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Basically: Ness dies, doesn’t tell Kaiser about his illness, Kaiser gets depressed but represses his own feelings like he’s used to while visiting meaningful places for Ness. He also is very mean to Isagi, who is trying his best, and Noa, who’s also trying his best but he does deserve it because it’s Noa duh. -
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Michael Kaiser never had the privilege of believing in fairy tales.
Princes, crowns, happily-ever-afters—those were for children who still believed in Santa Claus, not for boys who learned too early what it meant to starve or bruise.Still, in the corner of one quiet bakery, someone decides to call him prince.
And for a fleeting summer, he lets the word linger.
Not because it’s true, but because for once, it feels good to pretend. -
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𝗜𝗡 𝗪𝗛𝗜𝗖𝗛,
after receiving backlash following his appearance on ‘Blue Lock TV’, Michael Kaiser is forced into a contractual relationship as a PR stunt. -
Merry Christmas, I'm Not Yours at All by Jacques_a_dit596
Fandoms: Blue Lock (Manga), Blue Lock (Anime)
06 Sep 2025
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It's been too long since Alexis had seen Kaiser, and so he goes to check on him.
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- Part 2 of Daylight
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the tide that sticks around like something in your teeth by latecambrian
Fandoms: Blue Lock (Manga), Blue Lock (Anime)
06 Sep 2025
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Michael Kaiser does not dream, hasn’t dreamt in a long time. Not when he was little, falling asleep anywhere but home. Not when he was in prison, on a cold, hard bench with a bail far more expensive than the jewelry he didn’t steal, but safe from his father nevertheless. Not when he dozed off in his king-sized bed, tucked away into his new apartment after his first paycheck, warm and comfortable and satisfied.
He doesn’t dream, but one day, he sees a golden ring dangling from a thin chain on Itoshi Sae’s neck, and he wonders.
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there is a new team and old wounds, and both of them fester
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- Part 1 of i wanna be yours
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Saving my first kiss for the one I love by Incarnadines
Fandoms: Blue Lock (Manga), Blue Lock (Anime)
06 Sep 2025
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“Stop! If you’re thinking of kissing me, forget it right now.”
Kaiser didn’t pull back, just furrowed his brow and glared. “Huh? So now you’re playing it chaste?”
“Tch…I know you’ll mock me for being childish or a virgin or whatever…but I’m saving my first kiss for the one I love. That’s the one thing I’ll never compromise on!”
A first kiss should involve blushing cheeks, intertwined fingers, and a sweet, candy-like aftertaste, right? Definitely not something to share with a rival bound only by physical desire...
Just a story about kiis going from fwb to lovers!
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Floral and Fading (kainess) by melanch0lyyxc
Fandoms: Blue Lock (Manga), Blue Lock (Anime)
06 Sep 2025
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“These thorns on the stem are nearly tearing up my skin” - Pierce The Veil
I didn't know what love was. My parents never loved or believed in me…no one around me did. Nor have I ever fallen in love. Until I met him. He sparked something in me that I couldn't quite name…something I never felt…But how can one tell their best friend that they love them? Especially when you're both boys. Especially when it's purely one sided and I mean nothing to him.
Who knew love could lead to harm…love is a sickness… -
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Isagi, a painter, gets accepted to Weissmann University of Arts and Science, Germany, by winning in an art competition as to what his parents wanted for him. With him being the charasmatic person he is, attracts many-- even a psychology student who finds him interestingly beautiful, a photographer with an unusually edgy backstory
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“停!你要是想亲我,那还是给我趁早打消这个想法吧。”
凯撒的脸并未移开,只是皱着眉,瞪着他:“哈?装什么贞洁烈男?”
“切……我知道你会笑我幼稚、处男什么的……但是我想把初吻留给我爱的人,唯有这点,我是绝对不会妥协的!”
初吻这种体验,总该伴随着羞涩泛红的脸颊、紧紧交扣的十指,以及糖果般酸甜的余味吧? 反正,绝对不可能是与一个只有肉欲纠缠的宿敌共享的东西……
一个没什么新意的炮友变情侣的故事!
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His vision gets blurred with his tears. What is he going to do now? He is too young to have a children now. He is just 23. His career has just started. It can ruin everything he built until now. Also how is going to tell this to Kaiser?
Or, a Kainess story with unplanned pregnancy.
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Michael Kaiser, aquele que almejava a humanidade. Um famoso escritor de terror psicológico conhecido por sua arrogância exacerbada e irritabilidade frágil. Ele desejava não deixar mais ninguém adentrar em sua vida, porém isso não impediu Alexis de atravessar suas barreiras e o bagunçar por completo.
Alexis Ness, aquele que temia o peso da solidão. O adorável garçom de uma cafeteria de livros e com o sorriso mais gentil, entretanto que escondia nele muitos de seus reais sentimentos. Ele precisava do amor de terceiros para se sentir seguro e completo, então ao criar um vínculo com Michael, decide que continuaria ao seu lado não importando o que acontecesse.
Onde dois seres rachados de cicatrizes complementares, com seus interiores repletos de videiras espinhosas e pétalas de flores mortas, encontram-se. Vivenciando uma relação inominável e instável, curam e se machucam mutuamente, no denso processo de ensinar a um o seu próprio valor e aprender com o outro como ser humano.
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"You better take that back," Kaiser whispers. "Or I'll make sure you regret it."
"I won't." Ness folds his hands in front of him. "You told me to find a new king, Kaiser, so I'm only taking your advice into account."
Another blink and he's throwing himself at Ness, wants nothing more than to punch the expression off his face. He wants to make Ness hurt the same way he's hurting, glass shards splintering inside of his chest, making him bleed out. Ness stares at him, cold smile still fixed on his face, eerie and unsettling.
"I think it's high time you find a new minion, Kaiser, because I'm done filling out that role in your life."
OR/// Kaiser and Ness have returned to Germany in preparation for the World Cup, but Ness no longer wants anything to do with Kaiser. Kaiser is unable to accept that, though, and he'll do anything to make Ness stay by his side.
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GIRLFAILURE VS. EVIL BLOND WHITE BOY: GONE WRONG GONE ROMANTIC by kistron
Fandoms: Blue Lock (Manga)
01 Sep 2025
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fem!reader// Aiming for the stratosphere when you run into The evil white boy on your way to take a piss.
Or: Michael Kaiser is an emotional wreck, and so are you. He's just a tiny bit better at hiding it.
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Isagi hates Michael Kaiser, but he can't get the blond out of his mind. Things only get worse after a conversation with Noa, who convinces him that pretending to date Kaiser would be good for his career.
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Alexis empieza a soltarse de Michael emocionalmente, y cómo Isagi va ocupando más espacio en su día a día, no de manera escandalosa, sino íntima, silenciosa… y finalmente irresistible.
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- Part 4 of Families and their Dysfunctions