16 Bookmarked Items in Montgomery Jakobs
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Step Into the House That Jack Built by Cosmo_is_Beink_Melon for See_you_space_jackass
Fandoms: Borderlands (Video Games)
04 Dec 2021
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“So here’s what I’ve figured out so far: the message came from ‘THE FUTURE.’” Handsome Jack snorts. “Of course, that’s gotta be bullshit, right? Because why and how and no fucking chance. But after three weeks of coffee-fueled benders and only the occasional break to masturbate while eating a bagel in the shower, I can definitively tell ya… It ain’t not from the future, Kitten.”
Or: Atlas!Rhys sends a mysterious message back in time... and Handsome Jack makes Hyperion!Rhys pay for it. (In more ways than one.)
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- Part 106 of Snippets and Fix-Its
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When Angel needs long-term medical treatment, Jack can't afford rent anymore, and starts low-key living at the hospital.
No-one has a problem with that, except a young pediatrician with a fancy off-planet degree, a freshly-ironed white coat and a giant stick up his ass.
(Dr. Strongfork likes Jack even less when, thanks to Mr. Lawrence's liberal use of nicknames, the kids on the ward starts calling him Dr. Cupcake.)
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Snippets and Fix-Its by LunasWufei
Fandom: Ancient Egyptian Religion, Ancient Greek Religion & Lore, Arthurian Mythology, Baldur's Gate (Video Games), Borderlands (Video Games), Christian Mythos - Fandom, Cthulhu Mythos - H. P. Lovecraft, DC Comics, Dracula & Related Fandoms, Dragon Ball, Dungeons & Dragons - All Media Types, Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim, Final Fantasy IX, Frozen (Disney Movies), Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Hellboy (Movies 2004-2008), Hocus Pocus (1993), Iron Man (Movies), Magic School Bus, Maleficent (Disney Movies), Marvel (Comics), Marvel Cinematic Universe, Matilda - Roald Dahl, Mr. Rogers Neighborhood, Norse Religion & Lore, Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy, StarCraft (Video Games), Superman - All Media Types, Sweeney Todd (2007), The Addams Family (Movies), The Little Mermaid - All Media Types, The Mummy (1999), The Nightmare Before Christmas (1993), Warhammer 40.000, Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory (1971), World of Warcraft
04 Dec 2023
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A collection of stories, crossovers and non, that were either random inspiration, or ideas given to me from others.
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"Alistair and I met on a hunting expedition a couple years back. My father set us up, truth be told. Despite being a Jakobs, I ain’t much with a rifle— but Alistair can fell a Saurian with a single shot." -Wainwright Jakobs
Or, how Hammerlock and Wainwright met and fell in love.
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this fic is canon in my eyes its so good wtf auauuauauauauauauagh
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Montgomery Jakobs left a number of ECHOlogs for his son in the case of his passing. One of them read "If I kick the bucket before ya get hitched, listen to this". So, Wainwright and Hammerlock listen to it.
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I still hate Monty but this fic is soooo in line with the game's tone it's insane.
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He knew he'd found The One when he arrived on Eden-6.
It had hit Alistair Hammerlock when he'd stepped off the small ship he'd called home for some time, the hunter barely having a moment to look around the swampy planet before a tingle ran up his spine. A quick look around showed that he was still alone on his makeshift landing spot, and after a moment, he shrugged and set about making camp. That phantom tingle kept lingering as Hammerlock explored the planet, the hunter growing frustrated the longer this sort of "game" went on. Sometimes he felt it near one of the many bars that littered places closer to civilization, other times he felt it near waterfalls out in the middle of nowhere, the feeling teasing as it was addicting. When he was summoned to the Jakobs estate once it became known the legendary Alistair Hammerlock was on Eden-6, the tingle became a full on electric thrum.
What in the heavens was causing this?!
His answer came in the form of Wainwright Jakobs.
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With the wet season approaching, a roving mystery beast and a new mysterious visitor a mounting chaos threatens to inconvenience the good people of Eden 6.
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A non-linear, somewhat absurdist but mostly psychological gothic (in the Southern sense, this is Eden-6 after all) horror Borderlands fanfiction heavily inspired by House of Leaves. On one side (the Zampanò of this story) we recount the past of the venerable Jakobs house, while on the other (the Johnny Truant, if you will) Wainwright discusses the return to his family home. The later fics are supplementary material, which could be considered The Whalestoe Letters to the main fic's House of Leaves.
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How did Wainwright and Sir Hammerlock first meet?
Montgomery Jakobs's hunting expeditions are well known around the galaxy, but only a few are lucky to be invited. However, his son, Wainwright, is famous for never attending. Until one day his father forces him to go, with the intention of introducing him to a possible suitor.
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I still get dreams. Dreams of the revolver's chamber clicking,
its sound echoing.
(The author's, who considers the massive taglist above a sufficient summary, magnum opus.)
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- Part 7 of JFV Universe
- Part 1 of Alivemanor (and Supplementaries)
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Or, how one Sir Hammerlock met one Wainwright Jakobs
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Cuuuute~
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He sighed. What he'd give to see him again. The real him, not some actor he hired or some cardboard cutout on the big stage. Not the altered version on all his merch and his posters. Just... him.
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