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The usual: Karkat & Dave (& everyone else) working through shit on a godforsaken, lonely-ass meteor (with a little bit of kissing, as a treat).
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See, the thing is, you weren’t born when John ectobiologized you into being, you weren’t born when your meteor crashed down to Earth, and you weren’t born when Bro gifted you your first pair of shades and dubbed you Dave Strider.
No, you were born standing on top of a Houston high-rise at six years old. You were born the first time you held a sword.
You were born holding a sword, and you’re going to die the same way.
(or: Dave, swords, and the role they’ve played in his life.)
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Nepeta books it out of there before Gamzee can bash her head in, and now she's in the crew! What will happen? She doesn't know, she's busy waiting for her hands to heal!
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- Part 1 of :33< cool cats and kids
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June Egbert is pulling away from all of her friends and sinking deeper into depression, and Rose comes to Karkat with a ...very unique idea on how to handle it.
Also known as;
Karkat attempts to fuck the depression right out of June, no strings attached.
(They are in a giant ball of yarn, with all these goddamned strings)
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It was almost instantly that she knew that this woman would be a permanent and sometimes painful part of her life. A cosmic surge, breathlessness, as heat erupted and spread throughout her chest. Kate knew what this was. However, anyone who glanced at the traveler could see that she wasn’t too keen on noticing others' affections. The same traveler who was so used to being alone while traveling the multiverse was also notorious for unconsciously collecting a jar of hearts everywhere she went.
Kate Bishop has feelings for her best friend during the most difficult time of said friend's life; America is still processing her traumatic past, while trying to simultaneously find her sister and a way to get her powers back.
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Davesprite survives the explosion that took John on the ship, and now he's survived the end of the game. How does he find his place on the new world when there's already a Dave?
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Jade is very glad she did as that suspicious note suggested, and chose to shrink down the ship and drag John through the portal to the meteor.
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- Part 2 of Lord Egbert -> try, try, and try again
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Fallow Year, post-retcon redux: Chapter 7, Seaside Stew by WheelCoveredInEyes
Fandoms: Homestuck
15 Apr 2025
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On a meteor traveling from a dead universe into an unknown one, nobody goes hungry. Some other, much more important things happen as well, like that Vriska is there and is not giving up on them. But it's nice that nobody goes hungry, too.
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- Part 2 of Fallow Year & Adversaria
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You've never really gotten along with Karkat. It's just one of those irrefutable facts of life. In fact, you're pretty sure the dude is just allergic to friendship in general based on how grumpy he always is. Even after all these months, the two of you can never talk without getting into some one sided argument about the most mundane shit known to mankind, both human and troll. It sucks, cause you honestly cause you could use a bro every now and again to break up the sheer amount of secondhand estrogen and other girly shit you're stuck with every day, but uh, it seems like you'll just have to wait a few years for that to happen.
(Or, the first conversation that blooms into Dave and Karkat's friendship, among many other things)
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- Part 2 of growing pains (a davekat series)
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Vriska tries to sleep with her moirail. Meteors full of ghosts and traumatic memories aren't great for sleeping in, and Terezi and Vriska are sleep deprived. At this point, Vriska will try anything if it means she and her moirail can sleep together.
Like, actually sleeping. They wouldn't do anything.... They're just moirails.
(now with smut)
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I drink too much coffee and think of you often by landofchaosandbloom for chthonicArcher
Fandoms: Homestuck
26 Jan 2025
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“You wanna hear something dumb?”
“I never do, but you just keep on making me hear dumb things anyway.”
Dave and Karkat spend a whole lotta time talking shit and drinking terrible coffee on the meteor.
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Feferi's pretty sure she's supposed to be dead.
But even so, she's planning to make the most of it.
(John accidentallly retcons Feferi into being alive on the meteor AU)
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On her twenty-third birthday, June and Vriska Serket... well...
They watch a movie.
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- Part 1 of homo8reath- I mean Spider8reath
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The beta kids and some trolls attempt to celebrate Jewish holidays. It goes about as well as you'd expect.
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Homestuck Epilogues: Special Stardust by ambrosianLullaby, AspenDrake, Astralic, bralsra, Callmesalticidae, Madam_Melon_Meow, orangestorapples, quixxotique (crownlessliestheking), Rose_Icosahedron, sarcasticcelery, shadow_wasserson, Sylvris, terminalLoquacity, ToBurnAllTheEmpires
Fandoms: Homestuck
05 Jul 2024
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An exquisite corpse fic by the homestuck fanauthor coalition! check out the collection for an explanation of this whole thing!
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Your name is Dave Strider. You’ve been stuck on this meteor for so long, you can’t even remember when you first lost track of time. Oh, and your best bro’s sat perfectly between your legs, eyes transfixed on the credits playing in front of you. The two of you are still sitting in silence curled up next to each other after finishing another abysmal movie. You’re also holding hands, but that’s pretty normal for the two of you at this point. If another pair of guys did this, they’d definitely look like two gay dudes winding up for a particularly homo sleepover, but eh, who cares? Not you, that’s for sure. Karkat on the other hand, seems to be bothered by something. You figure it has to do with the utter garbage caught on film that he subjected you guys to tonight, but he’s got a weird look in his eyes.
CG: DAVE.
TG: uh
TG: karkat?
CG: WHAT ARE WE EVEN DOING RIGHT NOW?————————————————————
(AKA: Dave and Karkat get into their first real fight, which leads to journey of self discovery.)
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- Part 1 of growing pains (a davekat series)
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Rose reaches ultimate self on the meteor and something about the timeline feels... Off
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Nepeta watches Equius get strangled in real time (just like we did), and instead of acting irrationally and idiotic, she has some choice actions for the clown of the hour.
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It's hard to imagine he ever hated Karkat. And now they're here kissing, in their shared home, in the universe they helped create together.
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What happened to those doomed by their uncontrollable fates? What became of those whose stories went unfinished, and perhaps even untold? The alpha timeline versions of the ones we all know and love is not the only timeline worth noting in the massive expanse of Paradox Space.
The tale of Alternate Caliborn and how his lack of human contact caused his downfall, and subsequently, his growth as a person.