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Lucifer accidentally turns Alastor into the cutest baby deer thing you've ever seen in the most stupid way possible! Welp, it's not Lucifer's problem... oh wait, yes it is!
Will he find a way to fix him, or will he be reduced to a ball of cuteness forever? Welp, he hopes he can change him back, that's for sure.
I don't know what I'm doing, as always
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07 Mar 2026
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[...Lucifer is on his feet before he knows it, pulling the blanket down to see something he thought he’d never see again.
A baby.
A nephilim.
The half-angel half-human stares up at him with large golden eyes, tan chubby cheeks morphing into a wide toothless smile, and squeals.
“Charlie.”
“I don’t know Dad!"]
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Charlie and Vaggi find a half-angel half-human baby. Feeling his parental instincts going wild and having knowledge of half-angels, Lucifer offers to take care of her. It all goes well, too well, until they are attacked.
Injured and powers draining, Lucifer summons a portal to take him and the baby somewhere safe by Charlie's command.
Only, the portal leaves him in 1930, powerless and floundering. Oh, and past Alastor is here! How nice. Gosh, Lucifer hates that guy.
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13 Feb 2026
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How to flex on your other self: a guide by PastaLaVistaBaby
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
01 Feb 2026
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"The middle part of their ritual was calibrated wrong."
Vincent blinked owlishly in response, very not-subtly signaling he had no idea what he was supposed to do with that. Alastor's eyes rolled so hard they looked ready to fall out of his head.
"It means- don't zone out again, I swear- that it can be tampered with from outside."
He gave him a pointed look at the end, as if that would magically make him understand whatever the fuck he meant.
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Or: Vincent and Alastor get kidnapped so they can be used as offerings in a summoning ritual. Things go south real quick.
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25 Jan 2026
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The self is not so weightless (nor whole and unbroken) by Artemus_n8
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
20 Feb 2026
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Alastor had just extricated himself from that not-so-clever deal he made with Rosie a century ago—surprisingly, she wasn’t too bitter about it. His staff was back in one piece, and he was enjoying life.
Death was great.Meanwhile, death wasn't so great for the dethroned Vox. His grand revolution crashed and burned, leaving him worse off than before. With his powers stripped away, his allies gone, and the humiliation of Alastor slipping through his fingers again, he was a total wreck.
After three months of sulking and trying not to electrocute himself, he managed to regenerate, though all the fancy upgrades he underwent in his years as a top-notch overlord were gone for good, as was his dignity. Now he was just an old picture box abandoned in the attic, drowning in self-pity.Unfortunately, this period of peace was interrupted for both of them by some time-travelling mishaps caused by accidental and deliberate demonic rituals. What? Who could've known that splattering some blood could summon a whole demon?
(Featuring: Vox trying to delete himself from reality, human Alastor playing scientist with a very mentally stable demon, Alastor being petty, and Vincent getting married)
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22 Jan 2026
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Vincent Whittman deserves more. He deserves a better position than a simple weatherman! But his idiotic boss is too narrow-minded to see it! Unhappy and defeated, Vincent accidentally meets an Asian woman who gives him a way to summon a strange being known only as "Radio Demon" that will help him rise to power. Vincent makes a deal with the demon, plunging himself into a world of scheming, murder, cannibalism and weird sexual fantasies...
God damn it, why is the Radio Demon so fricking hot!?
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16 Jan 2026