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Lucifer accidentally turns Alastor into the cutest baby deer thing you've ever seen in the most stupid way possible! Welp, it's not Lucifer's problem... oh wait, yes it is!
Will he find a way to fix him, or will he be reduced to a ball of cuteness forever? Welp, he hopes he can change him back, that's for sure.
I don't know what I'm doing, as always
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07 Mar 2026
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[...Lucifer is on his feet before he knows it, pulling the blanket down to see something he thought he’d never see again.
A baby.
A nephilim.
The half-angel half-human stares up at him with large golden eyes, tan chubby cheeks morphing into a wide toothless smile, and squeals.
“Charlie.”
“I don’t know Dad!"]
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Charlie and Vaggi find a half-angel half-human baby. Feeling his parental instincts going wild and having knowledge of half-angels, Lucifer offers to take care of her. It all goes well, too well, until they are attacked.
Injured and powers draining, Lucifer summons a portal to take him and the baby somewhere safe by Charlie's command.
Only, the portal leaves him in 1930, powerless and floundering. Oh, and past Alastor is here! How nice. Gosh, Lucifer hates that guy.
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13 Feb 2026
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How to flex on your other self: a guide by PastaLaVistaBaby
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
01 Feb 2026
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"The middle part of their ritual was calibrated wrong."
Vincent blinked owlishly in response, very not-subtly signaling he had no idea what he was supposed to do with that. Alastor's eyes rolled so hard they looked ready to fall out of his head.
"It means- don't zone out again, I swear- that it can be tampered with from outside."
He gave him a pointed look at the end, as if that would magically make him understand whatever the fuck he meant.
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Or: Vincent and Alastor get kidnapped so they can be used as offerings in a summoning ritual. Things go south real quick.
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25 Jan 2026
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The self is not so weightless (nor whole and unbroken) by Artemus_n8
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
20 Feb 2026
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Alastor had just extricated himself from that not-so-clever deal he made with Rosie a century ago—surprisingly, she wasn’t too bitter about it. His staff was back in one piece, and he was enjoying life.
Death was great.Meanwhile, death wasn't so great for the dethroned Vox. His grand revolution crashed and burned, leaving him worse off than before. With his powers stripped away, his allies gone, and the humiliation of Alastor slipping through his fingers again, he was a total wreck.
After three months of sulking and trying not to electrocute himself, he managed to regenerate, though all the fancy upgrades he underwent in his years as a top-notch overlord were gone for good, as was his dignity. Now he was just an old picture box abandoned in the attic, drowning in self-pity.Unfortunately, this period of peace was interrupted for both of them by some time-travelling mishaps caused by accidental and deliberate demonic rituals. What? Who could've known that splattering some blood could summon a whole demon?
(Featuring: Vox trying to delete himself from reality, human Alastor playing scientist with a very mentally stable demon, Alastor being petty, and Vincent getting married)
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22 Jan 2026
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Vincent Whittman deserves more. He deserves a better position than a simple weatherman! But his idiotic boss is too narrow-minded to see it! Unhappy and defeated, Vincent accidentally meets an Asian woman who gives him a way to summon a strange being known only as "Radio Demon" that will help him rise to power. Vincent makes a deal with the demon, plunging himself into a world of scheming, murder, cannibalism and weird sexual fantasies...
God damn it, why is the Radio Demon so fricking hot!?
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16 Jan 2026
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Alastor let the reality of the situation sink in. Now, he not only felt sick from the infernal drug, but felt sick with himself. For being blindsided. For being weak enough to be caught by it. For being so weak. He wouldn’t let himself show the fear clenching at his heart, threatening him with the unknown. He had no clue what this would mean for him or what would happen. This was far beyond his range of experience.
He couldn’t allow Vox to see him in such a state.
“And what’s in it for you?” Alastor asked slowly.
“If anyone is taking you down, it's not going to be some random motherfucker off the street. It’s going to be me,” Vox answered with a quiet earnestness. He stood, not facing the half-conscious deer. “Rest. I’ll find the antidote or whatever the fuck it is will fix you.”
------Alastor gets slipped a love potion while at a bar, and Vox finds him half-conscious in an alleyway. Vox takes it upon himself to figure out what happened and how to help his old pal. Things do get a lil' dicey and spicy along the way.
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Bookmarked by 2003Felix
16 Jan 2026
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Heaven was the perfect afterlife, wasn’t it? Not if it was missing the most important person in her life. But time would pass and nobody lives forever. She would wait for him patiently and be right there for him whenever his time would come, embracing him with open arms, like a loving mother should.
But when Alastor never joined her in Heaven, she had to face the truth. Fortunately for both of them, she will not rest until she finds him, even if it takes her down into Hell.
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- Part 1 of Mo Shær AU
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12 Jan 2026
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Alastor’s ear twitched. In a blur of motion, his own hand shot up, fingers clamping around the clone's wrist with an iron grip. His head whipped around, eyes blazing crimson, static spiking sharp enough to make the lights flicker.
“What in the seven rings do you think you’re—!”
The clone vanished in a puff of red sparkles.
Alastor blinked at empty air.
And then two very real, very warm hands slid enthusiastically behind both of his ears.
“Gotcha.”
Alastor’s entire body went rigid for one glorious heartbeat.
Then it melted.
A loud, rumbling deer mew burst out of him, his eyes flew wide, then fluttered half-closed in instant bliss. The book slipped from limp fingers and landed with a soft thud on the carpet. His head unconsciously fell back against the couch cushion, pressing eagerly into Lucifer’s hands.
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Alastor has been more annoyed than the usual lately, which causes concern among the residents. After discovering the problem, another one arises, as no one would dare touch Alastor's ears and risk losing a limb. Thankfully, there's only one person who can touch Alastor without dying immediately.
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08 Jan 2026
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Alastor is freed, the Holy War has been stopped, Vox has been working through his issues with the other Vees- everything is back to normal and even better.
Until both Alastor and Vox wake up in their human bodies one day, on earth, away from their friends, their unholy reputations, their entire afterlives.
Finding one another quickly, it’s only natural for old friends to rely on each other back in the mortal world without any answers for how they’ve even ended up here. Frankly, neither is to keen on sticking around.Bookmarked by 2003Felix
08 Jan 2026
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What's the King of Hell to do when his own daughter doesn't want him hanging around? Well, the only thing he can do. Become one of those lowly sinners that she just can't turn away. And what better sinner form to take than something similar to her seemingly favourite person, that pesky radio demon? He might as well have a little fun with it, right?
Radioapple slowburn, tags may change as I write.Series
- Part 1 of Dear Heart
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05 Jan 2026
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Signal from the other side by Luminescent Cascade (Zenaeco)
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
22 Dec 2025
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In which Vox dies in the final battle and wakes in a hospital bed, returned to his human body with no memory of his escapades in Hell.
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Alastor isn’t pleased that Vox has slipped past his claws and is determined to track him down to whatever hole he’s crawled into—even if that hole happens to be the world of the living.
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03 Jan 2026
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Emily overhears Sir Pentious and Sera’s song, giving her a fantastic idea on how to stop the oncoming war.
Her plan? Show those threatening invasion that there’s no reason to fear by reminding sinners of their own humanity!
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OR, Emily, through sheer force of will (and Archangel of Death, Azrael) manages to summon human copies of sinners’ souls in Hell. There’s literally no way this goes wrong!
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03 Jan 2026
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Alastor helps Vox with murders when he was alive in the 50s by IAmInToManyFandoms
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
28 Feb 2026
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“Why, because I want to help you! And I also want this body, it looks delicious. You know what they say, the sweeter the person the sweeter they taste!”
“That’s not a normal thing people say.”
“Well it is where I come from!”
“…Where the fuck are you from?”
Alastor goes to the living world to feast on humans because they taste better than sinners. Coincidentally, he stumbles upon Vincent during his first murder. He decides to befriend Vincent because it’s entertaining to watch a serial killer in the making! Plus Vincent wasn’t necessarily bad looking. Vincent gets a big fat gay crush on this evil mysterious man that appeared out of no where, that he suspects might not be human. Alastor pretends to be human, but couldn’t be worse at it.
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03 Jan 2026
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Alastor is hit by a spell on accident and is turned into a deer. The only way to fix it is to let the spell run its course before it wears off. But that requires him to relax and allow his mind to give in, to temporarily become a dumb animal inside and out.
And he'll be double damned if he actually lets that happen...
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17 Dec 2025
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The Angels have triggered a bizarre transformation amongst the sinner demons of Pentagram City.
Heaven knows what reason they would have to turn demons into animals.
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- Part 6 of Redemption, Or Something Like It
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17 Dec 2025
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Once Upon A Time, A Demon possesses A Boy. Aiming to wreak havoc upon the human world, The Demon sees to it that he lulls the village into a false sense of security.
It does not work.
Bound together in a painful ceremony, the two learn how to live together--literally--as time marches on and they meet many faces.
Some awful.
But also some kind.
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- Part 1 of Two For The Price Of One
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07 Dec 2025
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Abaddon hates most children; they're loud, pitiful and boring. So being locked in a school with the most rowdy bunch of them sounded like a nightmare to him. The current property owner had gotten sick of him, shipping him off across the sea to promising boarding school. This was new to Abaddon, as most people tried to deal with him locally. But in the modern era he could easily be transported with only one payment. Or so he's been told.
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- Part 1 of Haunted hotel Titanic
Bookmarked by 2003Felix
30 Nov 2025
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Esther's summoning ritual was supposed to call an angel. Instead, she accidentally drags a priest out of three centuries of darkness.
He's not alive, not dead, and deeply out of place in the modern world. The Undervale Hotel's existing residents aren't sure what to make of him, especially since Abaddon tried to kill him on sight.
Now they're all stuck together: a traumatized priest learning to exist again, a demon who won't explain why he's so angry, a girl who didn't mean to cause this mess, and a household trying to figure out how to help someone who's lost everything.
The Undervale Hotel has always been a place for the lost. One more can't hurt.
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30 Nov 2025
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Abaddon defends the hotel against a beast he can’t recognize, and unforeseen consequences follow.
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Werewolf.
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12 Nov 2025
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Which One Is the Evil Twin Again? by Never_Eat_Sour_Wheat
Fandoms: Haunted Hotel (Cartoon)
05 Dec 2025
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Abaddon jumped to his feet. He rubbed his eyes but it didn’t do anything. His reflection really was gone. It had always been a little… finicky. Sometimes certain mirrors reflected his true form back at him instead of his vessel’s body. But the only time a mirror hadn’t reflected anything at all was when it was a trick mirror and that was its purpose.
He took a step closer to the wardrobe and the mirror shifted. The door was… opening. From the inside.
Abaddon stared with wide eyes as his reflection suddenly returned. Only… it hadn’t.
“Abby?"
"...Isaiah?"
Updates Thursdays!
Bookmarked by 2003Felix
05 Nov 2025