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  1. Public Bookmark 49

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    A kidnapping is nothing new for the vigilantes of Gotham and Bludhaven. It's not even the fifth time it's happened. But as the two oldest brothers are ripped away from the family, it becomes abundantly clear they aren't deal with their usual rogues. Something much more nefarious has found a home in Gotham and does not pull its punches against the vigilantes.

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    Dick and Jason are both kidnapped and the rest of the family struggles to find them. Resulting torture/medical experimentation and rescue. Hurt with comfort (eventually).

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    28 Jan 2026

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    “Tony,” Tony says, “Stark.” He watches the kid’s face for any hint of recognition but there’s none.

    “Hence why those guys want you to build a Stark missile.”

    “Right.”

    The kid snorts, “what, do you work in R&D at your own company?” When Tony just gives him a blank look he clears his throat, “nevermind. So if you can build a missile I bet you can figure out a way to get us out of here.”

    Tony sighs, turning his face away. He’s so tired. “I can’t build them that weapon, kid.”

    Now it’s the kid’s turn to look confused. “Then build something else,” he says simply.

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    Or, AU where Dick Grayson has an unfortunate run in with a wizard in Gotham City and finds himself tossed across the multiverse to a cave in Afghanistan with a billionaire who hasn't gone through his self-improvement journey yet.

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    14 Jan 2026

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    Jason Todd dies, cradled in the arms of a man who had already seen too much death, and something in Batman breaks. His youngest of five children, in a coffin that should have held himself instead.

    Therefore, when freshly orphaned Dick Grayson arrives at the gates of Wayne Manor, it is to a bleak and still in mourning family. He is not even given enough time to unpack his meagre set of belongings before he’s packing them again and is shipped off to a boarding school halfway across the globe.

    And another one.

    And then another.

    And so on and so forth.

    By the time he’s sixteen, he runs away from the worst of the lot, sick of being shafted off from place-to-place like an unwanted stray. Somehow, in his lowest moment, he catches the eye of a strange one-eyed mercenary, who presents him with an offer too good to refuse.

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    01 Jan 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 11

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    Weapons are not for speaking, they are not for feeling, they are not for thinking, they are not for wanting. Weapons are for standing at attention until they are needed and then they are for killing brutally and efficiently. Cassandra Cain is one such weapon. Gray Son is another.

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    05 Dec 2025

  5. Public Bookmark 79

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    Sometimes, you exist.

     

    Sometimes your body and soul anchor to reality and you get to be real. You feel the refreshing misty breeze of Waterfall's swamps, the glowing warmth of the sun, the rhythmic pitter-patter of your heart. It's like a treat when it happens, but it never lasts.

    It’s become a fact of life for you, it's been like this for a long time. Sometimes you’re real. And most of the time you aren’t.

     

    Or: Local goner-reader gets adopted by undertale cast, more at 5

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    17 Nov 2025