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Astarion Ancunin used to be a name that opened doors, launched careers, and wrote shows that ran for years. But after a public meltdown and catastrophic failure with his former writing partner, his career took a swan dive into the orchestra pit.
It’s been thirteen years, and he’s been growing more bitter and cunty ever since. A bizarre and random encounter causes him to reevaluate his career. Is he truly ready to be done with it all? Forever is a long time to spend avoiding your mistakes.
A new show be just the ticket to put the polish back on his star. The problem is that no one who is anyone will work with him. In order to stage his show he has to reach out to people he's slighted in his career and people who cheered when his star burned out.
He has one shot at pulling himself out of the ashes - but he's going to need a writing partner from his past.
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Astarion thinks if Beetlejuice can be a Broadway success, then clearly Anything Goes. -
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Professor Applebough was warned that being a halfling in human-dominated Waterdeep was no easy path, and while he does experience the occassional 'little' joke here and there, on the whole, he's got his professorship, he's got peers and friends like Gale Dekarios, and he's got this lovely little burlesque house, where the dancers all know him very. Very. well.
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Nov 23, 1981 Montreal.
On the Eve of the QueenRock concerts, Astarion meets Freddie Mercury, at Le Mystique.
Though the encounter is brief, it kicks off something.
As he'll describe it over a decade later; "It was complicated, but it was something"or
Rockstarion and Freddie Mercury's meet-cute.
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- Part 4 of Rockstarion
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Two centuries ago in Baldur’s Gate, Astarion Ancunín is living high on thievery and charm until a botched escape lands him in the middle of a courtroom, and mistaken for a defence attorney. Forced to improvise, he draws on an education he never wanted to defend a young thief accused of a crime she did not commit.
Astarion soon discovers that her case is not the only miscarriage of justice happening in the high halls of the 'Gate. The more he learns about the forces that power the city, the more tangled he becomes in a dangerous conspiracy of ambition, violence, and magic—the evidence of which was meant to remain dead and buried.
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When Astarion catches Karlach admiring a bit of pretty lingerie, she is quick (and adamant) to deny it, but Astarion wants to show Karlach that muscles and lace goes perfectly together, and she doesn't have to be buff or cute, as well as showing her some of how he sees her.
This is a webcomic style story made of virtual photography (and not actually 0 words 😜)
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Random Mauria and Astarion stories that don't fit in any of their established universes.
Because in every universe, in every combination of stars, they will find each other.
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These stories are about Dammon's journey from the events of the Descent into Avernus campaign to beyond after the events in BG3.
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Say My Name, Darling by AlwaysMauria, ARAFEL_0194, dramatic_chipmunk, Lindcuriosa, Schuldigkun, StrixAmans, This_One_Bites, VakarianSyndrome
Fandom Baldur's Gate (Video Games), Dungeons & Dragons (Roleplaying Game), Forgotten Realms (Roleplaying Game)
15 Oct 2025
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After redecorating the Crimson Palace and most traces of Cazador from the manor, Vampire Lord Astarion makes sure to christen the place. How? By plucking his name from his beloved’s tongue however he chooses. ‘Enjoy yourself, darling.’ He demands it.
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'Who is going to believe a con artist?'
'Everyone, if she is good.'
Newly ascended Lord Ancunín is still learning the role of Lord of Crimson Palace.
Mauria is still learning her role, too.
However, she isn't going to let a little thing like being the lover of the Vampire Ascendant get in the way of her recreation. The girl just loves to steal.- Words:
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Hope is the cruellest lie a devil can sell, but Astarion bought it anyway.
A hundred years in the Underdark have left him collecting bounties on feral spawn and drugging himself to sleep. Seven thousand mouths he swore to save, and most of them are dead or worse. When Raphael resurfaces with coin, a map, and the promise of a relic that could fix everything, Astarion follows him into the deepest dark he's ever known.
Something down there should have stayed buried. So should the kiss.Series
- Part 1 of And All Who Dwell Below
Bookmarked by AlwaysMauria
02 May 2026
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Astarion the bounty hunter. Intriguing underdark world building
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Don't Feed It (It Will Come Back) by darkheartedrose for HermeticPrinciples
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games)
30 Mar 2026
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She’d heard stories before, about accepting food from strangers who turned out to be hags or other nefarious fey creatures. But Marleth was fairly certain that hags only took the form of women. And, despite the something that bothered her, this man seemed harmless enough.
Her stomach grumbled loudly, deciding for her. The stranger shot her a knowing grin.
“Come, sit.” He gestured at a spot across from him, near the small cookfire. “Share a meal with me.”
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Flaming Fist Night at Mineshaft by GinaTeeth for Batteredrugosa
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games)
08 Dec 2025
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A Werebear, A Wizard, and a Vampire walk into a bar...
Ever wondered what happens when a vampire divorce lawyer drags his bookish wizard boyfriend to a gritty, underground, cruising scene in early 1980s Waterdeep? Astarion guides his wide-eyed lover, Gale, into the throbbing heart of Mineshaft's Flaming Fist Night, a queer BDSM underground festival where leather, lust, and liberation collide. As Gale sheds his professorial inhibitions amid glory holes, hanky codes, and oiled bodies, a brawny elf catches their eye, sparking a steamy encounter that blurs lines between observation and participation. -
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To celebrate Wyll's nameday, some of the tadfools play a game of Never Have I Ever.
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Love Lies Bleeding by This_One_Bites
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games), baldur's gate 3 - Fandom
09 Apr 2026
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Astarion has killed Cazador Szarr. It should have been the happiest day of his life, but when he decides to complete the ritual and ascend, not one of his new-found friends will help him. Even Divarra, the one person to whom he has bared his soul, refuses him. Embittered, he turns away from them and tries to make a life for himself in the shadows.However, life for a solitary spawn is not easy, and Astarion finds himself unable to let go.
No longer certain she made the right decision, Divarra is racked with guilt. She still wants to help Astarion fulfill his dream of walking in the sun.
Can they find a way to forgive each other? And will Astarion find his way back into the light?‘I can do this,’ he says, ‘but I need your help. Your eyes, so to speak. Use the parasite, show me the scars on my back so I can carve them into his flesh, so I can do to him what he did to me.’
Szarr whimpers and Astarion looks down at him with contempt. It is hard to reconcile the pitiful creature grovelling before him, with the cruel master who tormented him for almost two hundred years.
‘No,’ Divarra says. ‘I’m not doing this.’Series
- Part 4 of Promises Broken, Promises Kept

