Athena_Muldrow
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- Gravity Falls (1)
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Stanley Pines knows what to expect when he gets into a boxing ring.
Today, the universe hits him with a metaphorical left hook. And a potential date!
Series
- Part 5 of Dumb Ways To (Almost) Die
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Dumb Ways To (Almost) Die by 0MissE0, Artimus_Pax, ArtistRedFox, Athena_Muldrow, Baze_loves_bugs, biggirlsdontcry, Blank_Error, BlindayEverlien, carpetchewer, cottonmouthcandy, CrypticMushroom, CthosEris, DarkLordOfAwesomeness, Dimonds456, Djdjdjmk, egg_with_a_pen, EmS (EmilienSancier), Kyle_committing_Arson, lackinggravitas (espansivo), LittleLilliana15, MariDraws, Oatmeal_Archive, pickledoesfanfic, ryeBread1825114, SpookyArchivist
Fandom: Gravity Falls
28 Oct 2025
Summary
Have you ever looked at an old man in a cartoon show targeted for kids and wondered “Hm… I wonder how many times this guy (who only has 5 fingers {LAME!!}) almost died?”
Well, WONDER NO MORE!!! Here in [Dumb Ways To (Almost) Die] you will find most of Grunkle Stan’s NDEs!! But what is an ‘NDE’ you may ask- why, it’s short for [Near Death Expirience(s)] Of course!!This fanfiction is centred over what would happen if the elder twins weren’t such little ***** and actually ******* held hands!! WOW!! Crazy! It is also based on the fandom’s dire need to see this old man in pain! Constantly! And needing to see this old man’s brother see his brother in pain! For guilt! It’s yummy!!
As the setting is the [Bill-Cipher Zodiac] the characters involved in this series (written by various writers in the fandom) may consist of: Shooting Star, Pine Tree, ?, Ice Ice Babyy and other characters only very specific people care about!“I'm a very relentless individual and have a lot more insanity coming”
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Cas dies and Dean starts referring to himself as a widower. This is somewhat confusing for everyone involved.
(Inspired by *that* tumblr post; linked in notes)
(Canon MCD not tagged because it's temporary)
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Bookmarked by Athena_Muldrow
20 Jan 2026
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Wherein Castiel defied God for Dean before Dean even knew his name.
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Bookmarked by Athena_Muldrow
19 Jan 2026
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Dean is fine. The way he sees it, things are simple. He had a house and a family and food in his stomach, and now he doesn't. And yeah, that's a downer, but he's not going to let that stop him from being fine, because he's in control of the situation. He definitely doesn't need anyone to save him. And it's not like the weird guy with the nice butt from down the road is the knight-in-shining-armor type, anyway.
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Bookmarked by Athena_Muldrow
19 Jan 2026
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In a town where time is cyclical, shadows dance, radios speak, a house (not sane) stands, and the torment never ever ends. The ghosts you see have always been here, and have always lived in this house. The pain you feel will extended and distended like the belly of a snake that swallows it's own tail. The fear you try to tamp into little glass jars in your heart will shatter under the weight of your regrets, and spill out upon these wooden floors as though you have been disemboweled.
Also known as the Mystery Shack. No refunds, by the way.
(Or; the Shack is haunted. And it's not haunted by a ghost)
Bookmarked by Athena_Muldrow
08 Jan 2026
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A lot can happen in ten years. Reconnecting with your estranged brother can be difficult. Stanley Pines is:
1. A crab fisherman
2. A werewolf part 1One shots of what could have happened to Stan in those ten years. Mostly focusing on the Pines family being reunited.
Bookmarked by Athena_Muldrow
03 Jan 2026