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    “What’s his name?” asked Bob, his tone noticeably lighter.

    His name. Huh. Somehow, Yelena hadn’t actually thought about naming him. In her defense, a lot had happened since she brought him home. “He doesn’t have one yet.”

    “Oh.” Bob fell silent, brow furrowed thoughtfully. His mouth opened and closed twice and each time, Yelena expected him to suggest a name. When he finally spoke, it turned out he wasn’t thinking about what to name it at all. “There were guinea pigs in the lab. The O.X.E. lab, I mean. In Malaysia.”

    “That’s where I found him. I took him with me before I blew it up.”

    “What about the others?”

    “There weren’t any others.”

    Yelena introduces Bob to her guinea pig. It turns out they have some things in common.

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    “You all right?” asked John. Bob dodged his gaze when he nodded. “Did I do something wrong?”

    “No, it’s fine, I just—” Bob’s gaze shifted back and forth on the floor like he wasn’t sure what to say. Like he was planning for a lie rather than deciding how to word his genuine explanation. “I just wanted to suck you off.”

    “And you did. Now, it’s my turn.”

    “No, I mean I only wanted to suck you off. I don’t want anything in return.”

    “You’re hard as shit right now,” John pointed out. Bob glanced down at his bulge and his face flushed bright pink as he rolled his eyes. “What are you going to do, go back to your room and jack off alone? Is that what you always do after we finish?”

    Bob refuses to accept anything in exchange for his blowjobs. John wants to know why.

    Or: Five times Bob blew John and one time John blew Bob.

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    1/1
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    “You have a valentine, Bob?” Somehow, it didn’t actually hit Bob that it was Valentine’s Day until she said it. Bob shook his head and shoved his frizzy curls out of his face with one hand. “Who are those for, then?”

    “Walker,” said Bob, before he choked on his own spit. “I mean, it— it’s not— I didn’t buy them for him. They just came. The tag says they’re from a secret admirer? I don’t really know who that could be.”

    “Interesting. Let me see.” He shoved the flowers into her arms a little harder than he intended to. A small wave of satisfaction ran through him when a few of the petals fell on the floor. What was wrong with him? “That’s strange. Nothing identifiable. You don’t think he has a stalker, do you?”

    “No. Who would— Who would be obsessed with Walker like that?”

    On Valentine's Day, fans flood the tower with gifts and cards for John. Bob is not happy about this.

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    1/1
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    John: Can we just choose dinner

    Bobby❤️: are u on the menu?

    Ava: Gagging

    Yelena: VETOED!!!!!!

    An anthology of various Thunderbolts texts centered around Bob/John and the Vault Squad.

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    Chapters:
    5/?
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    Lily: Are you awake?

    Jane: Yes.

    Lily: What did you dream about?

    Jane: You.

    Jane: I shouldn’t have said that.

    An anthology of various Heated Rivalry texts centered around Hollanov.

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    1/?
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    4
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    147
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    10
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    “I’m psychotic. You know I’m psychotic. You’ve known that.” It was true, Yelena had known that, but she was shocked that Bob actually said the words he’d avoided for so long. “You’ve all known for months. Why are you mad at me for it now?”

    “Bob, I’m not mad.” She sounded a little mad, admittedly, but it was because she was irritated. Because it was impossible to talk to him about something that was so damn important. “I’m not mad at you, okay? I just want to understand what you’re going through so that I can help you.”

    “I don’t need help. I don’t want your help.”

    Bob, in the midst of an undiagnosed manic episode, decides to get his GED. Ava and Yelena join him.

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    106,004
    Chapters:
    20/20
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    395
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    Bob kept his mouth on John’s neck, just kissing him, sucking on him, breathing against him, until John said suddenly, “You know, sometimes I wonder if Sentry made you a vampire.”

    And then he realized just how long he’d had his mouth on John’s neck, how it must have crossed the line from sexy into weird. He pulled away, wiped his mouth on the back of his hand. It was stupid of him to leave hickeys when the rest of the team didn’t know. It was weird of him to suck on John’s neck for so long even though his skin was so textured and so interesting and so comforting.

    “Hey.” John nudged Bob’s chin up with one hand when he stopped. Their eyes met for just a moment before Bob looked away, too embarrassed to maintain the contact. John pushed his fingers in Bob’s hair and twisted gently, tenderly. “You okay?”

    Bob has a strange relationship with his mouth that nobody understands, including himself. Except for John, who somehow sees everything.

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    1/1
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    79
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    3,936
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    He was down so bad for the way that John held him, the way he nibbled and sucked on Bob’s sensitive skin, that he completely forgot how to think. Then John pulled his mouth away, replaced it with his left hand, and an unexpectedly cold sensation pressed itself against the saliva he had left behind. It took Bob a second to realize that the tiny, cold band was his wedding ring.

    “Walker.” John’s hands slid into Bob’s shirt and even though he wanted to focus on the intensity of the fingers on his waist, all he could feel was that one sliver of metal. “Walker.”

    “I got you, baby.”

    Bob, not realizing that John is already divorced, tries to end their affair.

    Or: Five times John wore his wedding ring and one time he didn't.

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    1/1
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    69
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    488
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    5,101
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    “You’re beautiful,” Bob muttered, and John let out a quiet ‘ow’ as Bob twisted his face.

    “Uh, thanks?” John tried to turn his jaw back, to relieve some of the pressure. Bob’s grasp was too tight, the edge of his nails pressing into John’s skin. “What are you doing, Bob?”

    “I’m not Bob.”

    He looked up to meet Bob’s intense gaze, to the speckles of gold buried within it. “Sentry?”

    John just got home from a mission. Sentry wants to play with him.

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    1/1
    Comments:
    33
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    349
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    35
    Hits:
    3,645
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    “You know what I’m talking about,” said John, when Bob feigned ignorance.

    “Nope.” Bob stuck his fork into a potato wedge on John’s plate. He slid the fork into his mouth and bit down slowly, dramatically, his gaze never leaving John’s.

    So, it was going to be that kind of night.

    Bob steals from John's dinner so John calls him a brat. It turns out Bob is really into that.

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    1/1
    Comments:
    12
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    224
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    27
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    2,248
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    “Is there anything I can do?” asked Bob. Ava shook her head, her braid dragging across her shoulder. Bob shifted uncomfortably, glanced in the direction of the bandages. It was fine. He could just bleed out or whatever. “Okay. Sorry I interrupted; I’ll just go back to… the right floor.”

    “Bob.” He stopped just short of pressing the elevator button. Bob took a deep breath and dropped his gaze to the floor when Ava said, “I can see you’re bleeding. It’s dripping off your pinky. You want to tell me what happened?”

    Bob sneaks into the med bay late at night. There, he finds he's not the only one in pain.

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    337
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    “Did you sleep at all, Bobby?” asked John, unable to stop himself. Bob nodded and shook John off. “For how long?”

    “I don’t know,” Bob answered, and maybe it was just because his gaze wouldn’t settle in one place, but it sounded like a lie. “An hour, maybe. I’m not tired.”

    “What are you feeling?”

    “My head hurts.” He set his left fingertips on his temple, finally focusing on how he felt, what his body needed. “It feels like it’s on fire.”

    Every morning, John wakes up before the rest of the team and spends a few hours alone. Enter: Bob, who can't sleep at all.

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    1/1
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    381
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    73
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    2,662
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    “You okay?” asked Yelena.

    “Yeah,” Bob answered instinctively. He hesitated before he corrected himself with, “I’m trying to be. I just… I’ve been covering up my arms for years, you know? And between that and everything the serum did to me, I— it’s like there’s a disconnect somewhere. I know it sounds weird, but I don’t feel like my body is mine.”

    With the Thunderbolts' support, Bob tries to stop hiding his scars from himself. It's harder than he expected.

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    20,646
    Chapters:
    4/4
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    126
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    456
    Bookmarks:
    56
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    4,973
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    He lifted his arm and started to slip off the couch but stopped when Bob stirred. Bob groaned quietly, shifted his nose into John’s chest as his hand gripped the fabric of his t-shirt, and John’s immediate thought was,

    Shit, he’s cute.

    Bob falls asleep on John. Twice. John has a bisexual awakening about it.

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    Chapters:
    3/3
    Comments:
    66
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    534
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    72
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    3,775
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    “Please, everyone has a scar on their side. Raise your hand if you have a scar on your side.”

    Bob did not realize how his participation could backfire on him until every single person in the room raised their hand and somehow, he was the one they all looked at. He slowly lowered his hand back down to his lap, dropped his gaze to his book as if he hadn’t paid attention to their banter at all. Unfortunately, he was not half as subtle as he wished to be.

    The odds of everyone raising their hands were high, which was why Bob joined in—he expected it to be funny. He did not expect the joke to be thrown back at him when John said, “All right, if Bob’s scar is cooler than mine, I’ll concede.”

    The Thunderbolts start comparing their scars and Bob starts spiraling.

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    Chapters:
    4/4
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    1
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    181
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    1,041
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    157
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    10,920
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    “Hey.” Yelena’s voice was soft, concerned. Bob smiled and mumbled a ‘hey’ in response. Her hand made Bob jump again when it landed on his cheek as a gentle, grounding touch. “Where does it hurt?”

    “Nowhere, I’m fine.” What a stupid thing to say. Bob literally dropped an entire bottle of ibuprofen on the floor and still denied being in pain. “I don’t need your help right now.”

    Ever since the car accident, Bob's side still hurts when it rains. Everyone knows. He prefers to pretend that they don't.

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    1/1
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    30
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    456
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    72
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    3,358
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    One day, tired of the arguments and tired of always doing the dishes, Bucky proposed a solution: everyone would be responsible for doing the dishes on one day of the week. It was a simple answer to a simple problem that worked for everyone.

    Except Bob.

    The dishes were a big thing for Bob.

    On Tuesday, Bob is supposed to wash the dishes. On Tuesday, Bob does not wash the dishes.

    Or: Five times Bob could not finish the dishes and one time he did.

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    English
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    6,201
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    4
    Comments:
    129
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    1,251
    Bookmarks:
    241
    Hits:
    6,702
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    “Ushas saying ‘I told you so?’ Wow, that’s a first.”

    “I’m not saying ‘I told you so,’ I’m saying that I warned you.”

    “I don’t see a difference between those two phrases.”

    A collection of unforgettably forgettable tales of the Deca written for Decamber 2024.

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    English
    Words:
    4,146
    Chapters:
    4/31
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    16
    Hits:
    193
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    “I’ll come with you.”

    “No, you won’t.”

    “Why not?”

    “First of all, you’re in your pants.”

    A collection of astoundingly average events from the Deca's past written for Decamber 2023.

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    English
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    33,039
    Chapters:
    31/31
    Comments:
    51
    Kudos:
    54
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    773
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    A collection of short stories inspired by and set during The Deca (Series One).

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    701
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    23
    Hits:
    130

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