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  1. Public Bookmark 15

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    It was strange. Whenever Branzy tried to think about his one real interaction with Prince Clown, it seemed dark at the edges. Corrupted.

    But, if he concentrated, he could remember. Prince Clown, looking at him, from across the room. Then- somehow in front of him, too close, his voice echoing in Branzy’s ears as he said words in a tongue that sounded ancient.

    No, Branzy didn’t understand the Prince. And he wasn’t sure he wanted to.

    Branzy gets to meet Clown up close. Dark magic ensues.

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    07 Jan 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 76

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    Branzy’s working on the casino, hours after midnight, when a world reset occurs.

    Now, this would be normal, if there wasn’t a suddenly very irritated Clown hunting him around the casino.

    . . .

    He is doing that, right?

    OR

    Silly world reset happens, and BOOM! Bird boy awakens and Branzy gets multiple heart attacks :)

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    22 Dec 2025

  3. Public Bookmark 38

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    There was a constant threat underlining everything he said. Dealing with the deadliest assassin was one thing, but nobody told him that he was actually dealing with the Devil.

    Clown wasn’t as much of an unpredictable, psychopathic clown as the rumors suggested. But those rumors weren’t far off, either.

    He loved Branzy in his own, twisted way.

    Branzy just wasn’t sure if that love would kill him one day.

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    22 Dec 2025

  4. Public Bookmark 11

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    Branzy overthinks things and reminisces over his partnership with Clown right before the casino opens up.

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    22 Dec 2025

  5. Public Bookmark 37

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    Branzy is spending another sleepless night to work on the casino when something goes... Very wrong.

    And maybe Branzy gets stuck in his own redstone and theres only one other person that could find him.

     

    or Branzy gets rescued and maybe has to grapple with some feelings about Clown

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    22 Dec 2025

  6. Public Bookmark 26

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    It was a nice gesture. So nice that he almost felt bad for betraying him and Subz. If they hadn’t been planning on killing Clown, he’d probably warn them. Try and help fight, maybe, anything besides betray them again to a man who was certainly going to tear them apart with his teeth as soon as he spotted them.

    And yet, they had made the deadliest mistake of all: trusting Branzy to value them over Clown.

    Really, they only had themselves to blame.

    Or: The 'I Betrayed Minecraft's Deadliest Assassin' and 'Scamming My Friends in My Minecraft Casino' videos permanently rewired my brain, so I wrote my spin on the whole fake spawn-killing trap with Clownzy.

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    22 Dec 2025

  7. Public Bookmark *

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    Clown is quite familiar with the different ways people act when they’re afraid - fight or flight, and all the variations thereof. Branzy doesn’t really fall into either category. Instead of running or attacking when he’s scared, he bargains and begs and flatters and generally does his best to please whoever is threatening him, shamelessly chameleoning himself into whatever role he thinks is most likely to keep him alive.

    In this case, Branzy seems to have decided that the best way to keep Clown happy is absolute, unquestioning obedience.

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    20 Dec 2025

  8. Public Bookmark 24

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    Branzy wants something, and doesn't get it, but does discover something about himself.

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    13 Dec 2025

  9. Public Bookmark 24

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    Branzy knows there's something wrong with Clownpierce, yet he still chooses to trust him over everything.

    Clown wants nothing more than to tear into his heart.

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    05 Dec 2025

  10. Public Bookmark 20

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    Wings are a painful thing to damage >:D

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    or: author abuses paragraph breaks and repeated words to create angsty wingfic involving branzy. also its midnight and i cannot think of a good summary but fuck it we ball.

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    01 Dec 2025

  11. Public Bookmark 11

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    Prompt: 'How'd I get here?', ICU

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    01 Dec 2025

  12. Public Bookmark 36

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    Branzy is very bad at being loved, and Clown is nearly as bad at being in love

    Title from Dream Alone by NateWantsToBattle

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    01 Dec 2025

  13. Public Bookmark 44

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    Izuku curled his tail as he spun slowly around the blond merman in front of him. The blond held himself unnaturally still, keeping Izuku in sight but not daring to move a muscle otherwise. Izuku’s eyes roamed the other, eyes catching on jagged black fins, the bright orange bioluminescence tracing across his tail and the tips of his fins, the dark claws at the end of his fingertips. Viridian met garnet as Izuku’s eyes caught the other Mer’s.

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    01 Dec 2025

  14. Public Bookmark *

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    Some people enjoyed being constantly threatened with death, Branzy reminded himself hysterically. Some people liked it, they signed up for it.

    Vitalasy had signed up for it and Subz had and Spoke and Mid and Rekrap, and he betrayed them as easily as rolling his eyes, but Vitalasy still grinned that cat’s-tooth grin when they met in passing–-

    (Or: Lifesteal SMP is a voluntary death game. Usually.)

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    28 Nov 2025

  15. Public Bookmark 43

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    In a single, fluid motion, the space between them had closed, the cool, perfectly sharpened blade of Clown’s scythe pressed to Branzy’s throat in an instant. "Dont. Move."
    A shuddering breath escaped Branzy’s lips. He nodded, ever-so-slightly. He didn’t think he could choke a word from his lips if he tried, anything he wanted to say dying before leaving his throat, wilting and catching there, leaving him struggling to even breathe.

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    Branzy, after finding himself down to three lives and desperate, attempts to steal hearts from the most powerful man alive besides the royal family themselves, an assassin by the name of ClownPierce.
    It's only natural that Branzy finds himself roped into a plan to kill the Prince.
    And it's only natural that this "business partnership" could lead to more.

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    28 Nov 2025

  16. Public Bookmark *

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    Branzy's eyes darted to Clown’s hand wrapped around the scythe’s handle, understanding the corner he was put in. With a deep breath, he reached his out hand to grasp Clown’s outstretched one.
    “Why do I feel like I’m making a deal with the devil?” he asked, a high pitched, fearful giggle escaping his lips.
    The room became darker, a few bulbs blinking out as the temperature suddenly plummeted. Clown wrapped his hand around Branzy's, firmly shaking it even as the other took an instinctual step back, no doubt the primal part of him sensing the dark danger that escaped Clownpierce.
    “Because the devil makes deals with me, my dear partner.”

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    or, the self indulgent clownzy villain au where the heroes are nothing more than figureheads in a city rotting with corruption and the biggest threats to villains are their fellow criminals.

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    28 Nov 2025

  17. Public Bookmark 22

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    2 times where ClownPierce lost Branzy and 1 time he (nearly did)'nt

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    26 Nov 2025

  18. Public Bookmark 28

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    “Would I lie to you, BranzyCraft?”

    “Uh- yes. I- I mean no! You’d- you’d never.” Branzy dropped his gaze, smiling. “I want to do this, anyway.”

    Branzy gets hunted. Consensually. Clown discovers just how much he dislikes people hurting his partner.

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    25 Nov 2025

  19. Public Bookmark 22

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    Which was weird. Very, very weird. Just to be entirely clear. It was creepy enough bouncing around a giant, empty circus tent with only a killer clown for occasional company, but now he could hear singing, and frankly, it felt like a new level of sheer unnveringness.

    Last he’d checked, the only horror on Lifesteal was the existential one of imminent demise.

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    25 Nov 2025

  20. Public Bookmark 76

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    There’s a side to it all that no one else will ever comprehend, and it’s the one where Clown, beneath all the threats and the imbalances, loves Branzy too.

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    5,690

    25 Nov 2025

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