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Reincarnating as a crow was nicer than you would think... until the Trouble Twins found the summoning scroll for the Karasu. Then they grew on her, and she had to save their lives. How annoying. They better gave her lots of almonds or she would elope with the ninken summoner!
Uchiha Massacre Fix-it
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- Part 1 of The Guardian Crow
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Fíli lived his life by an old dwarven proverb: when a fool drops a treasure, a wise man picks it up (it sounded better in the original khuzdul).
Bella Baggins never quite fit in the Shire. Perhaps she was made for the mountains, instead.
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Para Bellum by RyuuzaKochou
Fandoms: The Hobbit (2012), The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Hobbit - All Media Types
29 Jan 2013
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Hobbits always survive; even where trained and experienced soldiers don't.
Has no one ever wondered about this?
Thorin and the Company learn that it takes more than luck to be small in a big world.
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Following the torture at the hands of Bellatrix at Malfoy Manor, Dobby manages to get everyone out except for Hermione. The Dark Lord decides that Hermione is too useful to kill or torture into insanity, so she is transferred to the home of another loyal follower. Hermione doesn’t know what she’s expecting from her imprisonment at Nott Manor, but it’s not Theodore.
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08 Feb 2025
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“You and Nev did Herbology together, right?” Hannah prompts with a smile, glancing between the two of them.
It’s second nature to downplay and deny it after all those years of trying to keep her interest in it under wraps. But just now, the solid warmth of Neville’s thigh presses against hers and she feels the shift beneath her ribs, like latches clicking into place and giving space for her lungs to expand normally for once.
“We did,” she says, letting herself meet his eyes for a fraction of a second.
“He told me you were better at it than him, which I find hard to belie—”
“That’s because it’s not true,” Pansy interrupts, turning to Neville. She raises a brow, feigning confidence when her insides are a twisting, pulsing mess of something with a terribly long wingspan. Pixies? Doxies? A fucking hippogriff? “Are you taking the piss?”
Neville shakes his head, eyes bright with mirth though his mouth stays serious. “No, are you? You’re brilliant. Always have been.”
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Attitude by lildropofmagic, Red3684 (lildropofmagic)
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
07 Mar 2026
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If there's one thing that Theodore Nott knows, it's that purebloods are superior to others in all aspects of life: he's been taught so his entire life. When Hermione Granger signs up for magical ballet classes alongside him in Third Year - an artform that's traditionally pureblood-only - he has no idea that she's about to smash his beliefs to pieces.
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Harry Potter was sure he had a concussion.
He had just gained awareness of the world around him a moment ago and everything was so – disorienting, not to mention he couldn’t recall anything recent. His sight was blurry and almost black – not that his eyesight was good before, but he wasn’t blind, alright?
He was pretty sure these were all signs Hermione mentioned before.
So yes, Harry Potter had a concussion and he couldn’t move any of his limbs and that probably had something to do with the concussion he had previously mentioned. Weren’t concussions just hits to the brain anyways?
“She is beautiful.”
Fuck.
Or,
Harry Potter woke up as Shikamaru's younger sister and he would be damned if anyone thought he wasn't going to do anything about the freaking system where everyone thought child soldiers were perfectly fine.
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- Part 1 of Harry Potter's many personalities
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- English
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- 60,290
- Chapters:
- 17/?
- Collections:
- 33
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- 1,558
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15 Aug 2024
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For every rising star that the shinobi world produces, a hundred other geniuses are chewed up and spit out. Seiko crawls out of that grinder, only to find that she still has the rest of her life to face head on.
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- English
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- 139,754
- Chapters:
- 27/?
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- 1,566
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12 Aug 2024
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Maybe the fate of Uchiha Itachi and the Uchiha Clan could have been changed if Itachi had just had one more family member he could trust -- someone as powerful, invested in Konoha, and devoted to the clan as him. Someone with a little extra knowledge up her sleeve.
Unfortunately for Itachi, the Uchiha's abysmal luck with siblings has given him... Kaeru.
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How to Succeed in Dark Wizardry (Without Really Trying) by technically_direct
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
03 Aug 2025
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Ron maybe accidentally-on-purpose becomes a dark wizard, and everything changes.
(a canon rewrite, with a bit of a twist)
(also this is not a 'Ron is Evil, actually' fic so if that's what you're expecting, maybe give this a skip)- Language:
- English
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- 104,426
- Chapters:
- 21/?
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- 17
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- 1,469
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18 Jun 2024
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The Jinchuuriki boy hides behind a tree, wide eyes peeking past the trunk. The kodama of the old, hulking she-oak silently giggle at the display, aware that he cannot quite sense them yet.
“Who are you?” He asks, afraid.
The spirits of the forest titter and jeer. She smiles and says, “Yokai.”
Wherein a semi-si/oc gets reincarnated as some mythical japanese spirit instead of a badass ninja and proceeds to fuck with the plot. Features kidnapping small children, ancient mythology, and being a menace to ninja society.
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- Part 9 of lulu's self insert fics
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 45,955
- Chapters:
- 10/?
- Collections:
- 38
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- 1,289
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10 Mar 2024
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Being reborn with her memories intact was pretty great. Being reborn into a world plagued by war was a little less great.
Being reborn literally decades before canon events fucking sucked.
Senju Tsunade wants what she was previously denied: a long, peaceful life, a family that loves her and a job that brings her purpose. Instead she gets life as a career killer, a family destined to die before she reaches adulthood and no job prospects that wouldn't include murder.
Awesome.
This story was tailored to create a believable romance for Orochimaru that neither redeems him nor portrays him as a toxic, possessive, obsessive monster. The first part of the story will focus on Tsunade to show how she becomes the sort of person that could have a relatively healthy relationship with someone like him.
The fic is COMPLETE.
UPDATE July 2025: I'm working on a podfic! You can find it here
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- Part 1 of The Thousand-Armed Goddess of Mercy
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 410,968
- Chapters:
- 149/149
- Collections:
- 53
- Comments:
- 10,815
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- 9,642
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- 3,130
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07 Mar 2024
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TVD/TO AU: Hope Mikaelson needs help. At seven years old, she's not strong enough to protect the people she cares about from the dangers that surround them. What she needs is a bigger witch. So she summons one.
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- English
- Words:
- 173,190
- Chapters:
- 42/42
- Comments:
- 2,231
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03 May 2023
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5 times people didn't understand what kind of man Chris Halliwell is.
+1 time they finally do.
(or, a 5+1 fic where the Halliwells realize there's more to their neurotic whitelighter than they first thought)
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- Part 1 of the way to redemption
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Shifting Sands by chancecraz
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy, Star Wars Sequel Trilogy
24 Jul 2021
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After stupidly listening to Luke, Leia wakes up on Tatooine. Her day only gets worse.
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- English
- Words:
- 185,678
- Chapters:
- 5/?
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- 2,762
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- 6,704
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03 Mar 2023
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curious as a cat by lulu_lisbon
Fandoms: Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types, Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy
28 May 2022
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I imagine if my entire consciousness had settled any time prior to age four, my squishy little brain would’ve imploded from overload. That said, it’s one hell of a day to wake up and realize oh shit, I’m Ahsoka Tano and life catastrophically sucks.
Unwilling SI into Ahsoka
Features: a super possessive Anakin, clone hijinks, politics, and revolutions galore
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- Part 1 of i'll give you my galaxy, starlight, starbright child
- Part 1 of lulu's self insert fics
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 48,518
- Chapters:
- 12/39
- Collections:
- 26
- Comments:
- 549
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- 4,747
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- 1,915
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- 106,261
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05 Feb 2023
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Three Jedi, Two Clones, and One Force Anomaly by soft_but_gremlin
Fandoms: Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy, Star Wars Legends: Jango Fett Open Seasons (Comics), Star Wars - All Media Types
26 Nov 2025
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Being a new parent is difficult. Being a new parent to de-aged soldiers with knowledge of the future, a general mistrust of everyone, and a habit of keeping secrets, all in the middle of a tense situation between historic enemies...well, that is slightly more difficult.
(Sequel to Free Jedi to Good Home)
(This fic has been partially rewritten)
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- Part 2 of One Hundred Hours To Rearrange The Stars
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 200,297
- Chapters:
- 45/?
- Comments:
- 5,172
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- 8,316
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- 1,887
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- 299,310
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18 Jan 2023
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"Do you feel stupid and regret it yet?" A twist on the usual isekai reincarnation. It'd be less embarrassing if it was as anyone other than Sasuke. SI/OC-Insert.
Canon has fallen off a cliff entirely as of chapter 22.
As of chapter 36, we are now officially past anything that paralleled the original arcs.
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- Part 1 of Consume My Heart Away
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 391,936
- Chapters:
- 49/?
- Collections:
- 24
- Comments:
- 3,705
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- 5,062
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- 1,814
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- 303,825
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08 Dec 2022
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I… died, rolled metaphorical existential dice, and somehow managed to wind up reincarnating as Uchiha Sasuke of all people.
This is why we don’t gamble, Tsunade.
Or
If someone like me reincarnated as Uchiha Sasuke.
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- Part 4 of Escapism and Other Coping Methods
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 53,696
- Chapters:
- 26/?
- Collections:
- 18
- Comments:
- 1,578
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- 6,299
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- 2,291
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27 Nov 2022
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Dying isn't always painful, Minato is sure. He probably just has really bad luck. (SI) (Minato-centric)
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 72,024
- Chapters:
- 21/?
- Collections:
- 4
- Comments:
- 1,032
- Kudos:
- 4,684
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- 1,924
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- 111,202
Bookmarked by BeingANerdForFunAndProfit
22 Nov 2022