BeingANerdForFunAndProfit
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Who let these kids go to S like this? The world is a dangerous, dangerous place.
Good thing Reki had someone looking out for him (until he didn't).
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- Part 2 of Kyan Reki, Mad Man
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Abandoned Works of Mine (You can use the premises if you want!) by BeingANerdForFunAndProfit
Fandoms: Naruto, Haikyuu!!
07 May 2021
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A series of unconnected unfinished works I have.
You can use these however you'd like but if you do please lmk so I can read your fic!!!!!
Currently featuring Mokuton Sakura in the first fic and a What If Oikawa was born a year younger scenario in the second. -
Four Times Kyan Reki Said 'No Homo' (and one time he didn't) by BeingANerdForFunAndProfit
Fandoms: SK8 the Infinity (Anime)
10 Mar 2021
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Kyan Reki, 17, says no homo and is homo.
Chinen Miya, 14, done with his shit.
_______________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________Reki laughed. Big, loud, and entirely malicious.
“It’s those ‘shoulders’, right? Oh, and I bet his dick is Biiiiig.”
Miya screamed in despair, he didn’t know what he had done to god for this to happen to him, but he was sorry, so, so fucking sorry.
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- Part 1 of Kyan Reki, Mad Man
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Kenma and Koutarou had a routine.
Said routine worked very well for the two of them when both talking and listening caused Kenma unimaginable pain. -
Bokuto and Atsumu Become Cat Dads, That Will be All. by BeingANerdForFunAndProfit
Fandoms: Haikyuu!!
05 Feb 2021
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Atsumu: Please, for me?
Bokuto: Don’t do that
Atsumu: What?
Bokuto: You think that you’ll get whatever you want from me just by asking ‘please for me’ well NO not this time
Atsumu: Please, for me?
Bokuto: ... Okay
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Reincarnating as a crow was nicer than you would think... until the Trouble Twins found the summoning scroll for the Karasu. Then they grew on her, and she had to save their lives. How annoying. They better gave her lots of almonds or she would elope with the ninken summoner!
Uchiha Massacre Fix-it
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- Part 1 of The Guardian Crow
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Fíli lived his life by an old dwarven proverb: when a fool drops a treasure, a wise man picks it up (it sounded better in the original khuzdul).
Bella Baggins never quite fit in the Shire. Perhaps she was made for the mountains, instead.
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Para Bellum by RyuuzaKochou
Fandoms: The Hobbit (2012), The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Hobbit - All Media Types
29 Jan 2013
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Hobbits always survive; even where trained and experienced soldiers don't.
Has no one ever wondered about this?
Thorin and the Company learn that it takes more than luck to be small in a big world.
OR - Bilbo has unexpected skills and Thorin finds he likes them. -
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“Shall we study?”
“What?”
“Are you glamoured or Polyjuiced? You cannot tell me that Hermione Granger doesn’t know what studying is.”
Hermione’s face took on the first genuine expression it had held in days. She narrowed her eyes at the tall brunette on the other side of the small room. “Why would I study? What would I study?”
“You won’t eat, you won’t sleep, and if I know you, it’s killing you to not be doing something. You wouldn’t let a little war get in between you and your NEWTs, would you?”
“But you don’t know me, Nott.”
“Is that so? Or do you just not know me?” He made the statement without malice, simply curiosity.
Following the torture at the hands of Bellatrix at Malfoy Manor, Dobby manages to get everyone out except for Hermione. The Dark Lord decides that Hermione is too useful to kill or torture into insanity, so she is transferred to the home of another loyal follower. Hermione doesn’t know what she’s expecting from her imprisonment at Nott Manor, but it’s not Theodore.
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08 Feb 2025
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“You and Nev did Herbology together, right?” Hannah prompts with a smile, glancing between the two of them.
It’s second nature to downplay and deny it after all those years of trying to keep her interest in it under wraps. But just now, the solid warmth of Neville’s thigh presses against hers and she feels the shift beneath her ribs, like latches clicking into place and giving space for her lungs to expand normally for once.
“We did,” she says, letting herself meet his eyes for a fraction of a second.
“He told me you were better at it than him, which I find hard to belie—”
“That’s because it’s not true,” Pansy interrupts, turning to Neville. She raises a brow, feigning confidence when her insides are a twisting, pulsing mess of something with a terribly long wingspan. Pixies? Doxies? A fucking hippogriff? “Are you taking the piss?”
Neville shakes his head, eyes bright with mirth though his mouth stays serious. “No, are you? You’re brilliant. Always have been.”