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The Quickest Way to a Man’s Heart (is Through His Bottomless Pit) by isthatbloodonhisshirt (wasterella) for JaydenNara
Fandoms: Teen Wolf (TV)
07 Jan 2018
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Pulling open his apartment door, he let out an involuntary shout when something was quite literally thrust into his chest hard enough to have him almost tip backwards. He managed to right himself while keeping hold of what had been shoved at him and looked up in time to see his neighbour striding back towards his apartment.
“You’re going to fucking kill yourself.”
His door slammed.
Stiles blinked at the other man’s door, utterly confused, and looked down at what he was holding.
It was a plastic bag, full of what felt like tupperware, which made no sense to Stiles because when had his neighbour broken into his house to steal his tupperware?
(SNYE - January 11th - Neighbours)
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- Part 11 of Sterek New Year's Extravaganza
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- 54,169
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29 Jan 2026
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There's something weird about Beacon Hills that Stiles can't quite put his finger on. The way everyone in town knows his name the day he arrives. The way they insist the melancholic howling that echoes through the forest every night is just a dog. The way his dad denies getting a dog, even though Stiles comes home to find one sprawled across his bed, some big black thing whose eyes gleam red in the right light. The way that massive oak tree out in the woods vibrates under his touch, pulsing with sickly life.
There's something weird going on in this town, and Stiles is determined to get to the bottom of it.
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08 Jan 2026
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Derek has a new neighbor who won't stop looking.
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“You’re blind,” Derek said flatly, the anger draining from him so suddenly he felt almost woozy. His vision cleared, his claws sliding back into blunt fingernails.
“Thanks for the memo, genius,” the kid said acidly. “I can still fucking defend myself, so don’t take another damn step.”
“Fuck, I...I’m sorry,” Derek stuttered.
“What?!” The kid’s brow crinkled. “I mean — what?! You’re fucking sorry!?” His lips thinned into a harsh line. “What, is this some kinda Hallmark movie where you’re discovering the error of your ways because you don’t want to rob a blind person?! That’s fucking condescending, man. I’ll have you know that —”
“Just, wait.” Derek interrupted what was apparently the start of a convincing argument as to why he should rob the kid after all, feeling his head start to spin. “This is — it’s a misunderstanding. I’m — I’m not robbing you. You’re — you’re safe, okay? I’m taking three steps back. Just — just let me explain.”
“Explain why you came busting into my apartment? Yeah, go right ahead, man, I can’t wait to hear this epic tale.”
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04 Jan 2026
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Then he took a deep breath and he changed. He ironed out every fold in his posture and his face until he looked like Superman again. His shoulders were broad, his gaze was confident, and his smile showed no sign of embarrassment or fear.
It’s genuinely uncomfortable to watch.
Especially since Bruce knows that change. He’s seen it in the mirror before entering parties or nightclubs. He’s always referred to it, internally, as 'putting on my better face.' The façade is his least favourite part of the day, ranking just below 'getting punched by supervillains.'
The idea that Superman is just Kal's better face, that would explain a lot.
It would also mean Bruce isn't alone.
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24 Oct 2025
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ship-to-ship combat by pomeloquat
Fandoms: Superman - All Media Types, Batman - All Media Types
03 Jan 2024
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"Clark. What the hell is this," Lois asks, staring at Clark's Bruceman WIP folder. Clark's first instinct is to fly away, but that would still leave his fic on display for her to see. His second instinct is to blast a hole straight through his laptop screen with his heat vision, which isn't much better.
Clark, in an attempt to make some spare cash, unintentionally stumbles into the world of superhero fanfiction, becomes a prolific writer for Gotham's OTP, and tries his best to fend off rival fans who want him to convert to superbat instead.- Language:
- English
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- 13/13
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22 Oct 2025
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This is the story of Arthur, a vet who has recently moved to Ealdor to get a new lease on life, and Merlin, the local animal lover who becomes Arthur's favourite client.
Warning - This story includes a drunk bunny, sad little guinea pig, ninja kitties and an evil chicken. Symptoms may include blushes, fluffy tails and twitching eyebrows.
This is also the story of Arthur and his love for his mother, as he tries to find his place in the world and someone to love him as he is.
But mostly, it's about the eyebrow twitching. Just ask Arthur.
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Arthur and Merlin have a special relationship. They always have, even when they were prince and servant. While many question it when first noticing, eventually it becomes an understanding in Camelot—and even among some other countries—that where there is Arthur, there is Merlin. And, where there is Merlin, there is Arthur.
OrArthur and Merlin's relationship as witnessed and explained by others.
Also, or
Five times someone realizes that Merlin is the Queen, one time Merlin realizes it himself, and one time he owns it.
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13 Aug 2025
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Hilarious and also cute and emotional ❤️❤️❤️
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Merlin's job as PR junior on the royal account isn't as glamorous as people believe: Most nights, he's saving Arthur, Duke of York and black sheep of the family, from possibly committing monarchy-shattering shenanigans. When tragedy hits and Arthur is now second in line to the throne, the public doesn't react too favourably to the new Prince of Wales.
A solution has to be found and Merlin's contribution is key to the problem: Roped into posing as Arthur's fake boyfriend, he's supposed to make Arthur's popularity levels rise with his steadfast and relatable presence and elevate him from scandalous rake to romantic figure...
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He closed his eyes for a second, trying desperately to collect himself, the close air of the alley making it hard to focus, the smell of Johnny's blood beneath his skin whispering urgently to him.
Fuck, this hadn't been a problem until Soap.
He'd been fighting for how long, shed how much enemy blood, enough to bathe in, and resisted for years and yet.. This man.
This man did something new to him. Stirred that craving that he hadn't felt this strongly in years. The craving for the wet rush of heat on his lips, sliding down his throat, slaking a primitive need.
"We can't because I don't want to hurt you, Johnny." His voice was soft and strained.
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Ghost is keeping a secret from his team and Soap might be the one that finds out first hand just how serious of a condition his superior officer has.
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- Part 1 of Vitality - Vampire AU
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Broken Bones and Shattered Hearts by Starlight_VLD for kibagib
Fandoms: Call of Duty (Video Games)
19 Mar 2025
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John MacTavish hasn't seen Simon Riley since the day Simon rushed him to a London trauma center... and then walked away. The absence made John's road to recovery all the more agonizing, but luckily, the rest of the 141 along with other friends and family filled the hole left by a ghost.
Now, three and a half years later, John finally has his life together. He works for the MOD (and the CIA... ahem) as a civilian demolitions consultant. He's got a house, a (mostly) clear head, and most importantly, a date with someone new to his best mate's wedding.
John's ecstatic to be standing up as Kyle's best man. Unfortunately, it also means standing in the same room as a certain Lieutenant. It's okay, though. For Kyle's sake, John can keep all the anger and hurt festering inside of him in check. All he has to do is avoid Simon for the next few hours, and they'll go their separate ways.
Too bad Simon has other plans that, unbeknownst to either of them, will change their lives forever.
For better or for worse.
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- Part 2 of COD Fics
- Part 1 of Broken Hearts (COD)
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- 149,494
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01 Aug 2025
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Ghost hates going home, hates how Price always forces him to "take breaks", whatever good that is supposed to do.
Until someone new moves into the flat across from his and suddenly he can't wait to go home again.or
5 times Ghost is forced to go on leave and 1 time he takes leave on purpose.
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- Part 1 of Bound by faith
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An ongoing series where two touch-starved men figure out how to take care of each other in ways that no military field guide ever covered. Thankfully, when you already trust a person with your life, letting them see you at your most vulnerable isn't nearly as hard as it sounds.
Non-sexual intimacy, physical touch, a little angst, and a lot of comfort.
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Jewel Colored Flames by ImaginaryCupcake
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
26 Oct 2024
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Crowley waits a moment to see if the prince will explain his presence, but his patience wanes after only a breath. “Can I help you with something, your highness?” He tries not to sneer the title, thinks maybe he didn’t try hard enough. He sees Prince Aziraphale visibly bristle and some of the brightness in his smile dims. Crowley tells himself he doesn’t miss it.
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In a kingdom that is finally at peace from war, a prince is thrust into battle with his heart and his duty. With secret plots simmering in the halls of the castle, Prince Aziraphale must decide if his own happiness is something he is willing to fight for.
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A Prince falls in love with an animal keeper- it's their love story - also the story of a baby dragon ;)
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North star by Kiez21
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
31 Oct 2024
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Crowley is a music star. Or was a music star, now fallen from grace.
When a video of him singing a song dedicated to his late sister goes viral online, he has to decide if he wants to be back in the game or if he will keep on living the peaceful existance he has now. He has not forgotten how the industry treated him, all those years back, and he does not know if he wants to face his old demons again. It'snot just his life that would be impacted, he has a nephew to take care of now.
But when he meets Aziraphale Fell, renowed music business manager, he starts to think that it may not be the same as last time.
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On Espionage and Prophecy (or How to Accidentally, but Wholly, Fall in Love With a Soho Bookseller) by RockSaltAndRoll
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV)
17 Nov 2019
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1941 is the London Blitz and the year that MI5 really comes into its own with the now infamous ‘double cross’ system. The service keep tabs on suspects, root out enemy agents and try to turn them into doubles.
Anthony J Crowley is fucking great at this job. He can be sneaky, underhanded and damn ruthless but also charming and kind. It’s what makes him good at turning.
Aziraphale is just a regular Soho bookseller who loves his shop and books and good food and wine when he’s approached by a woman claiming to be MI5, wanting to recruit him for espionage. The poor man is too trusting and gets the shock of his life when he’s approached by a charming but dangerous-looking man also claiming to be MI5.
Crowley recruits Aziraphale to double cross a double crosser and Aziraphale takes to espionage like a duck to water.
Danger, hijinks, and sex ensue.
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- Part 1 of Espionage and Omens
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litany in which certain things are crossed out by Ayes for ghostrat
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV)
02 Apr 2024
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A beaten-down Aziraphale opens a bakery in the small town of Tadfield, where he finds an all-night greasy spoon and one fallen Crowley, who is making amends through various and increasingly ridiculous means of community service. Features an inexperienced!Aziraphale, Crowley the town ne’er-do-well, and Crowley’s self-appointed protector, young Adam. Human AU.
All quotations are from Richard Siken’s earth-shattering collections of poetry, Crush and War of the Foxes.
cw/tw: brief mentions of fatphobia; homophobia; religious oppression; miscarriage; self-hatred; background character death; drug addiction; foster care; past animal abuse… all referenced and not actively happening in the story, but sad beginnings that are addressed in order to make room for happy endings.
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In the Stars by ImaginaryCupcake
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
27 Apr 2024
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Crowley never voluntarily talks to people he doesn’t have to, he knows what fascinates him- bores others.
Aziraphale knows how people view him; he’s someone to have a pleasant conversation with - not a romantic entanglement.
Neither are looking to learn how to trust again, but sometimes the stars have other plans.Or
Crowley is running an observatory, Aziraphale is on a school trip with his students. A meet-cute leads to anxiety that leads to a path neither of them expected to take
All fluff- pretty much no angst; unless you count pining. There’s a lot of pining.
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i'll never be lonely by john1513
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
13 Nov 2020
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Aziraphale summons a demon to his bookshop to demand (*politely ask) a little favor of him. Was it a great idea to summon a literal demon from hell to be your friend for a bit? Maybe not. But Aziraphale has been a bit lonely lately, and he's tried everything, really. Turns out the demon he calls is less Demon and more Grumpy, Cuddly Man, but, hey. He's not complaining.
Aziraphale sells his soul in exchange for friendship, and gets more than he bargained for.
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Petrichor & Parchment by MrsNoggin
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
20 Dec 2019
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“Mr. Crowley, I presume?” Aziraphale asked in lieu of an introduction, which was not forthcoming. The guy hadn’t even removed his sunglasses. Oh God, he had a tattoo on his face. Aziraphale wasn’t one to judge, but… what kind of gardener had a snake tattoo on his face?
Now also available as a podfic from Literarion
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- Part 1 of Petrichor & Parchment
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The Rose and the Serpent by Atalan
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
15 Aug 2020
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AU, retelling of “Beauty and the Beast”. Quite honestly, sending Aziraphale off into the forest to be held hostage by a giant snake in a cursed castle isn’t even the worst thing Gabriel’s ever done to him, and at least it means a change of scene. But then neither the snake nor the castle turn out to be quite what he’s expecting…
