Brosedshield

tea first then larceny



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    This is my girl!Dee 'verse, into which I've invested a lot, though not quite as much as Freak Camp. It's written partially in collaboration with Brosedshield; some of them we write jointly, some separately. Our Dees are almost completely identical.

    Start with Don't Call Me Daughter and Brosedshield's Haircut.

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    All stories previously posted to Livejournal are making the switch. Consolidation, baby!

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    Criminal Minds x FMA crossover. Stories are meant to be read in chronological order or they will likely not be understood.

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    05 Jan 2026

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    “You know what?” Wei Ying said. “I think we should be friends.”

    “Vulcans do not have friends,” said Lan Zhan. He was staring very determinedly at the screen in front of him.

    Wei Ying frowned at him. “That can’t be right.”

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    10 Mar 2025

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    Tim's always known that his magic means he's more thing than person. He knows that a change in owners doesn't change this. Becoming the Ward of the Waynes is his second chance at proving himself useful. He knows he won't get another.

    Bruce is concerned, to say the least. Jason's just mad.

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    07 Mar 2025

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    Ah. The Asshole Dog is loose again. Lan Zhan knows that it is not the dog’s fault for being an asshole, but The Asshole Dog is the reason Lan Zhan had a fence put in at a significant personal expense, because the alternative was allowing his garden to be destroyed and for Bunny to be menaced on her leashed outdoor adventures. Unacceptable. The Most Beautiful Man in the World cringes at the barking, scooting further away from the door through a sea of a dozen broken eggs and leaving a yolky trail in his wake.

    “Fuck,” he whimpers, curling into a ball, both hands wrapped around the back of his neck as if to—as if to protect himself, Lan Zhan realizes. “Fuck, fuck, fuck, please—” The Most Beautiful Man in the World begs, voice ragged. He’s definitely hyperventilating now, from what Lan Zhan can tell between the audible sobs. There’s another bark from outside, and The Most Beautiful Man in the World flinches bodily, making a terrified sound that Lan Zhan feels behind his ribs.

    Or: A meet ugly, a dog, and the beginning of something wonderful.

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    03 Dec 2023

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    The good news is that Lan Jingyi has found a mentor, friend, and constant companion through the difficulties in life.

    The bad news is that that’s because he’s been accidentally possessed by the Yiling Patriarch.

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    18 Jun 2025