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Simple protocole d’inauguration by Babel121 (Calystacat)
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
25 Apr 2026
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Debout au bord des décombres de l’ancien hôtel, Lucifer grimaça en voyant les longs filaments noirs couverts d’yeux qui envahissaient l’espace. Ils allaient devoir y faire quelque chose avant qu’ils atteignent l’hôtel en soi.
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Lucifer décide de rénover une partie de l’hôtel et bien sûr, Alastor vient y mettre son grain de sel.
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Un job très personnel by Babel121 (Calystacat)
Fandoms: Crime Scene Cleaner (Video Game)
22 Apr 2026
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Kovalsky ferma les yeux quand la main de Big Jim se posa sur ses cheveux.
A genoux entre les jambes du mafieux, les mains posées sur ses larges cuisses, il prit une grande inspiration...
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- Part 3 of Un nettoyeur à la maison
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La piscine de Big Jim était nickel, Kovalsky haussa un sourcil en voyant son état une fois vidée.
Il n'y avait aucune raison de l'avoir engagé pour la nettoyer…
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- Part 2 of Un nettoyeur à la maison
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Comment il en était arrivé au pas de la porte de Big Jim, Kovalsky ne le savait même plus.
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- Part 1 of Un nettoyeur à la maison
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Aux pieds de la Liberté by Babel121 (Calystacat) for AllenKune
Fandoms: Venom (Marvel Movies)
04 Apr 2026
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La base de la Grande Dame était bien plus terne qu’Eddie ne l’aurait pensé. D’un beige tirant sur le gris dans la lumière du soir, l’immense piédestal lui faisait beaucoup plus penser à une tombe qu’à une célébration de la liberté.
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Comment voler toutes les premières fois d’un démon cerf by Babel121 (Calystacat)
Fandom Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
25 Apr 2026
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Un nettoyeur à la maison by Babel121 (Calystacat)
Fandom Crime Scene Cleaner (Video Game)
22 Apr 2026
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TimKon Kinktober 2024 by Calystacat
Fandom DCU (Comics), Red Robin (Comics), Superboy (Comics)
10 Jun 2025
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Les déboires de l'Apprenti Sorcier by Babel121 (Calystacat)
Fandom Sorcerer's Apprentice (2010)
09 Dec 2025
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There's Something Different About Snape by a_decently_sized_worm
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
22 Feb 2026
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“Who are you and what have you done with Severus?” said McGonagall, her eyebrows almost disappearing into her hat. The query was meant as a joke, but there was a hint of legitimate doubt in it.
“I got therapy,” Snape blurted out.
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The year is 2025. An average guy gets hit by a car on his way home from work and dies.
In another universe, the year is 1992. Severus Snape wakes up. He proceeds to have a panic attack.
Yes, this is a silly, self-indulgent isekai/transmigration story starring Severus Snape. Watch as he does shenanigans, has anxiety, and keeps putting everyone he knows into shock with his sudden tendency to smile. Get in everyone, we're gonna desecrate this world. Screw JKRowldemort—she deserves 0 respect for the way she uses her privilege to harm others just trying to live. Trans rights, mf.
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I take a while because this is just something I do in my spare time when I'm not exhausted from working/life. Sorry! If this ever does go on hiatus for whatever reason, I'll update this description to say so, but as of now, that's not the case. I'm just a hella slow writer. ;-;- Language:
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12 May 2026
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Chasing Dragons by The_Sinking_Ship for Ladderofyears
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
17 Jul 2021
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Draco can think of only one way to outclass his pleat-front-khaki-wearing politician ex, and that’s by making headlines with an obvious upgrade. And who better to upstage the cheating bastard than the Saviour of the World, Harry Potter himself? Sure, Potter is a little rough around the edges in ripped jeans, a rumpled tartan shirt, and a permanent scowl. Draco reckons a haircut and a shave wouldn’t hurt, either. But Potter is also in need of a Healer willing to keep his secrets, and Draco is just the man for the job. It’s a perfectly reasonable exchange. They need only attend a couple parties arm-in-arm, smile nicely for the paparazzi, and tolerate each other long enough to convince everyone they’re smitten. In return, Draco will keep Potter alive and in one piece.
But it isn’t long before Draco realises he might be in over his head, because Potter is ten tonnes of trouble packed into a leather jacket, and seems keen on hurtling himself towards death on the back of a flying motorbike. And that says nothing of Potter’s penchant for fire-breathing beasts and things that bite.
Ah well, at least they’ll have some fun while it lasts. After all, Draco always did like a bit of danger.
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08 May 2026
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Post-Running on Air. Domestic fluff and Christmas with the family.
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- Part 2 of Running on Air
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01 May 2026
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Lucifer proposes a board game for the night of sharing at the hotel.
a game which I created to make sinners behave better many years ago, the game is simple, dice are thrown and you advance to the indicated square, then you do a good deed.
Yes, in reality, all of this seemed terrible to everyone, and incredibly nerdy, but no one counted on the game itself being strong enough to force others to behave well and that its magic intensified more every time you refused to do the indicated action.
And who suffered the most from this was Alastor, doing good things for Lucifer? ha!
well this is going to get intenseBookmarked by Calystacat
11 Apr 2026
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It’s so clear, you see, that if we’re to begin living in the present, we must first redeem our past and then be done with it forever. And the only way we can redeem our past is by suffering and by giving ourselves over to extraordinary labor, to steadfast and endless labor.
Anton Chekhov, The Cherry Orchard
Set long after the Battle of Hogwarts.
Draco Malfoy is abruptly and unwillingly called home after spending the last twenty years living and studying abroad. It seems that there are things at Malfoy Manor which need to be put to rest, and the Ministry of Magic has determined that as the sole remaining Malfoy by blood, Draco is the only one who can do it.
But curse breaking is not Draco’s area of expertise, and so the Ministry has found someone willing to help.
Completed!
I don’t own any characters you recognize, I just like to push their faces together and make kissy noises. Not making any money from this, etc., etc.
Please do not repost. I do not consent to this work being used to train generative AI platforms in any way.
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- Part 1 of Living in the Present
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Bookmarked by Calystacat
03 Apr 2026