Captain_Kinky
Fandoms
- DCU (21)
- Batman - All Media Types (21)
- DCU (Comics) (21)
- Green Lantern - All Media Types (15)
- おそ松さん | Osomatsu-san (Anime) (11)
Recent works
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Hal Jordan Does NOT Want To Kiss Bruce Wayne! by Captain_Kinky
Fandoms: DCU, DCU (Comics), Green Lantern - All Media Types, Batman - All Media Types
14 Feb 2026
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“No way I’m kissing that jackass!” Hal crumples up the script, scoffing as he shoots a glare towards Bruce. “Look, I signed up for this before I knew what he was like.” He turns towards Oliver, the director, but most importantly, one of his best friends. “C’mon, Ol, don’t make me do this, man.”
“Hal, you dick, you can’t pull out on this now! This is the whole emotional crux of the movie— the tension, the fighting, the misunderstandings— this kiss is supposed to be them overcoming it.”
“Can’t an ‘I love you,’ and a hug suffice?” Hal groans, knowing full well it won’t. He’s complaining for the sake of complaining now.
Oliver’s blonde bushy-browed glare is answer enough. The last thing this movie needs is a queerbaiting allegation.“Be professional, Jordan,” Bruce saunters over, his arms crossed, looking unfairly good in his character’s black turtleneck and grey dress slacks. “The sooner we get the job done well, the sooner we can say goodbye.”
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Borderline by Captain_Kinky
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Green Lantern - All Media Types, DCU, DCU (Comics)
24 Jan 2026
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“Bruce?” Hal dubiously asked as if questioning whether his sight betrayed him, the pep in his step immediately faltering.
“Oh, you two know each other?” Carol asked, distancing herself from the handsome billionaire.
“No, I’m afraid we don’t.” Bruce turned to Hal, and his words were a pointed warning. “After all, what would a billionaire and a test pilot have in common before now, hm?”
“Right, right. No, uh, I just mean… Bruce Wayne. Crazy to see a billionaire here.” Hal came closer to the pair, leaning closer to the man as he managed to grit out, “Why are you here?”
“Well, Mr. Jordan–”
“Hal is fine.”
“I was hoping to fund a new project for Ferris Air, and I’ve selected you as my test pilot.”
trying to update weekly / bi-weekly this year (2026) until completed!
Series
- Part 5 of BatLantern Month (October) 2024
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A Justice League Guide on How NOT to Do CPR by astronot707, Captain_Kinky
Fandoms: DCU, DCU (Comics), Justice League - All Media Types, Batman - All Media Types, Green Lantern - All Media Types
27 Oct 2024
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“All right, so we need basic training,” Flash concedes, rubbing the back of his neck. “But come on, do we have to go through all of this?”
“What’s your alternative?” Batman asks, his tone sharp, brow arching slightly, where no one can see it, beneath the cowl.
“Practice,” Flash says, shrugging. “I’m the kind of guy who learns best in action, you know? Hands-on.”
Green Arrow smirks, leaning back with his arms behind his head. “He’s right. I didn’t get here by studying thick manuals. Experience sticks better.”
Shazam chimes in, rubbing his arm with a sheepish grin. “Yeah, uh, anything that means I don’t have to sit through this thing. Just tell me what to do, and I’ll do it.”
They all look to the Dark Knight for his judgment.
Batman’s gaze narrows, the cowl’s lenses shrinking. “...Fine. But I recommend we watch five videos that effectively demonstrate–”
“Come on, Bats, we’re not a bunch of rookies here,” Ollie confidently states. “We can handle this without sitting through a bunch of videos. We’ve faced worse than some CPR training. Trust me; we’ve got this.”
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- Part 12 of BatLantern Month (October) 2024
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Close Enough To Stay by Captain_Kinky
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Green Lantern - All Media Types, DCU, DCU (Comics)
21 Oct 2024
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Hal sighs, shifting uncomfortably in Bruce’s arms as he moves to pull away after their argument, the blanket slipping from his form. “I’ll sleep in one of the guest rooms tonight.”
He sits up and swings his legs over the side of the bed before Bruce makes a wounded noise in the back of his throat- a small grunt that almost could be mistaken for a whine.
“Don’t you dare. Don’t you dare leave our bed.” Bruce’s arms snake around Hal’s waist now, pulling the man closer to him.
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- Part 10 of BatLantern Month (October) 2024
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One Love, One House by Captain_Kinky
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Green Lantern - All Media Types, DCU, DCU (Comics)
19 Oct 2024
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Usually, alphas didn’t make nests. Sure, it could be seen as an act of love for an alpha to make one for their omega, but it’s unnatural for them. They, as alphas, don’t have the typical nesting instincts aside from wanting to stay close to their pack or provide safety to an omega.
Hal struggles to find the right words as he stares at the makeshift nest Bruce has put together. He can feel the weight of Bruce's presence, the quiet intensity of his stoic demeanor, but Hal also senses the vulnerability beneath it. Bruce isn’t great at expressing his emotions, but this… this was a huge gesture of love.
But despite the warmth that rises in his chest at the thought of Bruce doing something so thoughtful, something nags at him— a discomfort he can’t quite shake. It’s not the nest itself, but the way it makes him feel, like he’s being asked to step into a role that doesn’t quite fit.
It’s not that Hal doesn’t appreciate this gesture, but part of him feels uncomfortable. Not that it’s bad, but it’s unfamiliar- it feels almost like he’s submitting to Bruce in a way if he gets into the nest.
Series
- Part 9 of BatLantern Month (October) 2024
Recent series
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BatLantern Month (October) 2024 by astronot707, Captain_Kinky, orphan_account
Fandom Batman - All Media Types, DCU, DCU (Comics), Green Lantern - All Media Types, Justice League - All Media Types
24 Jan 2026
- Words:
- 29,694
- Works:
- 12
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- 27
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Hal Jordan Is The Second Smartest in The League by Captain_Kinky
Fandom Batman (Comics), Batman - All Media Types, DCU, DCU (Comics), Green Lantern (Comics), Green Lantern - All Media Types
09 Oct 2024
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Hal Jordan Is The Second Smartest in The League main fic and side stories :)
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- 68,393
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- 170
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oh noes- it's self projection time babey by Captain_Kinky, Captain_Kinky (orphan_account)
Fandom おそ松さん | Osomatsu-san (Anime)
27 Jul 2020
- Words:
- 10,015
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- 4
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Angstober 2023 !! by Captain_Kinky
Fandom Batman - All Media Types, DCU, DCU (Comics), Justice League - All Media Types, Nightwing (Comics)
09 Oct 2023
- Words:
- 16,068
- Works:
- 5
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“What did you do now Merlin?”
“Got cursed.”
Merlin slumped into the room and fell onto the bench of the table across from Gaius, laying his head dramatically on a book of something or other Arthur didn’t bother to look too closely at.
“Cursed.” Gaius echoed, unimpressed.
“Cursed.” Merlin sighed back, like some kind of weepy maiden.
“He can’t lie,” Arthur supplied, walking further into the room and standing behind Merlin, pushing his head off the book roughly. Merlin squawked and glared at him before shaking his head and turning back to Gaius.
"It gets worse."
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Bookmarked by Captain_Kinky
17 Mar 2026
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Four times Arthur doesn’t notice Merlin kissing him – and one time he kisses Merlin first by greymantledlady
Fandoms: Merlin (TV)
26 May 2016
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Self-explanatory title! Four times + one time.
Because I've always wanted to do one of these. Pure self-indulgent fluffiness!
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- Part 5 of Merlin/Arthur Fics
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 1,997
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- 1/1
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- 4
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Bookmarked by Captain_Kinky
19 Feb 2026
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Merlin and the Knights are on a hunting trip. They're attacked and Merlin's magic battles against his exhaustion. What happens when Merlin can't keep his secret anymore? He has a lot of explaining to do!
Bookmarked by Captain_Kinky
08 Feb 2026
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Emerald Rain by StarSapphireBruce
Fandoms: Justice League: War, Green Lantern: The Animated Series, Batman: Wayne Family Adventures (Webcomic), DCU (Comics)
09 Feb 2026
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He was designated to lead the world’s greatest heroes. He wasn’t prepared for Hal Jordan.
A delicious distraction wrapped in green glow...
Leadership was never supposed to feel like this...
... like wanting something he couldn’t afford to want.Bookmarked by Captain_Kinky
01 Jan 2026
Bookmarker's Notes
at chapter 5/33 — so ready to read more !!
i keep trying to leave more kudosliterally the fic that inspires me to update more often
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Hal works through all of the things Bruce and Clark fantasized about before they got together
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An excuse for me to practice writing smut
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- Part 2 of i always knew i could take you two
Bookmarked by Captain_Kinky
27 Oct 2025