CatInTheHat



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    "So," Wade says an hour or so later. "Hot gay DILFs are going missing from The Smokehouse and it's up to us to catch the DILFinator. The DILF crusher." He snaps his fingers. "The DILF Destroyer!"

    Lines deepen between Logan's eyebrows. "The fuck is a DILF?"

    "Dad I'd Like to Fuck," Wade chirps, "so, like, distressingly hot middle-aged men."

    Logan blinks. "Oh."

    (In which Logan and Wade are hired to catch a serial killer with very specific tastes.)

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    Logan panted, “You’re an alpha.”

    “Sorry, didn’t quite catch that; I was chewing.” He wasn’t. “Are you talking about a podcast or a documentary? And also… why?”

    “You don’t know? You can’t tell?” Logan demanded, his hysteria thinly veiled.

    “Know what? About alpha dude-bros?” Wade asked, voice rising with his own poorly concealed panic. “You know, usually, I can tell when someone gives off those vibes, but I’m kinda getting mixed signals here. Are you calling me an alpha-male?”

    “Yes?” Logan said, almost desperately.

    “Cool. Cool. Cool. Okay. So, why don’t you tell me what you think that means? I’ve read way too much fan fiction to react accordingly to that.”
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    Or, When Logan discovers that secondary genders don’t exist in Wade’s universe, he can finally relax after centuries of omega hate. Things get complicated when Wade starts displaying signs of an alpha and Logan secrets risk getting exposed.

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    30 Nov 2025

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    Wade joined the mens-only spa to ritually expose his scarred body to a bunch of strangers. Logan's only there for the gym. Neither of them are looking to fall in love.

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    Tonight is the night. Vanessa is once again single, and Wade continues to be ready to mingle.

    Except this week's game night, she brings over the new guy she's been seeing. A hulking, meaty, steroid of a human being with way too many abs and an obnoxiously chiselled jaw, who calls Blind Al "ma'am" and generally hates Wade the second he lays eyes on him. And just like that, the jealousy is back and threatens to eat Wade alive.

    Jealousy over Vanessa, of course. Because it is definitely, absolutely about Vanessa.

    And that feeling in the pit of his stomach whenever he sees Logan can obviously only be hatred.

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    12 May 2025