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    After a nasty argument with Lilith, Lucifer wakes up in the bed of an unknown overlord and panics. He leaves quickly and tries his absolute best to forget the sparse and blurry memories he has remaining of that wonderful evening. The next night, he spends in bed with his wife. When he turns out to be pregnant a few weeks later, he thinks nothing about the mysterious demon who's bed he had shared, only that he and Lilith would finally be parents. He's absolutely delighted when his daughter is born, and takes great pride in the fact that she takes after him so much. He jokes with his wife sometimes that her genes were no very strong, however Lilith cannot help but get stuck on his words. It's true, Charlie looks nothing like her. And curiously, she has a lot of deer characteristics the older she gets... Something neither she nor Lucifer has.

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    Lucifer has a one-night-stand with Alastor after an argument with Lilith, which results in the conception of Charlie. However, neither of them realise it. It's only revealed after the Radio Demon shows up at the Happy Hotel, intending to cause some chaos out of spite for Lucifer, but is met with a girl who shares some curious traits with him.

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    11 Jan 2026

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    “And let me be the one to tell the world that Alastor... does not have a tail!”

    Lucifer spittaked right onto his phone.

    aka

    Lucifer’s fix it where he does NOT let this stand.

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    15 Dec 2025

  3. Public Bookmark 61

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    Alastor and Lucifer had been secretly dating for a little over half a year after finally getting to know each other. It was exhilarating and felt sinful to hide it from the rest of hell, but damn was it difficult.

    Especially when the devil had almost gotten caught fooling around with his daughter’s hotel manager… by his own daughter.

    But this time he would plan it right because nothing looked like a better time to tempt his sinner than while he’s working diligently at his desk.

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    06 Dec 2025

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    Six thousand years is a long time to pine for someone. Two thousand years is a long time to have sex with someone. Seven hundred years is a long time to be friends with someone. Eternity is a long time to love someone. It's worth the wait.
    Crowley and Aziraphale through the ages, as we've seen them - and some years we haven't - having lots and lots of emotionally fraught sex. Following from Rome to post-canon in 177K words.

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    09 Nov 2025

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    Anthony Crowley is a workaholic who left London 25 years ago and never looked back.

    Until he - somehow - finds himself as the new middle-aged bachelor in a dating show that he doesn’t really have any interest in taking part in.

    For one, there’s the problem of the female suitors - not great for a man who’s always gravitated more towards men.

    And then there’s the adorable, white-haired man who’s supposed to be his handler, but who makes him feel more than any of the women combined …

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    09 Nov 2025

  6. Public Bookmark 16

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    Crowley has known for millennia that letting his guard down never ends well. Humans and demons alike never want to get close to him with good intentions, and they certainly never want to touch him with good intentions. Despite it all, he's never been able to squash the part of him that longs for a gentle touch.

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    04 Nov 2025

  7. Public Bookmark 2

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    “Going on carriage rides is always so exciting,” Aziraphale said, gazing eagerly out at the countryside. “Don’t you think so, Crowley?”

    Crowley grunted in what was likely supposed to be an unimpressed manner. It wasn’t entirely fooling Aziraphale.

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    04 Nov 2025

  8. Public Bookmark 62

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    Blitz doesn't know why he does it. If someone were to ask him, he'd say it's to prove to Stolas that he's fine, fuck you very much. He sways, leaning against a bright yellow wall. It's so fucking bright and loud in here, and the beelzejuice is making his head swim and his skin tingle in a pleasant way, and right now all he wants is for Stolas to know he's fine. He's not affected by that shit that happened earlier. So he taps on Stolas's picture, hits call, and holds the phone up to his ear.

    "Blitz?" Stolas's voice is quiet, a little shaky.

    "Heyyyyy, Stolas!" Blitz says, sagging against the wall. "How's your night goin'? Mine's goin' fuckin' great."

    "... Are you drunk?"

    Blitz grins, eyes shutting. He is sort of distantly aware of the fact that he's slid down the wall and is now sitting on the floor. "Fuck yeah, I am."

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    Instead of sticking his tongue in anything with a pulse after beating Bee at a drinking contest, Blitz has the amazing idea to call Stolas while so drunk that he can't stand on his own. What could go wrong?

    Featuring: Blitz with a 2-second attention span, Blitz being so drunk he forgets to be an asshole, and Stolas kicking Stella out a la The Circus.

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    02 Nov 2025

  9. Public Bookmark 25

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    “I’d like to try getting drunk,” Aziraphale stated matter-of-factly after theatrically clearing his throat, punctuating his sentence with a swallow as his Adam’s apple bobbed up and down.

    Immediately, Crowley choked on his saliva, his wet coughs soon turning into a poorly-concealed snigger, staring at the stone-faced cherub in amusement.

    “You what?” he asked incredulously, almost scoffing as bewilderment gleamed in his widened eyes.

    Aziraphale wants to experience getting drunk for the first time. Crowley helps him do exactly that. Of course, they both end up absolutely hammered, and Aziraphale can’t stop gushing over his husband. [Slight AU where they’re married and only Crowley has tried alcohol]
    Just renamed!

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    27 Oct 2025

  10. Public Bookmark 20

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    “My dear, what’s happening?” Aziraphale asked once more. Crowley’s face scrunched up but he relented.

    “My feet hurt a bit,” the demon said, “I’ll live”. Aziraphale wasn’t a fool. He knew very well that saying I’ll live did not mean I’m ok.

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    After the whole 1941 church rescue, Crowley's feet are not doing well. Aziraphale notices and helps, much to the demon's annoyance.

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    23 Oct 2025

  11. Public Bookmark 11

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    After the Armageddon’t, Crowley collapses from the combined powers of exhaustion and migraine. Aziraphale takes care of him.

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    22 Oct 2025

  12. Public Bookmark 8

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    A storm brings back old fears, and Crowley shields him with his wings.

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    22 Oct 2025

  13. Public Bookmark 1

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    Aziraphale reveals his aspiration of obtaining a marriage certificate. Crowley is determined on making his dream a reality.

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    20 Oct 2025

  14. Public Bookmark 72

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    “Oh!” He smiled and placed a hand on his cheek. “Merry Christmas to you, too, dear.”

    She laughed and pointed to the mistletoe hanging above him. “Couldn’t miss my chance to kiss an angel,” she joked, and Crowley lost all of the being impressed and went straight to annoyed. She caught his expression and grinned. “What, did you want a kiss from me, too?”

    “Hard pass,” Crowley hissed, and continued on to the kitchen.

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    08 Oct 2025

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    Crowley perspective retelling of Green Things Are Flowers Too

    In which Crowley and Aziraphale pretend to be married while they try to influence the "antichrist."

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    11 Aug 2025

  16. Public Bookmark 4

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    Maggie and Nina invite Aziraphale to a play one evening, because they know that he loves the theater. They fail to mention, however, that it's a couples-only event...

    (I have no reason for it being a couples-only event other than the fact that Maggie and Nina are desprate for Aziraphale and Crowley to get over themselves and kiss already)

    (Based on a couple prompts I found on pintrest)

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    10 Aug 2025

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    "Crowley, the demons I saw at your trial all had animal traits. So I was wondering… where is yours? Your… well I suppose it’d be a snake, wouldn’t it…”

    Neil Gaiman suggested Good Omens’ demons are their creatures, not the human forms underneath (the Ratatouille theory). I really love snakes. I couldn't help finishing that train of thought.

    Can be read as a standalone work.

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    01 Aug 2025

  18. Public Bookmark 39

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    “If all is correct, this should take away any outward characteristics of your angelic nature, while still allowing you miracles and such. And it will keep you hidden from prying occult forces.”

    Aziraphale uncorked the vial. “Well, I wouldn’t say Heaven is occult, it’s ethereal.”

    Gabriel’s face fell somewhat. “I didn’t mean Heaven, Aziraphale. Demons wouldn’t be able to sense you.”

    Aziraphale raised his eyebrows. “Oh. That’s interesting.”

     

    In which Heaven can’t find out that an angel and a demon are in love, but what would they care about a demon going on dates with a(n angel disguised as a) human?

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    13 Jul 2025

  19. Public Bookmark 55

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    Aziraphale hates rock music and crowded bars, but he reluctantly agrees to attend his coworker's girlfriend's gig.

    But when a creep won't take no for an answer, suddenly Aziraphale has a fake boyfriend in the form of the gorgeous bassist he's been admiring all evening.

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    16 Jun 2025

  20. Public Bookmark 13

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    While on a trip with Aziraphale, Crowley is ambushed and captured. Can Aziraphale find and save him?

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    08 Jun 2025

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