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Leviticus 18:22 echoed in her mind, unbidden. Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination.
But Rumi did not lie with mankind at all. She lay awake, her body a betrayer, aching from the softness of curves, the whisper of feminine laughter. Abomination. That’s what she was. A vile creature from hell, spawned in sin and destined for the lake of fire.
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She hated this week. Hated it with every fiber of her body.
Rumi and Mira had been sniping at each other nonstop. Rumi slamming cabinets in the kitchen because Mira left her coffee mug in the sink again. Mira muttering under her breath when Rumi hogged the TV remote. The two of them trading barbed comments over dinner until Zoey wanted to crawl under the table and disappear.
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Zoey thought it her girls were fighting, but really it was just foreplay
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Mira always wanted to kill herself. It was a thing she wanted when she was just ten years old, but she wanted it.
Her mother was never happy with her, her grades, her friends, her manner of speaking. Her hair. Her. She was nothing like her perfect brother.
So Mira wanted to die as simple as that.
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They stayed quiet for a long time. Long enough for the movie’s paused soundtrack to fade into the background. Long enough for Zoey’s breathing to slow.
Then she mumbled into Rumi’s hoodie, “Today was awful.”
“We figured,” Mira said softly, squeezing her hand.
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The solo fan meet was a flop, so the girls comfort Zoey
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“Rumi, come on, I need to finish this,” Mira said, turning toward the switch.
Rumi caught her arm gently, pulling her close. “You’ve been at it for hours. You need a break. Let me help you relax.”
Mira hesitated, glancing at the darkened stereo. “Just five more minutes. You guys are counting on me.”
Rumi’s hands slid to Mira’s waist, thumbs rubbing slow circles. “Five minutes won’t fix it if you collapse. Say yes, and I’ll make it worth it.”
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Mira keeps overworking herself too much much, and the girls decide to distract her.
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for the first time (a second time) by littlegaypeople_11
Fandoms: KPop Demon Hunters (2025)
31 Dec 2025
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Six years since Rumi disappeared off the face of the Earth.
Well, alright, maybe that was dramatic. Sure, she'd left with little warning, but there still was some. A short 10 minute conversation filled with yelling, screaming, cussing, and then she was gone. An uber. 3 suitcases, 2 eyes full of what Zoey remembered to be shame and pity, and one extremely broken family.
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The last thing married couple Zoey and Mira expected was a text from longtime ex and bandmate, Rumi.
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20 Jan 2026
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KID FIC ZOMIRA EX RUMI UHHHH HAPY ENDING WOOOOO AND LONGGG
Edit: Jan 26 2026
Bro one of the best fics I have finished man, got me crying and everything, and it’s not too of a slow burn, they communicate perfectly and yeah 🥲
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Rumi is a low-rank demon, finally sent on a mission by Gwi-Ma on her own to retrieve souls. Only problem... she has no idea how to do that. Or really how to do anything in the human world. Oh well, too late now.
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29 Dec 2025
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Tis summary by the greys Malbra lowkey spelled their name wrong buyer thug it out here a sum.
Rumi is a low-rank demon, finally sent on a mission by Gwi-Ma on her own to retrieve souls. Only problem... she has no idea how to do that. Or really how to do anything in the human world. Oh well, too late now.
RAHHHHHHHHHHHH EHEHDIEHEB I NEED THE NEXT CHAPTER PLEASE SEE JEHENDIENDINEOSNEIXNEIDNRINEIW I NEED DTHE NEXT CHAPTERRRR DHBEIDNWIDN THIS JS WHY I ONLY READ FINSHED WORK 😭😭😭
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mira 🩷
you are the worst
i hate nepo babies
rumi 💜
WHAT
WELL I HATE RICH GIRLS
mira 🩷
ALL THREE OF US ARE RICH YOU IDIOT
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30 Dec 2025
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Funniest chat fic I’ve seen. Polytrix stoped at 6. Readdd when it updates!
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we chose to wait! marriage only after sex by charminhearts
Fandoms: KPop Demon Hunters (2025)
01 Nov 2025
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"Did you notice she's showing pregnancy symptoms?"
"Symptons of what now?" Mira controlled her voice as much as she could, but couldn't help but look silly and wide-eyed. Zoey shrugs.
"Morning sickness," the maknae raises her index finger. "Throwing up every time she eats something," she raises her middle finger, and continues listing Rumi's symptoms, raising one finger at a time. "Fatigue, drowsiness, fainting, and remember last night she smelled tacos while you were cooking rice?! She started crying because she wanted tacos! Which reminds me, mood swings. That's it, our fingers got our girlfriend pregnant!"
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Rumi begins to show signs of pregnancy, something that leaves her girlfriends extremely confused, until they discover that, in fact, they got their girlfriend pregnant.
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06 Dec 2025
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AWEWW A CUTE LITLE KID FIC AND FINSHED REAMBER TO RESD THE TGA BUT HIENSTLY I MIGHT RESD IT NOW SO JUST COME BACK GK THIS
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The client hadn’t really requested anything at all; their emails had been almost overly polite, if not jarringly formal, and had selected only the most vanilla options on the questionnaire she provided. Certainly a far cry from the standard practices of her usual clientele, but this one had paid upfront and picked this expensive hotel, and Mira’s fees are dear enough on their own that she had been coloured intrigued.
Mira takes a left down the hallway after leaving the elevator and finds herself at the door to the room. She doesn’t steel herself—doesn’t need to. She can handle anything. Has handled most things. Mira swipes the keycard and lets herself in.
The person sitting on the bed is probably the last thing she expects.
In which Mira is a professional, Rumi is socially inept, and Zoey is also there. Let's hope nobody catches feelings.
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06 Dec 2025
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I NEED TO READ THIS FIC, it’s just not finished soobbbb. Everyone is doing fan art and and 😔