Cosmoscopic
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Arthur Isaac Levine and [illegible] Eames request the honor of your presence on April 9th 2026 to celebrate their nuptials, to be held in
the United StatesUnited KingdomSouth AfricaEcuadorSwitzerlandMexicoThailand…—
All Arthur and Eames want is a place where they can have a nice, peaceful, and legal wedding. Same-sex marriage is legal in 38 countries, yet finding a location turns out to be harder than they thought.
Direct sequel to megaphone to my chest but can be read standalone.
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- Part 5 of they'll hang us in the louvre
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Arthur wakes up every morning to his loving husband. Arthur wakes up every morning in a house he loves. Arthur needs to wake up. Arthur, wake up. Wake up.
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Cobb just wants someone else to deal with Mal's annual rant about Christmas in LA. Arthur is the perfect target.
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"Why darling, aren’t you the belle of the ball?" The voice lacks its usual rumble and is instead a throaty velvet that has Arthur off-kilter. But the polished English accent and the cadence are all too familiar.
Arthur swallows. "Eames…?"
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Eames shows Arthur a new female forge. Arthur was not prepared for this.
Prequel to megaphone to my chest but can be read standalone.
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- Part 4 of they'll hang us in the louvre
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"For fuck’s sake, Eames." Brilliant, there’s that grumpy little furrow between Arthur’s angry eyebrows. "Can you go back to being concussed? I’m this close to taking that Yakuza bounty and murdering you myself. Please. Shut the fuck up."
Jackpot.
"Why don’t you make me?"
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Arthur and Eames are stuck in Eames’ Hanoi safe house for three more days. Eames has an idea for how they can spend their time.
Standalone PWP.
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- Part 3 of they'll hang us in the louvre
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In October 2025, Eames steals the French Crown Jewels from the Louvre. Standalone vignettes of two lives in a shared timeline.
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Snippets of Joe's perspective during Wolfsong.
Featuring Carter and Kelly being amazing brothers (and also assholes), Joe being a hot mess for seven years (while Ox is just hot), ALL the angst, a surprising amount of Frankie, an unsurprising amount of masturbation and also a happy ending.
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07 May 2026
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The alternate universe where Arthur's a pianist and Eames is a lyric baritone and their love is so lieder, omg. Blame Lately for this whole thing. *waves hand over assorted fics*
Also, for edification should you wish it or require it:
Der Erlkönig
Is Not His Word Like a Fire
Benjamin Britten
Peter Pears
Franz Schubert- Words:
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12 Apr 2026
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The Night Shift by thecouchsofa
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
30 Dec 2025
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Hollander is always a bit like that, in increments. He takes every loss personally – every missed shot, every empty netter, every failed pass. He could stand to get out of his head for a while.
It would be good, Ilya thinks, for him to calm down.
To sit and relax, maybe.
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12 Feb 2026
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“Should call you the Ottawa Puppies,” says the Toronto centre, Svensson. As an insult it makes no sense, so Ilya ignores it, until he continues, “Hear Hollander keeps you on a short leash.”
Ilya is the captain, so if anything, he should be holding the leash. In English, you can be singular or plural, but he knows what Svensson is trying to say. He is saying Ilya Rozanov, you are Hollander’s bitch.
“Only sometimes,” Ilya replies, grinning. He wins the face off.
OR: Ilya trains himself to be a very, very good guard dog for Shane.
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- Part 1 of Dog
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11 Feb 2026
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all the things he did by blankjournals
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
29 Dec 2025
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4 times Shane was strict with Ilya and the 1 time he wasn't ft Ilya having an emotional crisis over it.
OR: inspired by the tweet: ilya actually love having a strict boyfriend. like no his bitch do not let him have friends NO he not allowed to be out past 11 and NO U CANNOT SIT HERE!!!
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10 Feb 2026