DerKatzenprinz
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In Simon’s defense, he didn’t get a single notice in his mailbox about this. Nevermind that his mailbox has been jammed for the last two months. He notified the building owner. Multiple times, even!
He thinks.
Either way.
It’s really not his fault when he strolls into his livingroom fresh out of the shower wearing absolutely nothing.
OR Simon Teller meets the window cleaner.
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Say Nothing by DerKatzenprinz, ladygabe
Fandoms: The Dark Pictures: House of Ashes (Video Game)
11 Aug 2025
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Freedom from the House of Ashes had only led to imprisonment in the sanitized white walls of quarantine. The payment to escape the first was blood; the payment to escape the second comes at a much steeper price.
Now irrevocably bonded by their experience and only growing closer, Jason and Salim fight to protect one another as the survivors are delivered an ultimatum: return to the world below or else.
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- Part 1 of Say Nothing
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Blond by DerKatzenprinz, ladygabe
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Spider-Man: Spider-Verse (Sony Animated Movies)
12 Jul 2024
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Peter Parker was just doing whatever he could to survive in Earth-42's New York. His universe was one of the most dangerous in all the Multiverse, run entirely by villains.
He didn't even know the Multiverse existed.
And then he got bitten. And (sort of) kidnapped.
And he found out that maybe not every universe was full of darkness.
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Miguel O'Hara last saw a blond Peter Parker when they were parting ways after an exhausting mission. Peter had grinned at him as he'd said, "See you for the next one."
There had been something there - something that wasn't going to happen. And then he was gone. And that was it.
Miguel's universe had become steadily darker as he lost one more person.
And now he had a new Spider-Man to deal with. And he was blond, too.
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Nine times the Nein comfort their wizard, each in their own way. A series of unconnected moments in which Caleb is shown how much his found family are there for him.
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Separated from the rest of the Mighty Nein, Caleb, Essek, and Molly face a powerful creature. Molly is fatally wounded.
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Say Nothing by DerKatzenprinz, ladygabe
Fandom: The Dark Pictures: House of Ashes (Video Game)
11 Aug 2025
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Tomorrow You'll Be Worlds Away by DerKatzenprinz
Fandom: Les Misérables - All Media Types
30 May 2013
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Build Me a Home on the Range by RaisedByHeathens
Fandoms: Wolf 359 (Radio), Time Bombs (Podcast)
31 Aug 2025
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In the unforgiving high desert of 1870s Colorado, a man can only rely on himself, his horse, his gun and his partner. When haunted civil war vet and struggling older cowboy Simon Teller is saddled with the genteel Eastern greenhorn Mark Midland on a dangerous drive to the cattle yards of Chicago, it's a fight from the start.
Dust, danger, an initial dislike of each other and a thousand ornery cattle stand between them and their destination. But out on the trail, beneath the vast Western sky, amidst clashes and confessions, perils and shared triumphs, the two discover an affection that goes beyond merely friendship.
When a series of unfortunate disasters strand them away from the rest of the drive, the two men must confront both their growing feelings and the wounds of their pasts. To survive, they'll need to trust each other fully, risking more than just their lives in the process.
Out in the plains, Teller and Midland must decide how much they're willing to gamble on a new beginning - and on each other. -
Coming Home (But Not to You) by queercatfan
Fandoms: Arcane: League of Legends (Cartoon 2021)
24 Dec 2024
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When Viktor makes the reluctant decision to move back to Piltover after six years to be a professor at The Academy, he's forced to share an office with none other than his former lab partner Jayce Talis, the very man who caused him to leave Piltover in the first place.
(modern professors AU)
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- Part 1 of Coming Home (But Not to You)
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17 Dec 2024
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waking up to burnt bridges by ChangeTheCircumstances
Fandoms: The Dark Pictures: House of Ashes (Video Game)
17 Dec 2022
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Jason's running late to pick up Zain when a car suddenly collides with his. When he wakes up, he recognizes the faces, but not the world that he's suddenly thrust into. And though the faces are familiar, they aren't quite the same people Jason remembers either.
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26 Jul 2024
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James Flint had yet to meet a conversation he couldn't avoid.
John Silver had yet to meet a routine he couldn't disrupt.
(post-show domesticity, with oranges)
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- Part 1 of orange
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29 May 2024
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the sweetest devotion, hitting me like an explosion by brinnanza, Jaynovz (Christel_Jenkins)
Fandoms: Black Sails
16 Jun 2022
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Across the street from his shop, perched on the low half wall in front of a nondescript high rise of offices, there is a man playing acoustic guitar. Well, playing is a word for it anyway; it sounds as if the man has just picked up the instrument for the first time today. It’s all clumsy chord changes and out of tune twanging, but that on its own would probably be at least tolerable. Flint’s street is usually quiet, but he’s no stranger to buskers; the more populated streets are full of them when the weather is nice.
No, the thing that really ties the scene together is the bird.
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Aka the Street Performer Silver/Baker Flint rom com